Exposing Bots In Big Companies
CalicoPenny let us know about yet another "30 days" effort, this one to name the names of major companies infected with spam-spewing bots. Support Intelligence began the effort on March 28, out of frustration at not being able to attract the attention of anyone who could fix the problems at these companies. While they haven't named 30 companies over the ensuing month, they did name some prominent ones, such as Thompson Financial, Bank of America, and AIG. The scary part is that if a bot can spam it can capture keystrokes or troll for interesting documents.
The scary part is that if a bot can spam it can capture keystrokes or troll for interesting documents.
Or troll slashdot.
The opposite of progress is congress
to "kicking bot and posting names."
Lacking <sarcasm> tags,
Then do the math.
.gif and e-mail it to everyone on your contact list, instructing them to do the same.
Then, to ensure you reach 100% of your target audience, convert the presentation to an animated
https://www.eff.org/https-everywhere
Bill - "Hey, what's going on here?"
Larry - "Stop giving free checks for life Bill."
Winston - "And free ATM cash withdrawals!"
Charles - "Or we let these spam zombies eat our brains!"
Bankers Pen - "Yeah!"
Bill - "Whoah! Whoah! Guys. People love all the features of WAMU's spam free online checking."
Larry - "Horse Pockey! V1a6rA l0ng D0ng che4p$$! Mmm. Braaaaaains..."
[ Larry, wearing a BOA pin on his collar, begins nibbling on Charles' hairpiece as others join in on the feeding frenzy... ]
[ Bill repeatedly cocks his Remington as the penguin suits start dropping behind the velvet ropes... ]
Bill - "Key log this EFT, baby! Groooovy..."
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
Exposing bots in big companies? That's easy. I see 'em every day. We even have a nickname for them here..."Middle Management."
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris will still kick your ass.