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Dell Thinks Ubuntu Makes Hardware More Fragile?

WolfWings writes "Apparently Dell has decided that Ubuntu-based computers are ineligible for their famed CompleteCare service, or any form of hardware warranty what-so-ever. The news has only recently hit Dell's own IdeaStorm website, via a forum post describing an interaction with the company's customer service. Says the customer, 'I am looking for protection from bricks. The laws of physics do not differ from one OS to the other...do they?' After so recently decided to support Linux on their machines, including limited technical support, Dell seems to be squandering any possible good-will with this decision to leave purchasers of these machines high and dry for hardware warranty coverage." Update: 06/05 23:40 GMT by KD : many readers let us know that Dell has said that the omission of extended warranty and CompleteCare options from the configurator for Ubuntu systems was an "ordering system glitch." It should be fixed by now according to DesktopLinux.com.

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  1. Of course... by Zencyde · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows has support for the Ageia PhysX card. Physics moves a little more smoothly and a brick will dent a Windows box in a more realistic manner than a Linux box. I hope that clears things up. ~Dell Customer Support.

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  2. Support by jshriverWVU · · Score: 5, Insightful
    They have a system to diagnose and test hardware defects based on software checks which aren't available under Linux. They need to create a similiar system where each component can be tested using native linux tools.

    Yes please check dmesg | grep ERROR. Try saying that to someone who doesnt know what a shell is.

    1. Re:Support by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes please check dmesg | grep ERROR. Try saying that to someone who doesnt know what a shell is.

      It would be a triviality to write a shell script that uses Zenity to present dialogs etc and which performs simple fault-finding operations, displays certain system files.

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    2. Re:Support by endianx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That system sucks anyway. I called them up with some laptop problems. I ran their test. Their test said nothing was wrong, so they told me nothing was wrong. They refused to fix anything. So the only difference between Windows and Linux hardware support is that with Linux, they tell you upfront that they won't fix it.

    3. Re:Support by jcgf · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Many (most?) newer models also have a bootable diagnostics program on another partition that can be accessed through the boot menu (F12 on boot).

      We do Dell warranty service where I work and I have to say that they're not very good computers and other than price, I can't see why you would buy one. This Ubuntu ordeal is just more of the same bs customers have to put up with. On the other hand I wish customers would get it through their thick skulls that their data is not covered under warranty.

    4. Re:Support by forrestt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The FOSS community (and I am one of them) have been waiting a LONG time for Dell to start selling Linux native systems. What Dell doesn't realize, is we are more than happy to help write any diagnostic software they need. They just need to learn how to utilize the FOSS community better. . .

      Dell, if you tell us the checks you want to have made, we will write the software for you. If you want our help though, then it needs to be a win-win situation, and you need to support the physical hardware you sell us.

    5. Re:Support by pilbender · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This captures the essence of how we do things in Open Source. Great post.

      But it doesn't appear to be the problem they are having. It looks like they threw together this Linux stuff fast. Very little planning went into it. They're probably not prepared at this point in terms of infrastructure and training to do hardware support on another OS. Sure a diagnostic program would be helpful, but so would employee training.

      I'm speculating that they might be testing this Linux offering too before they put too much into developing and supporting it. It's going to have to have a business return if Dell goes down that road and they are probably waiting until they can verify that.

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    6. Re:Support by Vicegrip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I expect there's a number of issues the Dell organization has to resolve.

      Example:
      After working for two years, my sound card on my XPS decided to stop working. Hardware problem or software problem?

      Answer:
      The Dell organization has an extensive structure for dealing with such quandaries. In my case it was simple Windows atrophy. Reinstalling the drivers solved the problem. With the speed with which Linux evolves, I suspect Dell is simply worried they won't be able to keep up with the pace of software changes. Windows evolves MUCH MUCH more slowly than Linux does. A slower to evolve OS is cheaper to support for Dell.

