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MIT Hacks XKCD Talk With AACS key

Reader Hanji alerts us to a hack pulled off when Randall Munroe, author of the popular webcomic XKCD, spoke at MIT by invitation of the Lab for Computer Science. MIT hackers dropped hundreds of labelled playpen balls onto the audience from hatches in the ceiling. The labels bore XKCD's logo as well as the recently discovered 16-byte AACS processing key. At another point in Munroe's talk he was stalked by remote-controlled mechanical velociraptors; but fortunately he had been supplied with a squirt gun full of grape juice.

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  1. thats better than by evwah · · Score: 5, Funny

    thats better than being stalked by remotely controlled mechanical MPAA lawyers

    1. Re:thats better than by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can you imagine the cease and desist letter from the MPAA?
      "We demand that all AACS keys are removed from all PLAYGROUND BALLS immediately and no legal action will follow"

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    2. Re:thats better than by flyingfsck · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!

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    3. Re:thats better than by trianglman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the AACS has more to worry about than happy fun balls: link.

      (thanks to the Ronald from http://sla.ckers.org/)

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    4. Re:thats better than by Arancaytar · · Score: 2

      Cool, an XSS vulnerability in action!

  2. Americans demand tougher sentencing for hackers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ask a liberal to define the word "hacker" and he would probably give you a rose-tinted answer. To the liberal, a hacker is a harmless tinkerer. It's unlikely that a FBI agent would agree; nor would anybody who has to commute by air, drive a car, raise a family or pay their taxes.
    All sensible patriots should demand that these atheist hackers are sent to prison. (At the very least, they are suspicious and should be reported to the FBI for going to a "technology" college instead of Bob Jones University!!). I have a modest proposal to go further than the sober ideas presented in that beatiful and well researched article: those who have inflicted cyberterrorism on our great nation by illegally watching HDDVDS should be given the death penalty. This is the only way we can live through these troublesome times, when the rapture is near, without losing to inferior and dangerous communist computing products.
  3. one of my favs, by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:one of my favs, by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      FWIW I'd never heard of this comic before today.
      I just finished reading it all.
      awesome
      hooked
      am I
      -nB

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  4. Re:Wow! by Nasarius · · Score: 2, Informative

    Learn your history, n00b.

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  5. Re:Wow! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah arent college pranks supposed to be stuff of legend?

    "Lets drop some things and then set our overpriced RC toys at him!"

    "Genius!"

    "Yep, we're MIT students!"

  6. LSC != LCS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The xkcd talk was hosted by the MIT Lecture Series Committee, not the MIT Labratory for Computer Science (which was merged with the AI Lab to form CSAIL a few years ago, and thus no longer formally exists).

  7. So that's what Randall Munroe looks like by daranz · · Score: 5, Funny

    For some reason, I expected him to be really thin, and wearing a black hat.

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  8. tags: encryption, humour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    how odd we don't see the two tags together more often

    1. Re:tags: encryption, humour by natrius · · Score: 4, Funny

      You don't see them because the humor tag is usually encrypted in another one, like "itsatrap".

  9. Re:Wow! by EvanED · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, there's a reason behind the playpen balls (not pens). It's a reference to the strip.

  10. Some notes by Hanji · · Score: 4, Informative
    • It was LSC, the Lecture Series Committee, not LCS, the Lab for Computer Science (now known as CSAIL) that invited him. They're a student group that shows movies and sponsors talks like this.
    • /. linked to the second page of photos; The first, which isn't entirely obviously linked from the linked page, has some excellent photos of the balls falling from the hatch.
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    1. Re:Some notes by Shabbs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They're a student group that shows movies No doubt with the express permission of the MPAA. ;) Is it me or is it totally hilariously ironic that they have "Like free movies" written on the chalk board? Couple that with the AACS processing key attack and it's pretty funny. Indeed.

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  11. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The grape fruit juice and the raptors come from a blog entry about a letter he received.

  12. A squirt gun? by Spazntwich · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pfft, everyone velociraptors fear nothing besides traffic cones.

  13. Re:Wow! by foobat · · Score: 4, Informative

    and the velociraptors http://xkcd.com/c87.html

  14. References by mu22le · · Score: 3, Informative

    The playpen balls were a reference to one of xkcd's more popular comics, Grownups. The message on the playpen balls was a reference to some of xkcd's comics "My hobby...".

  15. Re:A hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    In fact, most etymologies of the modern usage of the term hack go back to this use in the 1960s at MIT.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hack_(technology)

  16. Re:Wow! by MtHuurne · · Score: 5, Informative

    They chose velociraptors for a reason.

  17. Re:Americans demand tougher sentencing for hackers by dreddnott · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What was the name of that Internet "law" (more like an observation) that once you reach a point far enough to the political right, your viewpoint becomes indistinguishable from satire?

    I assume you posted this in honour of the late Jerry Falwell.

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  18. Re:it's by blackicye · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a little late to be jumping on the spread-the-AACS-key bandwagon, isn't it?
    09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0


    Not if you realize how hard is it to write "09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0" on thousands of playground balls and them load them into chutes in the ceiling!
  19. Re:enough already! by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 3, Funny

    You must be attending Clarkson!

