Terabytes of Mars Pictures Released to Public
Riding with Robots writes "The team that runs the high-rez camera on NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter has just released more than 1,200 Mars images to the Planetary Data System, NASA's mission data archive. The team has also released 1.7 Terabytes of data to a user-friendly site that allows users to quickly home in on each image, most of which are a gigabyte-sized files measuring 20,000 by 50,000 pixels. Not all the images have been thoroughly studied yet: in the announcement, the camera's lead scientist said, 'These images must contain hundreds of important discoveries about Mars. We just need time to realize what they are.'"
Pictures of the faces on the surfaces! It's a conspiracy. They didn't land a man on the moon, but there is Jesus on Mars.
Wait, nevermind...
All that hard drvie space could be used for porn!
Bah, obviously they're fake like the moon landing. They're covering for the real reason we went, to spy on the great Martian civilizations.
And the site posted on Slashdot?
Bye Bye server!
" 'These images must contain hundreds of important discoveries about Mars. We just need time to realize what they are.'" ...er, and discover them.
Oh, that's just great... Now The Terrorists will know where to put their Martian bombz.
Terrabytes of data, linked to slashdot...seriously what could go wrong?
Those fotos are all fake: NASA setup a Mars stage on the Moon, and colored it red in Photo Shop. They used Total Recal as a referens!!
Such obvios scam, I can't believe youv fallen for it, guyz!
I personally think I'll wait for the Google street level view. Then maybe we'll be able to catch the 'Face' on Mars walking out of a porn shop.
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
Anybody have a mirror up yet?
...we see some really interesting images pointed out indicating just about anything imaginable. :) If every hispanic sees Jesus in a tortilla or the bark of a tree, there's bound to be interesting things on Mars's surface too. I'd like to see someone hack into the sites hosting the images, photoshop some 'aliens' in there and over-write the originals. :) That'd be too funny.
Wow! The UA server crashed already,... and it wasn't even porn!
"You see, there are known knowns and known unknowns. But we didn't know about the unknown knowns until they were known. The face on Mars is a known known, but why it's there is a known uknown. So, there are 1.7 terabyes of data full of known unknowns that hopefully will become known knowns. But as to when we'll get the time to do that, that's a known unknown."
- D. Rumsfeld, NASA Spokesman
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Yeah, it's almost as if the images of Earth had been derezzed for some reason...
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I thought we had Terrabytes of Earth pictures. Wouldn't we have Marsbytes of Mars pics?
Now we can begin planning the full-scale invasion of Mars! We'll give them pesky green-skins what fer!!
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Maybe, and perhaps Mr. Tim Ankers can use these photos with his Merlindown software mentioned here to find signs of Martians and their crashed saucers from the comfort of his chair.
That's nothing. Check out Google Moon, and it gives you a detailed map of the moon with place markers for the landings from the Apollo Missions. It's so detailed, in fact, that if you zoom in all the way, you can see the very material that the moon is made from! It's amazing to see, so check it out yourself!
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