      Hardware issues caused by defective drivers are not Dell's fault, but they routinely have to eat support costs figuring out which is which.

      They'd be fine if they could just rely on boot time hardware inspection tools. Dell Diagnosics boot independently. They could probably really benefit from Linux here. Move Dell Diagnostics to run on a controlled Linux boot CD. If the boot CD runs fine then its the user that has hosed their system and they need to fix their software.

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    7. Re:Support by Zuato · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dell used to ship diagnostic bootable CD's for hardware checks. They still offer the iso for download from their support site too, so this is a very poor excuse for not supporting the hardware with the Ubuntu OS. So Dell DOES offer a bootable CD to diagnose the hardware that is OS independent.

    8. Re:Support by idesofmarch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I realize you are very well-intentioned, but Dell is a business, not an open source community. As a business, Dell must honor all promises it makes, or risk lawsuits and bad press. For Dell to hold out a warranty now, as you ask, Dell must have a way to diagnose hardware issues right now. Not later, when maybe someone can get around to writing some code, but right now. At this point, Dell is not prepared to do this. Later, when it gets some better support tools, this may change. Your proposal is akin to "Hey guys, let's all be cool to each other. You give us a little warranty and we try to write some code and it will all be groovy." That's not how business works.

    9. Re:Support by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hell, there are plenty of college-age Linux nerds here in Austin who would likely be willing and able to do this as a project on an unpaid summer internship.

    10. Re:Support by Stewie241 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well... since they ship Ubuntu... why not just ship it with a LiveCD that covers most of the bases. This way, if people have trouble, all they have to do is boot into the live cd and check if everything works.

      Only thing left to test would be the hard drive, which I'm sure there is stuff available to do.

      Ian

    11. Re:Support by d3am0n · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Dells already got a full deck of diagnostics for the hardware. The problem is when someone calls in with the equivelant of a windows blue screen, the hardware all checks out, but something is wrong. In this case on a windows machine I'd go ahead and help the customer out with a windows issue until it was fixed. I love ubuntu linux to death but I'm not trained on it and I'd be scrounging around like a noob trying to help people. It's going to take alil while to get all us agents off the phones and trained in a new OS. I'm planning on signing up for the training and moving over to XPS to support the ubuntu machines but it takes time. Everyone that's going to support linux is working on the phones right now, they have to plan for us to take time off the phones while balancing out the call volumes and then go through the growing pains as we start supporting the OS and make lil gaffs etc here and there. Hardware warranty support doesn't mean that we can point blank tell the customers software isn't supported and hang up on them, that'd be bad buisness and a bad customer experience and we're all highly trained that customer satisfaction is what counts above all else at the end of the day.

    12. Re:Support by infochuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know, as someone who's been building systems since I was 10, I feel a need to respond to you assertion that Dell systems "are not very good computers" and ask: by what criteria? They've got wonderfully easy-to-work-with toolfree chasis, decent quality parts (including PSU, an area where so many are lacking), the systems are customizable to a limited degree at purchase, pretty upgradble after the purchase (depending on what line), and they are rock-solid in terms of reliability, especially the workstations. Truth be told, I stopped building systems 5 years ago, and have reccommended purely Dell systems to friends/family/clients since then. I've had too few problems to mention.

      Can you build a faster system better suited to high-end gaming/video production/audio editing yourself? Absolutely. But then, you're also on your own for figuring out which of the parts you just ordered is the bad one (RAM? CPU? MBoard? PSU?) and then getting a replacement.

      Don't get me wrong; I'm a clone diehard, but I just don't have the time for building systems anymore, especially when someone else can do it for me, and fairly well.

      So again, I ask: what about Dell makes them "not very good computers"? I can see "not the best" and "not speed demons" but "not very good" makes you sound like you've not touched a Dell since 1992; for most people doing most things computers are used for, I think they're great. And have a great price tag to boot.

      Move on, kiddo.

