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26 Common Climate Myths Debunked

holy_calamity writes to mention that New Scientist is revealing the truth behind the '26 most common climate myths' used to muddy the waters in this ongoing heated debate. "Our planet's climate is anything but simple. All kinds of factors influence it, from massive events on the Sun to the growth of microscopic creatures in the oceans, and there are subtle interactions between many of these factors. Yet despite all the complexities, a firm and ever-growing body of evidence points to a clear picture: the world is warming, this warming is due to human activity increasing levels of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, and if emissions continue unabated the warming will too, with increasingly serious consequences."

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  1. Myth: Flamewars don't contribute to global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fact: Flamewars do, in fact, contribute to global warming. The increase in post count burdens servers and thus uses more electricity. Ad revenues increase allowing rich business men make more money to put gas in their hummers. Considering some 40% of the internet consists of flamewars of one type or another, the impact is rather significant.

  2. Re:FUD by ivano · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Bullshit" to what. All the peer reviewed articles. Anyway they answered your "questions". http://environment.newscientist.com/channel/earth/ climate-change/dn11647 Just believe in ID, it has more prove that the stuff you pull out.

  3. clearly an incomplete article by blhack · · Score: 2, Funny

    The article missed the two biggest causes of global warming:

    1. George Bush hating black people
    2. Bears

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  4. Re:Vote with your money by ShiNoKaze · · Score: 3, Funny

    So what do we buy if we want to kill babies?

  5. Welcome the warmth by loafula · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome global warming. See, I hate Massachusetts winters. And how cool would it be to pick coconuts in my back yard?

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  6. Re:Myth: Flamewars don't contribute to global warm by u-bend · · Score: 5, Funny

    You didn't even mention the appreciable levels of hot air that emanate from those commenting.

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  7. Re:Vote with your money by Richard+McBeef · · Score: 3, Funny

    So what do we buy if we want to kill babies?

    Hammers.

  8. Re:WTF by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shhhhhhh!!!!! Stop disturbing the consensus!

    Can't you tell that TFA was written by someone with "good intentions" on the "correct side of the issue" and thus musn't be looked at critically, instead accepted as the true gospel without any thought?

    In all seriousness, the article itself reminds me of the phrase "damning with faint praise". I mean, this is what the fearmongers come up with as their best counter arguments?

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  9. Re:thickest strongest ice in 30 years by jfengel · · Score: 5, Funny

    As the publisher of J. Anec. Evid., I deplore the myth that anecdotal evidence is worse than your so-called "peer reviewed" evidence. We peer at each claim for quite a while, and only publish it if it meets our stringent two-pronged criteria:

    1. It sounds good to us.
    2. It makes some point that needs to be made.

    Both Science and Nature have only ONE prong: repeatability. So citations from the Journal of Anecdotal Evidence are twice as sciency.

  10. Re:FUD by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well we'd ask them but they're all extinct. Oh... wait...

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  11. Oh c'mon ... by Bearpaw · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... bringing more facts into the discussion is obviously biased.

  12. Yeah, present both sides! by Bearpaw · · Score: 5, Funny
    Peer-reviewed science and corporate-funded talking points should be equally represented.

    Then we can decide for ourselves whether there's any link between smoking and cancer.

  13. Re:Vote with your money by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Funny

    A British au pair.

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  14. Re:Dear Deniers by einer · · Score: 1, Funny

    Partisan slashdot moderators are of course welcome to die in a fire themselves.

    Have a nice day.

  15. And truly, my sentiment captured in comic form by einer · · Score: 5, Funny
  16. Re:Ugh - not again. by pete-classic · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Denialist" isn't a word. I think you're looking for "skeptic". You know, unless you are intentionally using prejudicial, made-up words to discredit people who may disagree with your conclusions, or at least how much faith we can put in them.

    -Peter

  17. Re:FUD by WATYF · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had." - Michael Crichton

  18. Re:thickest strongest ice in 30 years by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 3, Funny

    As the publisher of J. Anec. Evid., I deplore the myth that anecdotal evidence is worse than your so-called "peer reviewed" evidence.
    ... While I, publisher of the esteemed journal Ibid., say exactly the same thing!

    (Yes, it did take me a while to realise that Ibid. wasn't just some incredibly popular journal along the lines of Nature or Science...)
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  19. Re:thickest strongest ice in 30 years by Rei · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're right. The scientific community just loves conspiracies to suppress the truth. Just wait until you find out that "Analysis of a Novel Sensory Mechanism in Root Phototrophism" and "Atomistic Method Applied to Computational Modeling of Surface Alloys" are frauds that the Powers That Be are trying to conceal, too! It's all part of the pro-root, pro-alloy, anti-capitalist scientific agenda.

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  20. Re:A **government** article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mmm... I love the smell of ad hominem arguments in the afternoon.

  21. Re:Troubling lack of snow by James_Duncan8181 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well. I'd think that Quebec city wasn't entirely constructed back then what with humans not existing yet and all...

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  22. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Tell that to the polar bears who are drowning in the Arctic Sea. What's their email address?
  23. Re:FUD by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

    well, there's a reason why Greenland was named Greenland. And that reason is "No, honey, I did not waste my whole winter sailing to a godforsaken barren wasteland, I found a wonderfull land of green pastures and unicorns and chocolate-pooping puppies!"

    The fact that you fall so easily for Viking marketing is quite telling to your position of global warming: Thre's one of you born every minute.
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  24. Re:Ugh - not again. by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1, Funny
    the only 3 possibilities are that man-made CO2 increases global temperature, decreases global temperature, or has no effect on global temperature. All three have already been posited, and only the increasing temperature theory has a substantial amount of evidence to support it.

    Teenagers pissing in the Mississipi river has only 3 possibilities: river level rises, decreases, or has no effect. All three have already been posited, and only the rising level theory has evidence to support it. We must take drastic action now to curb urine deposition or risk bigger floods in the future.

  25. Re:FUD by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 3, Funny

    The fact that you fall so easily for Viking marketing [...] In his defense, Viking marketing is pretty good. Right there behind pirate and ninja marketing. So you can't blame the guy for being taken in by it.

    In fact, I'm considering starting a class action suit against those who are descended from the Vikings for false advertising. Who's with me?