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  20. Re:Not to be contrarian, but by k3vlar · · Score: 5, Informative

    The term 'hack' has long been applied to various pranks on the MIT campus. Please read this article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIT_hack

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  21. Re:Americans demand tougher sentencing for hackers by ravenshrike · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, to be perfectly precise, that's all a real hacker is. But those who released the key were crackers. Not to be confused with the fucking hilarious racial epithet.

  22. Velociraptors by Kuvter · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those who may have missed the Velociraptor joke, another one here, and one more for good measure.

    I love xkcd!

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  23. Re:Not to be contrarian, but by k3vlar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I might consider hiding hundreds of labelled playpen balls in the ceiling and dropping them on the lecture a clever use of engineering and ingenuity. It's not everyday that happens...

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  24. Re:it's by inviolet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Honestly, I wish the DRM enthusiasts of the world would get a clue. There is nothing you can try to protect digitally that someone can't break digitally. It's bits of data and there is always a combination of 1 and 0's that will open Pandora's chastity belt.

    The greatest mistake anyone can make, is underestimating one's enemy.

    The RIAA is not stupid. They, of anybody, have money to burn on purchased expertise. They already understand that bits are inherently copyable. And they've been told many times that crypto will always fail in finite time when Eve is given the ciphertext, the plaintext, and the key.

    What DRM is, is their attempt to tilt the economics of copying in their favor. In the same way that we are attempting to tilt the economics of spam in our favor. In both cases, the root problem (copying or spam) is intractable... but it can be satisfactorily tamed by a change in the economics.

    By raising the cost (i.e. the hassle, the legil peril, the hardware requirements, the software expertise, etc.) of copying, and of receiving copies, above the price of retail media, they'll solve the problem enough.

    Yes, you've told us a thousand times that the problem cannot be conclusively solved, but everyone already knows that. They aren't seriously trying to do that. They're just trying to tame it, and they're succeeding. You are blind to this because you've underestimated them. You hang out here on slashdot talking about how stupid they are, but meanwhile BluRay is taking over the world, and most of your and my friends have closed down their bittorrent servers in fear.

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  25. Re:Americans demand tougher sentencing for hackers by Thundersnatch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Extremisim in any form is pretty tough to distinguish from satire. For instance, it's hard to tell if the thousands of the inane "OMG Linux+OOo+Beryl rocks M$ is the sux0r!" posts here are satire or not. I hope at least some of them are.

  26. Re:Not to be contrarian, but by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 2, Informative

    Playpen balls are an xkcd in-joke.

    http://xkcd.com/c150.html

  27. Like Aram? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You mean like Aram from Men in Hats? Man, I miss that.

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  28. Re:Wow! by dysfunct · · Score: 4, Informative
    Nice ideas, but IMHO this would be blown way out of proportion and not necessarily the right kind of thing for this occasion. xkcd can have quite complex humor but is also quite pragmatic and simple.

    Also, if you don't already know, being afraid of and protecting yourself from velociraptor attacks and playpen balls as sexual innuendo are a common meme at xkcd and on its forum. Simple things like releasing playpen balls and stalking Randall Munroe with velociraptors seem to be the perfect hack considering the general spirit of the comic. In the end, the sophistication doesn't matter if it completely misses the joke and just doesn't feel right for the occasion. There's a right time and place to show off your tech skills, but this one just wasn't.

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  29. come on, I know you're out there... by Zackbass · · Score: 3, Funny

    LSC..

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    1. Re:come on, I know you're out there... by Harvey · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... sucks!

  30. I say =) by Cervantes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Having only recently been introduced to xkcd (and having read the entirety of the strip in one sitting) I have to say this entire thing is quite amusing. The balls, the raptors... obviously the folks who pulled this have read and understood the strip.

    If you haven't read it yet, I highly recommend it. Geek humour at it's finest (and sometimes most touching)

    Hey Rob, where's my 20 questions with the xkcd author???

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  31. XKCD: Hover over the comics by gsn · · Score: 5, Informative

    The comics have the Title attribute defined. For example http://xkcd.com/c253.html. I read them all and noticed this a week later and then had to go back and read them all again.

    I love xkcd.

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  32. Get the Long Titles extension. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Firefox doesn't show the whole titles (i.e. hovertext) without the Long Titles extension. Get it. Enjoy it. :D

  33. Don't miss.. by Ahnteis · · Score: 4, Informative

    Don't miss the alt text.

    1. Re:Don't miss.. by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      son of a bitch.
      starting over
      am I
      -nB

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  34. Obligatory by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 2, Funny

    And they've been told many times that crypto will always fail in finite time when Eve is given the ciphertext, the plaintext, and the key.
    Obligatory XKCD.
  35. Re:it's by Fred_A · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The RIAA is not stupid. They, of anybody, have money to burn on purchased expertise.
    However large amounts of money with no in-house expertise also tends to attract large numbers of sellers of snake oil. Which has been amply demonstrated by a number of rather silly DRM implementations we've seen floated around so far.
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  36. Re:Americans demand tougher sentencing for hackers by compro01 · · Score: 2, Informative

    What was the name of that Internet "law" (more like an observation) that once you reach a point far enough to the political right, your viewpoint becomes indistinguishable from satire?

    i believe you're refering to Poe's law:

    "Without the use of a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to make a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing."

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  37. Heh by glwtta · · Score: 3, Informative

    So, like 27 people link to the playpen balls comic, but no one mentions that someone actually baked him a cake shaped like the internet - a deliciously(!) multi-layered reference to XKCD?

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