    13. Re:Support by jd142 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, but the Dell diagnostics can be run from a boot floppy/usb/cdrom. No need to run them in the installed os.

      Plus complete care shouldn't care. If the problem is that you can't run the diagnostics, run it over with your car. That's covered under complete care and they shouldn't expect you to be able to run diagnostics. ;)

    14. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is not about software support. It is about hardware warranty, which apparently is not voided if you buy windows but install linux.

    15. Re:Support by _KiTA_ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes please check dmesg | grep ERROR. Try saying that to someone who doesnt know what a shell is.

      That's easy.

      "Ok Ma'am, what I'd like you to do is type this exactly how I say it, ok? Since we're in the command line, we can't use the mouse, we have to type right on into the screen where the cursor lays.

      What we're going to do is we're going to type in a command that will display all the error messages that have come up since the most recent time you turned on your computer. The Debug Messages file holds all these, and will let us know if there's any warnings popping up.

      Ok, now what I want you to do is type D like in Debug. Oh, yes, we need this whole line to be lowercase unless I say different, ok? So, D like in Device or David. Then M E S G, that's short for Message. So Mary, Edward, Samuel, Gregory.

      Then I want you to hit space, just one space. Ok, awesome. Now we have to type a pipe character. That's pretty easy, do you see the two slashes on your keyboard? Well, one has a question mark on top of it, the other has a pipe. Yup, that's what they call that. I donno either, 1970s computer geeks were a bit weird.

      Ok, after the pipe, please hit spacebar again. Ok, now we have to type "grep". No, it's not a real word, it's spelled G for Greg, R for Rabbit, E for Edward, P for Poppa. No, I don't think it was the same 1970s geeks, but I do think they liked to email each other on the old internet.

      Then hit space. Now here's where it gets fun, I need you to type ERROR in all caps. Big letters. Ok, can you read that back to me now? Great! Now go ahead and hit enter, and tell me what pops up on the screen."

      Not that hard really, certainly no harder than, say "netsh int ip reset log.txt" or "Please go into the registry, we need to delete some things called the "Upper and Lower Filters", they're the Windows XP CD Burning Plugin systems are stored... the problem is they're ran every single time the CD is accessed, so if they're corrupt, the computer starts acting a little... weiiiiird."

      (Said registry key is HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Contro l\Class\{4D36E965-E325-11CE-BFC1-08002BE10318} btw. It's usually smooth sailing until I have to explain the 4 David 3 6 Edward 9 6 5 dash Edward 3 2 5 bit...)

    16. Re:Support by shywolf9982 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is not the first time that someone says that (I think I've seen other people make this same observation here on Slashdot) but actually, doing technical assistance with a terminal is WAY much better than doing it on a GUI.
      The Italian biggest ISP tech support (I live in Italy), actually, makes you open a terminal in order to diagnose network problems on the phone. On windows. And most of the time, the hard problem is getting the customer to open the terminal, and once you're in everything goes pretty straightforward: you tell the guy what to type, and the guy reads the response to you. Quick and simple. On the other hand, the conversation to get him open the terminal is usually along those lines:
      TS: "I have to ask you to open a terminal"
      C: "Oh, ok, but how do I do that?"
      TS: "Click on the start button"
      C: "There is no start button"
      TS: "Are you sure? A green button in the left-bottom corner of your screen?"
      C: "Oh, ok, you meant the windows button"
      TS: "Yes" (but there's a big START written on it, goddamnit)
      TS: "Now go to all programs and then accessories"
      C: "Ok"
      TS: "Click on terminal"
      C: "I think my computer just broke"
      TS: "What happened?"
      C: "A black window appeared and it looks all broken"
      TS: "It is normal: that is the terminal"
      C: "It's ugly"
      TS: "Well, hopefully we won't have to look at it for long"
      TS: "Now, I will tell you to write things inside that window, and you will have to read me what appears: is it ok?"
      C: "Ok"

      And then you make the poor customer ping this and that, see if it is a dns problem or what, then do a couple of traceroutes and discover some idiot messed up some router somewhere, so you fix it and then you tell the customer to see if his internet works. He's all happy. You are happy too, and you're about to close the call when he's like

      C: "Oh, one last thing"
      TS: "Yes?"
      C: "Do I really have to keep the black ugly window opened to make it work?"
      TS: "Oh no, that's okay, you can close it. It was just for testing"
      C: "Oh thanks!"

