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Scientists Create Artificial Blood
simm1701 wrote us with a BBC article link on a sort of artificial blood substitute being developed by an English university. The substance is light, can survive at room temperature, and keeps longer than real blood, allowing it to be used as a stand-in in emergency situations. "The new blood is made up of plastic molecules that have an iron atom at their core, like haemoglobin, that can carry oxygen through the body. The scientists said the artificial blood could be cheap to produce and they were looking for extra funding to develop a final prototype that would be suitable for biological testing ... A sample of the artificial blood prototype will be on display at the Science Museum in London from 22 May as part of an exhibition about the history of plastics."
I was almost out of V8.
Hax-fu?
attacking my vinyl gutters and screaming, "plastic! PLASSSTIC! we must have plasssticcc!!!"
threw 'em a floppy and shut the window.
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win. -Gandhi
Perhaps a blue variety for the upper class English?
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Mark Twain
I've heard that they did have a problem with the body's immune system flipping out and attacking the new artificial blood cells in early testing, but since they fitted each one of them with a miniature eyepatch and peg leg they've been able to defend themselves quite effectively.
Forget different colours. What we should do is genetically modify cows to produce blood instead of milk. How awesome would that be?
Although it would give a whole new meaning to "clotted cream".
What is is all that is. Isn't that obvious?
Turn-X furiously tapped away at his keyboard, sweat dripping from his brow. Time was of the essence, and he had to get his message out NOW.
The story had just come up over the SlashWire, and unlike the usually dismissive drivel, this one caught his eye. Artificial blood. Something wasn't right here. They were going to investigate artificial blood? He thought back to his high school biology and that time he skinned his knee. Also that one program he saw on Nova. Blood...body...plastic...NO GOOD! My God, what if the body totally flipped out and went all attack mode on the blood! An emergency situation would be totally ruined!
He had to act.
Quickly he hit the reply button. The world needed to know before the scientists made an irreversible mistake. As fast as his fingers could go, he tapped out his response and hit sumbit. Now all he could do was wait. The story was fresh, so he might have caught it in time.
Yes! There it was. The Slashmods had taken notice. A reply. A mod point. But not good enough...not yet. Minutes ticked by, the story was already the second down. Would he make it in time?
Waiting...waiting...
YES! +5 moderation! He sighed. His point was made, and now the world knew. The scientists would roll back their plans and head back to the drawing board.
Turn-X would sleep well tonight.
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They used silicon..
but they found that flat square boobs weren't fashionable so they moved to using silicone.
"If you are going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill
It's Aspertame for vampires.
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
You rock me like the real thing... and if you were the real thing, you'd rock me even more
That's not a problem, that's a super power! If they could make these things from Kevlar, you put some in a guy, he gets shot and the wound scabs over with a bullet proof protective shell - finally realizing our dream of substantiating the "That which does not kill us, makes us stronger" cliche' we keep hearing about!
Sign me up!
It is now my mission in life to be lampooned by you. I can't wait. : )
Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
Now not only can your noses, your breasts, your pecks and so forth be plastic, but your blood can be plastic too!
"Plastic to the core, baby!"
# A man lives at the corner of the street,
And his neighbors think he's helpful and he's sweet,
'Cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand,
But no one knows he really is a plastic man. #
# He's got plastic heart, plastic blood and veins
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got plastic knees and [eh, sod this I can't make it rhyme and Ray Davis is going to sue me]. #
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Your cat has been in training and is out looking for that damn raccoon to exact vengeance.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up.