Mouse Brain Simulated Via Computer
Mordok-DestroyerOfWo writes "Researchers from the IBM Almaden research lab and the University of Nevada have created a simulation of half a mouse brain on the BlueGene L supercomputer. 'Half a real mouse brain is thought to have about eight million neurons each one of which can have up to 8,000 synapses, or connections, with other nerve fibres. Modelling such a system, the trio wrote, puts "tremendous constraints on computation, communication and memory capacity of any computing platform."' Although there's more to creating a mind than setting up the infrastructure, does this mean that we may see a system for human mental storage within our lifetimes?"
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We don't use it any more, 'cause the computer keeps running away and hiding under the desk.
Let me get this straight - millions of R & D monies and we have a 'simulated' mouse brain to show for it.
I can simulate a mouse brain on a whiteboard, with only two colors of markers, leaving 1/2 the white space. Can I get funds for that...?
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I opened my mouse and there was just a single chip in there. Why use BlueGene to simulate half of that?
If they can simulate half a mouse's brain, then they can surely simulate a politicians. Now we can start rounding up those scum and replacing them with computers ...
I wank in the shower.
Did it think "Cheese!" .. or was that the other half of the brain?
- Martin
"What are we going to do today, BlueGene?" ...
"Try to take over the world!"
I would imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these, but I want to be able to sleep tonight...
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
Do you mean it's a single-button mouse they are simulating?
Given enough late-night TV and phone-in games shows, in 25~30 years the average human should have become sufficiently simple that the contemporaneous human brain could be simulated by some shiny pebbles and lines drawn in the sand.
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They were able to use gzip on the cheese craving neurons.
Maybe the mouse is dead.
Pfft...I can simulate half a mouse brain:
while(1){}
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Why do so many people refuse to entertain the possibility that they might be deterministic?
Well, it's not like they have a choice.
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