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Spinal Tap to Reunite for Live Earth

Maximum Prophet noted that one of the most influential and loud rock bands in the history of music is coming back together to perform at Live Earth this summer. Yes, that's right Tap is Back. The article has some good news (a new single is coming) and some bad news... apparently Derek is in rehab for addiction to the Internet. Best wishes to him on his recovery- I'm sure it won't impact the performance... if Spinal Tap is anything, they are a band.

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  1. Re:Spinal Tap by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's because their music goes all the way to eleven!

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  2. Great news. by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm hoping their amps can now go up to 12 instead of 11, due to advances in sound and rock technology since their last tour.

    1. Re:Great news. by MrNougat · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm hoping their amps can now go up to 12 instead of 11, due to advances in sound and rock technology since their last tour.


      Silly, they'll just make eleven louder, and keep eleven as the top number. Sheesh.
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    2. Re:Great news. by roystgnr · · Score: 3, Funny

      Silly, they'll just make eleven louder, and keep eleven as the top number. Sheesh. ...

      These go to twelve.

    3. Re:Great news. by Who235 · · Score: 5, Funny

      it still has nothing to do with technology.

      Wrong again.

      The incident involving the stage setting for "Stonehenge" demonstrates the importance of making sure everyone involved with a project is using the same units of measure. This is an invaluable lesson that all programmers should absorb.

      So there, it's nerdy.

      Plus it's just about the funniest movie in history, and (most) nerds like funny stuff.
    4. Re:Great news. by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Funny
      under either 'humor' and 'movies'.

      Ugh. Well, I hope the grammar police don't read THAT post.

    5. Re:Great news. by Bazman · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hope Nigel will do his bit for the environment by turning his amps down to 10.

      I thought the Live Earth line-up would feature the Energy-Saving Electric Light Orchestra and Joan Carbontrading...

    6. Re:Great news. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

      In honor of Live Earth they will be using eco-friendly solar powered guitars and lighting. They go on stage at 8pm.

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    7. Re:Great news. by ystar · · Score: 2, Funny

      But these go to twelve.

  3. I hope the drummer doesn't combust by tinrobot · · Score: 4, Funny

    The subsequent release of carbon would be detrimental to the planet.

  4. Vomit by Philotic · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The official cause of death is he died of choking on CO2 emissions. It wasn't his own CO2 emissions. He choked on somebody else's CO2 emissions."

  5. Heh. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    and some bad news... apparently Derek is in rehab for addiction to the Internet. He's probably reading about himself on Slashdot right now...
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  6. A Masterpiece by Zaphenath · · Score: 3, Funny

    As much as I look forward to the new single, nothing will ever take the place in my heart reserved for the song "Lick My Love Pump." Hopefully it will get more than just a two word review.

    What this really has to do with Slashdot is t-shirt color. How much more black can our t-shirts be? And the answer is none. None more black.

  7. Wanted: Drummer - Life expectancy ONE Tour by Ageing+Metalhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    Advertisement as expected on Craigslist!

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  8. Best line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Baby, you're too young
    And I'm too well hung

    1. Re:Best line by dfghjk · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're sweet but you're just four feet
      And you still got your baby teeth

  9. Re:Spinal Tap by saboola · · Score: 1, Funny

    Most Live Earth performances only go to 10pm, but I hear this one is going to 11. Wakka Wakka Wakka.

  10. Re:Live Earth? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

    how's it coming wiping your butt with one piece of paper?


    I don't know, you'd have to ask Sheryl Crow. But this article is about Spinal Tap, whose amps go up to 11, not Sheryl Crow, who sometimes doesn't even use amps.
  11. Speaking of loud by ptomblin · · Score: 2, Funny

    When is "Disaster Area" going to be touring this end of the galaxy again?

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    1. Re:Speaking of loud by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sadly they're only touring the opposite end of the galaxy.. but don't worry, you'll hear it fine.

  12. You sick bastards. by goodEvans · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one would like to distance myself from the original poster's comments regarding Derek's current stint in rehab. Wishing him well on a website is tantamount to buying a round of drinks and saying "cheers" to congratulate a recovering alcoholic.

    Derek, if you are reading this, step away from the computer you weak-willed fool.

    Sick, sick, sick.

  13. Re:Spinal Tap by curecollector · · Score: 4, Funny

    No way - they're still on their first drummer.

  14. Re:Spinal Tap by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow, after all this time my sig is finally relevant!!

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  15. Re:Spinal Tap by Keebler71 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Nigel Tufnel: This is a top post, it's very, very special, because, if you can see...

    Marty DiBergi: Yeah...

    Nigel Tufnel: [pointing to the moderation] ...the numbers all go to six. Look, right across the board: six, six, six, six,..

    Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most scoring systems go up to five?

    Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.

    Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's funnier? Is that any more funny?

    Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one funnier, isn't it? It's not five. You see, most... most blokes, you know, will be joking at five. You're on five here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up... you're on five on slashdot. Where can you go from there? Where?

    Marty DiBergi: I don't know...

    Nigel Tufnel: ...nowhere! Exactly! What we do is if we need that extra... push over the cliff, you know what we do?

    Marty DiBergi: Mod it up to six.

    Nigel Tufnel: ...six. Exactly. One higher.

    Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make five funnier, and make five be the top... number, and make that a little funnier?

    Nigel Tufnel: [pause, blank look and snapping chewing gum] This goes to six.

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  16. Re:folkers by blake3737 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I love it when stuff gets all folked up.

  17. Re:Spinal Tap by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sometimes, when performing as Spinal Tap, they also performed as their own supporting band: "The Folksmen", which was OK if the fans "got it", but they also had the experience of being booed off the stage as The Folksmen, only to be cheered back on as Spinal Tap.

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  18. Re:Spinal Tap by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, I think the rock and roll lifestyle is a less well done parody of Spinal Tap.

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  19. Re:Live Earth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually I still use three. One up, one down and one to polish.

    ttfn
    A.Nonymouse

  20. Re:Music!=NewsForNerds by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spinal Tap are the pioneers of overclocking. Their infamous "Amp Hack" allowed them to go to 11.

    They also wrote one of the very first version of the Unix kernels, and developed TCP/IP in between gigs. Linus Torvalds was once quoted as saying "If it weren't for Spinal Tap's work in the field, I would have never been inspired to develop Linux." The entire concept for broadband internet access - Spinal Tap. Cisco Corporation was started by the proceeds of an early Spinal Tap show. Nigel Tufnel of Spinal Tap doodled the first design for the Cray Supercomputer on the back of a napkin at a diner while on tour. David St. Hubbins is also credited for inventing SATA drives because "I just didn't like the sound of the IDE drives".

    There, that enough for you, or shall I continue?

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  21. Hello Cleveland by kennylogins · · Score: 2, Funny

    So let me get this straight, are they playing before or after Puppet Show?

  22. Re:Monkees, Partridge Family, Milli Vanilli by Intron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only things that can be verified clearly, scientifically and uncontroversially like WMDs, global warming, AIDS caused by HIV, etc.

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  23. Re:Spinal Tap by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not anymore, if you give me a minute.