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  3. Give Dell *SOME* credit... by bdr529 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dell Thinks Ubuntu Makes Hardware More Fragile?


    No, but it makes for a nice headline, eh? I think it more likely they believe their users will mis-identify software issues as hardware issues and request replacement hardware. Further, it would also cost them extra to have personell on hand (familiar enough with the OS) to help RESOLVE hardware issues. Either way, it costs them more.

    It's not entirely unreasonable to charge more for a warranty coverage. It *IS* odd not to provide coverage at all, though.

    But not because Dell denies that "The laws of physics do not differ from one OS to the other". That's just frustrated customer venting...

    1. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by nametaken · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Absolutely, and I worry that making a stink like this might actually scare other PC vendors out of offering linux desktops. Don't get me wrong, a person should be entitled to whatever they paid for, but this territory is largely uncharted. It might benefit everyone to be careful with how they handle things.

  4. The Masons! by richdun · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am looking for protection from bricks.

    In that case, you should buy double protection for Windows machines. I've seen Windows brick far more machines than Linux.

    Of course, we all know who is really behind this aversion to protection from bricks.

    *cue Simpsons-style song and dance*

  5. No Techs by DaveWick79 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The real issue is that Dell doesn't have any techs trained in Linux, and if you sent out a Tech with the average knowledge that the Windows techs have, the end user would probably be more knowledgable than the tech.
    They really have no way to solve software issues, which makes it extremely difficult to determine whether an issue is a hardware or a software problem. So rather than retrain or recruit thousands of onsite techs, and pour millions of dollars into creating new Linux checklists for India, they would just assume offer only limited support.

    1. Re:No Techs by krazdon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is very likely the real reason why Dell is offering less support for linux than windows. That is, it costs them more. There are several possible reasons to this: 1) There are fewer people trained to troubleshoot linux than there are for windows, so they can demand more money. 2) If the mass consumers this product, they will on average know how to do less with linux than with windows and may need to call support more often. Of course, the true linux geeks would never call Dell for help... For both 1 and 2, it is debatable whether people have less experience with linux because it is actually more difficult to use or because people are just more used to windows.

  6. Two possibilities come to mind... by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Either:

    1.) Dell does not have the tools or expertise in house to do this yet, but will in the future. So, they got pressured into releasing their Linux PCs before they were ready to support them. Incompetence maybe, but not malice.

    2.) Dell simply put out Linux PCs to shut the geek crowd up and get them to buy Dells. However, they don't really want to support Linux, so they designed the program to fail. This way, when they cancel this offering in a year or two due to poor sales, they can say they tried, but Linux on the desktop just doesn't work.

    I want to believe it's reason 1, but the added fact that Dell doesn't seem to be advertising this thing at all, and the fact that you actually have to jump through some hoops on the website to even see that the option is available, makes me think that reason 2 isn't entirely impossible either.

    1. Re:Two possibilities come to mind... by div_2n · · Score: 5, Informative

      In a recent chat with a rep, I was given this phone number:

      866-622-1947

      When I called it, the person that answered said they were the Dell Linux tech support group. So I think they DO have people in house to support Linux.

  7. Not to excuse Dell, but maybe by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    they are assuming that linux users might be more likely than most buyers to open up the box, swap cards, add drives/RAM, etc. In the process potentially exposing the machines to "user induced failures" from ESD, dropped screws, damaged parts, etc.

