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Electronic Frontier Foundation Sues Uri Geller
reversible physicist writes "The Electronic Frontier Foundation has sued spoon-bender Uri Geller for using 'baseless copyright claims' to silence critics who question his paranormal powers. Brian Sapient posted on YouTube a 14-minute excerpt from the 1993 PBS NOVA program 'Secrets of the Psychics,' in which skeptic James Randi says Geller's spoon-bending feats were simple tricks. YouTube took down the video after Geller complained — his lawyers claim that 10 seconds of the video are owned by Geller. A shorter excerpt of the video is still up on YouTube."
There is no spoon!
He thought he could bend copyright laws too!
During these 10 seconds he placed the spoon in a clamp and started hammering at it vigorously?
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when they sang 'bend your words like Uri Gellers' spoons'.
No indeed. He is a great man whom aliens have seen fit to bestow the ultimate of powers - spoon bending. All hail our galactic overlords and their glorious Earth bound representative!
Clearly Uri Geller has no "psychic" abilities whatsoever
I'll thank you not to post baseless, unprovable defamatory statements about Mr. Geller. His 'Orange Dot' (see google) was almost certainly the single most amazing thing ever done in the sphere of psychic activity. Seriously, which is more likely:
Proposition A: Uri Geller does have psychic abilities
Proposition B: A high proportion of the human race, if you print an orange dot in a newspaper and tell them touching it will make their dreams come true, will take it *very seriously indeed*.
I think you'll agree the latter proposition is simply ludicrous. Therefore it behooves anyone who'd consider themselves a free thinker to consider proposition A.
Incidentally, I myself possess something of Mr. Geller's gift. While he is able to energize a large orange dot on high-quality newsprint, I can only perform the lesser feat of energizing a small black dot on the flimsy medium of a cathode ray tube or TFT. I have focused my spirit energy on this dot and it is now fully energized. Empty your mind, gaze on the dot and let the spirit energy fill you and uplift you.
Here is the Dot: .
Reach out. Touch it. Imagine you are floating on a bed of marshmallows(*). Who knows? Your dreams might just come true!
(*)Genuine quote from Uri Geller, used here as "fair use" as I know Mr. Geller would never stoop to abusing copyright law.
Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
...I'm sure he saw that lawsuit coming. =D
"I'm not the psychic you're looking for..."
I've always *dreamed* of having a fingerprint on my monitor...
I shall now make this article waste a few minutes of my life. But on a rebounding note, I shall sue Slashdot for using 10 seconds of my time and bandwidth in getting me to make a pointless response.
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According to the article the biggest trick ever is silencing skeptics.
Of course anyone can do that if they can buy themselves an elite ninja death squad.
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+2 Troll is Slashdot's way of saying groupthink is confused
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
+1 insightful for you.
Sorry. but I ran out of mod points.
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Uri Geller should get bent
seriously when he goes off at these frauds it's sexy. if he was younger, less hairy and a woman i'd fuck him.
If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....