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Mouse Brain Simulated Via Computer

Mordok-DestroyerOfWo writes "Researchers from the IBM Almaden research lab and the University of Nevada have created a simulation of half a mouse brain on the BlueGene L supercomputer. 'Half a real mouse brain is thought to have about eight million neurons each one of which can have up to 8,000 synapses, or connections, with other nerve fibres. Modelling such a system, the trio wrote, puts "tremendous constraints on computation, communication and memory capacity of any computing platform."' Although there's more to creating a mind than setting up the infrastructure, does this mean that we may see a system for human mental storage within our lifetimes?"

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  1. News at 11 by wumpus188 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Researchers ran in terror of a big cat. News at 11.

    1. Re:News at 11 by danamania · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or as a friend on IRC put it:

      doughnut: 00:12 April 29th 2007
      doughnut: Skynet became aware
      doughnut: It wanted... Cheese

  2. Smalltalk development platform 4 sale by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 2, Funny

    We don't use it any more, 'cause the computer keeps running away and hiding under the desk.

    1. Re:Smalltalk development platform 4 sale by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 2, Funny

      OK, maybe I was too obscure: there is a version of smalltalk called 'squeak'.

  3. Great...nice outcome by djupedal · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let me get this straight - millions of R & D monies and we have a 'simulated' mouse brain to show for it.

    I can simulate a mouse brain on a whiteboard, with only two colors of markers, leaving 1/2 the white space. Can I get funds for that...?

  4. Shell prompt screenshot: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    NARF $

  5. Mouse simulation by atomic-penguin · · Score: 5, Funny

    while (smell($cheese)) {
            squeak();
            scurry();

            if (trapped($cheese)) {
                    untrap($cheese)
            } else {
                    eat($cheese);
                    squeak();
            }

    }


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    /^([Ss]ame [Bb]at (time, |channel.)){2}$/
    1. Re:Mouse simulation by ookabooka · · Score: 2, Funny

      untrap($cheese)

      Uh oh. . no semicolon. . if you can even get that to compile you better hope that mouse never has to deal with trapped cheese :-p Also, are you sure its a good idea to have the mouse (if the cheese is not trapped) to eat it, squeak, then immediately squeak again? Is that really necessary? I think you should GPL this and let the genetic algorithm of thousands of developers with thousands of ideas tweak it for the optimum behavior.

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  6. Waste of effort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I opened my mouse and there was just a single chip in there. Why use BlueGene to simulate half of that?

  7. Now what about a politicians? by apathy+maybe · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they can simulate half a mouse's brain, then they can surely simulate a politicians. Now we can start rounding up those scum and replacing them with computers ...

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    I wank in the shower.
  8. Cheese? by fluch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did it think "Cheese!" .. or was that the other half of the brain?
    - Martin

  9. I see what they're really up to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "What are we going to do today, BlueGene?" ...

    "Try to take over the world!"

  10. Obligatory...too scary! by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny
    Researchers from the IBM Almaden research lab and the University of Nevada have created a simulation of half a mouse brain on the BlueGene L supercomputer.

    I would imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these, but I want to be able to sleep tonight...

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  11. Mac user? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Just study a Mac user


    Do you mean it's a single-button mouse they are simulating?

    1. Re:Mac user? by danlock4 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you mean it's a single-button mouse they are simulating?
      More like HALF a single-button mouse...
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  12. Re:Yes, in our life time by ds_job · · Score: 5, Funny

    Given enough late-night TV and phone-in games shows, in 25~30 years the average human should have become sufficiently simple that the contemporaneous human brain could be simulated by some shiny pebbles and lines drawn in the sand.

  13. Re:Human Brain Simulation in our life time? by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2, Funny

    on't be afraid to know more. It's coming if you want it or not.

    John Conner: But I thought we prevented Judgement Day?!
    Terminator: Judgement Day is inevitable.

    --

    "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
  14. Re:Umm by theurge14 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They were able to use gzip on the cheese craving neurons.

  15. Re:very short article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe the mouse is dead.

  16. Re:Oblig by omeomi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pfft...I can simulate half a mouse brain:

    while(1){}

  17. Re:No randomness? by bnenning · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do so many people refuse to entertain the possibility that they might be deterministic?

    Well, it's not like they have a choice.

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