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Where to Go After a Lifetime in IT?

Pikoro asks: "I have been working in the IT field for the past 20 years or so, and after getting hired by the largest financial company in the world, I thought I might have finally found a place to retire from. However, after working here for almost a year, I find myself, not exactly burnt out, but longing for a complete career field change. It's not that doing IT related tasks aren't fun anymore, but they have become more 'work' than 'play' over the last few years. Since all of my experience has been IT related, I'm not sure where I could go from here. What would you consider doing for a living, after being in a single field for so long?"

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  1. Where to go after a lifetime ? by jalet · · Score: 5, Funny

    To Hell, of course !

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  2. Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll take "Laughing all the way to the bank" for $100k/yr, Alex.

    1. Re:Jeoparody by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Funny

      What kind of industry is there in Kansas?

      Tornado clean-up?

    2. Re:Jeoparody by be951 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Wow, you must be either a really bad home buyer, or a poor reader...

      Homes in Manhattan, KS

    3. Re:Jeoparody by be951 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you live in the major metropolitan areas (NYC, LA, Chicago, etc) where there are jobs that can pay higher wages (leaving out COL), its hard to imagine getting anything approaching that in other areas.
      Due to lack of jobs, or lack of imagination?
  3. Limited options by taustin · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you expect anything like the same money, about your only options would be producing porn videos, politics, or some other life of crime.

    Otherwise, get a job flipping burgers at your local McDonalds, and work your way up.

  4. Me? by Tarlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd become a fireman.

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    1. Re:Me? by arabagast · · Score: 5, Funny

      A fireman became him ?

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    2. Re:Me? by paeanblack · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd become a fireman.

      Yeah, they deal with fewer fires.

    3. Re:Me? by FiloEleven · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently that sort of thing happens all the time in Soviet Russia.

  5. Drive a Truck by stinerman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Truck driving is becoming quite lucrative these days. Go find an outfit and have them train you. Many will pay for your CDL training if you sign on for X years.

    You get to see the country and sit on your ass all day. I couldn't think of a much better job.

  6. Re:Where to go after a lifetime in IT? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    Insane?

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  7. Logical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The logical next step after working a lifetime in any field is the grave.

  8. I didn't want to be an IT drone... by Gogl · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!

    1. Re:I didn't want to be an IT drone... by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 3, Funny

      I want to be... a LION TAMER!

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    2. Re:I didn't want to be an IT drone... by Dancindan84 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...I wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK! And that's ok!
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  9. Re:Cars oddly enough by techpawn · · Score: 5, Funny

    I knew the car analogy was in here somewhere

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  10. Re:Careers by crabpeople · · Score: 5, Funny

    You clearly dont understand how "ask slashdot" works. Someone asks a question, and then we all make fun of that person.

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  11. Re:Where to go after a lifetime in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Insane?

    No, the voices told me I'm fine.

  12. Re:It's not the water that's the problem by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, I figured that out years ago. Now, when I look at, say, a slimy, dead sump pump, I say to myself, "Is it really worth $200 to avoid washing my hands and changing my clothes?" I've saved a lot of money that way.

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  13. lumberjack by blitz487 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I suggest becoming a lumberjack. Or something exciting, a lion tamer.

  14. Re:New Horizons by Golias · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know that very few, if any, projects are ever really finished. You're a hacker who knows how to shoot from the
    hip to get a job done on deadline, even if it isn't "elegant". You know that "Done" usually only means "it works at the moment and when
    it breaks, we'll fix it".


    And you say you're a toy-maker?

    Remind me not to buy my niece's next swing-set from you.

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  15. Re:Tenerife by moro_666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That post is officially called Helpdesk ?

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