Slashdot Mirror


The Private Outsourcing of US Intelligence Services

mrbluze writes "It appears that more and more of the data collection sanctioned by the US government is passed through the hands of private enterprise, Salon reports. 'Because of the cloak of secrecy thrown over the intelligence budgets, there is no way for the American public, or even much of Congress, to know how those contractors are getting the money, what they are doing with it, or how effectively they are using it. The explosion in outsourcing has taken place against a backdrop of intelligence failures for which the Bush administration has been hammered by critics, from Saddam Hussein's fictional weapons of mass destruction to abusive interrogations that have involved employees of private contractors operating in Iraq, Afghanistan and Guantánamo Bay, Cuba. Aftergood and other experts also warn that the lack of transparency creates conditions ripe for corruption.'"

7 of 256 comments (clear)

  1. Makes sense, doesn't it? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Well, we can't keep our data secure, so we thought, why bother?"

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  2. Glad I live in America by Joebert · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's when I read stories about messed up governments that make me glad I live in, damn.

    --
    Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
  3. Spies 'r Us by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Funny

    pay me to observe the posts of the notoriously secretive and suspected Al Quaida member Anonymous Coward.

    --
    Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
    What truth?
    There is no dupe
  4. Given this administrations penchant for by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

    only listening to what they want to hear, I just got a business idea:


    Mr. Bush, Iran is responsible for all the problems in the world, and invading will cause no problems whatsoever. This report will cost you a billion dollars, thank you!

  5. You guys need a new word. by Lavene · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every time the non-native English speakers (and USA hater) read something about the American intelligence it cracks us up. This is because we almost automatically interpret the word 'intelligence' as in 'intelligent'. So reading about outsourcing the American Intelligence really spurs some fun reactions, like "That's a good idea", "do they have any?", "Must be a simple task" and so on and so on.

    Really, we simply can not stop ridiculing you when you have words that sounds like a joke to the rest of the world.

  6. outsourced by Jeek+Elemental · · Score: 5, Funny

    this explains the change in dresscode at some indian call centers, to dark sunglasses and suits

    1. Re:outsourced by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Funny

      Me: Hello is that the Dell call center?

      Tech: Your security clearance is not high for me to divulge that information to you.

      Me: What you mean you cant tell if this is the Dell help desk or not?

      Tech: Well I could tell you but then I would have to kill you.

      Me: FFS is this the Dell help desk or not

      Tech: Yes.

      Me: OK Good. I am having a probem with my laptop... wait a sec, why has it just started ticking? auto destruct in 5...4... WTF?

      --
      Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
      What truth?
      There is no dupe