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Jack Valenti, Dead at 85

saforrest writes "Jack Valenti, a man whose influence in both Washington and Hollywood was profound, died today at age 85. He first became famous as special assistant to Lyndon Johnson: he can even be seen in the famous photo aboard Air Force One. In 1966, he quit this job to become president of the MPAA, from 1966 to 2004."

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  1. Twofo = GNAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
  2. Thank God by normuser · · Score: -1, Troll

    Now burn in hell bitch.

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  3. Re:C'mon by QuantumG · · Score: 0, Troll

    What's wrong with celebrating the death of your enemy?

    Honestly.

    I don't understand.

    Does the concept of death scare you so much that you don't like to think about it at all?

    Do you think the gods will get angry at us and strike us down too?

    Or is it that if you were an evil bastard who would sell his own grandmother for the right price, you would prefer people who abhore that behaviour to not celebrate your death?

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  4. Re:Good by networkBoy · · Score: 1, Troll

    Ted Kaczynski wasn't always a serial bomber, but we don't spend a lot of time celebrating his life either
    At least teddy gave us IED training...
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  5. Re:C'mon by forkazoo · · Score: 1, Troll

    There's no point in acting like most of us liked him, even a little. We don't have to celebrate his death, but we also don't have to pretend he wasn't a douche.


    We don't have to celebrate his death... But I would certainly go to a party celebrating it if there was one to attend! Seriously, I would love to see a bunch of parties in really poor taste spring up all over the country this weekend. It'd be a nice way to let the people who want to follow in his footsteps know what we are willing to think of them. If anybody thows a Jack Valenti is Dead party in Boulder/Denver this weekend, be sure to email me.
  6. Re:mod parent up by SilentChris · · Score: -1, Troll

    yes right because your going to have the follow through to double check those names.


    No, because you don't know anyone.

    Everyone who was accosted by the RIAA/MPAA who DIDN'T have the money to fight a protracted legal battle has been given an attorney for free. E.g. the 12 year old downloader. Everyone who DID have the money hasn't run into problems because they had the money (and knew what they were getting into beforehand).

    All you're basically saying in your OP is "I have no clue how the legal system works, but I'm going to rant so I can get some free Slashdot karma".
  7. Re:Perhaps it is time to stop and think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Now if only someone had the balls to do us a favor with the Decider and his sidekick.

  8. Good Riddance by stinerman · · Score: 0, Troll

    At times like these, I wish there was a hell so people like Jack Valenti could be sent to it.

  9. Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    We just got rid of some HUMAN TRASH. Good riddance...

  10. I made a promise.... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 0, Troll

    that someday I would piss on his grave. Someday I will keep it.

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  11. MOD PARENT UP by porcupine8 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I haven no points, or I would.

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  12. incredibly inciteful post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    BOOM HEADSHOT!

  13. Re:Frosty piss... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's funny how "free speech" advocates are silent when people silence speech that they disagree with.

    LK

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  14. Amen to that! by Rudd-O · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'm fucking glad. I took the liberty of gloating in his death at my blog.

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    1. Re:Amen to that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Woooo- you have a blog! How special!

      STFU. Nobody cares what you think, ass licker

    2. Re:Amen to that! by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1, Troll

      Woo yeah, another money grubbing millionaire manipulistic thieving bastard is dead.

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  15. Re:Obligatory by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hope it was painful as hell.

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  16. Re:Good by pipingguy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Thanks for ruining the ending of the movie, dickhead. Have you never heard of a ***SPOILER ALERT***?

  17. This is probably redundant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    This is probably redundant, but reading this summary gave me a beautiful, shiny boner, and rather than go limp while reading through the 300-post clusterfuck going on here, I would just like to state publically (or anonymously, I get the two confused) that I am going to CUM. SO. HARD.

    fapfapfapfapfapooooh jack, ooooooh jack... take my cum you mpaa zombie... you beautiful dead decomposing bitchhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh god cumming

  18. Re:It's a very sad day on slashdot.. by alienmole · · Score: 0, Troll

    If you want people who may have different values from you to share or even just understand your perspective, you need to at least be able to explain that perspective, not just list the rules you live by as though everyone should automatically recognize their absolute validity.

    You've made categorical statements like "Common decency is..." and "you don't verbally dance on his grave...", and alluded to reasons ("There's a reason why...") without actually explaining those reasons. My conclusion is that like many people, you're following rules someone else made for you, which you take for granted but don't understand well enough to articulate. That's pretty common, but again, you shouldn't expect others to automatically accept those those rules unless you can at least verbalize their rationale.

    (As an aside, you also draw some parallels which don't necessarily hold, e.g. that the taboo against actually desecrating graves should extend equally to discussing the idea in a way that's clearly not intended literally.)

    As a reminder that there are people with different value systems from yours, read this comment. Do you think those people are "too detached from the real world to care about their human side", as you accused me of being?

    You may not agree with those who are metaphorically dancing on Valenti's grave, but they're not forcing you to join them. You, on the other hand, seem to want them to follow the same rules you follow, and when they don't, or even when someone questions the reasons behind your rules, your response borders on questioning their very humanity.

    In my value system, questioning the humanity of those with different values than you is a big no-no, which historically has led to all sorts of bad outcomes. You might want to ponder how your plea for decency turned into a step down such a dark, dark road.