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    1. Re:Not to excuse Dell, but maybe by supersnail · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Last time I had a problem with my Uninspiron the Dell techie instructed me to open up the
      front remove a few parts and reseat the screen conection.
      When I expressed surprise he said this was Dells standard troubleshhooting procedure.

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    2. Re:Not to excuse Dell, but maybe by Datamonstar · · Score: 2

      I walked an 80-something old grandmother through a motherboard replacement on an old Dimension back when I worked for Dell and it's one of my most pleasant and rewarding memories of being a tech. I use that story to this day in job interviews. My motto was that I'd do ANYTHING so they didn't have to send something.

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  8. Re:Diagnostic Software? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dunno about the "home user" machines - Dimensions and Inspirons - but the Optiplex and Lattitude series all have a Dell Utility partition that loads Dr Dos (or similar) adn runs diagnostics from that... they should be able to have the same partition setup in *nix...

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  9. We are a fickle group, aren't we. by MMC+Monster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dell asks us what we want. We tell them. They do it. Now we complain.

    Admittedly, there are issues with not having any hardware warranty, but do we need to get so incendiary against someone who is trying to work with us?

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    1. Re:We are a fickle group, aren't we. by foxtrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Admittedly, there are issues with not having any hardware warranty, but do we need to get so incendiary against someone who is trying to work with us?

      Especially when, this being Slashdot, everything gets overblown.

      These machines come with a hardware warranty.

      They don't come with the ability to purchase an extended warranty.

      Now, this makes some sense. Loading Dells with Linux is a trial thing. This is not something they want to figure out how to support long-term yet; if this doesn't work for them, having four and five year service contracts out there they have to cover is going to make this a very expensive prospect. They're willing to make sure they have Linux expertise around to support these things for their base warranty time, whether or not it turns out they can make a buck selling Linux systems long-term. But it makes sense that they wouldn't want to keep Linux geeks around (which, let's face it, cost more than Windows monkeys) long term if they can't sell these things long-term.

  10. Dell = service by simong · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The rejoicing behind Dell's decision to provide machines preloaded with Ubuntu was the assumption that they will also provide software *and* hardware support. It doesn't matter whether everyone who buys a Dell laptop with Ubuntu on is a Linux power user or not, the point of buying Dell is that there's someone on the line if something goes wrong. These machines should have certified to work with Ubuntu, and the support people should be able to resolve common problems, whether hardware or software. What makes matters worse is that Dell continues to promote that expectation in order to take a couple of hundred dollars of a purchaser for hardware cover. One of the reasons to buy a well known name is that, to put it bluntly, a lot of people want someone to shout at if something goes wrong. It seems that there's going to be a lot of shouting if there's no useful response.

  11. FUD by packetmon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of an issue I recently had with my ISP... Packet loss @ 12% so I call the provider...

    Cust svce. Can you reboot, etc., etc., etc.
    Me... Sure why not... yadda yadda
    Cust svce. Can you click on the start menu
    Me No. I don't use Windows
    Cust svce. Please hold...
    Cust svce. Are you using OSX?
    Me No. I use Solaris (Sun Desktop on a Dull unInspiron 6000)
    Cust svce. Please hold...
    Cust svce. (supervisor gets on now) Can you please click on the start menu...
    Me No. I told the other person I use Solaris...
    Cust svce. Well we don't support Solaris!

    Solaris nor OSX nor Windows nor BSD had anything to do with their cruddy connectivity. The actual conversation took a little longer than that with more e-stupidity from their customer service and I had to pretty much deal with it to a degree... My options? 1) Find a provider who would support/understand basic networking, etc. 2) Deal with it...

    This is what happened summarily, so I can see why dull would become filled with uber non Windows FUD. Imagine having to explain to Alibaba ... Sorry I meant Charlie in India that his MCSE studies are worthless and they now need to retrain him in Linux... Man that would earn developers a whopping .10 (US) more thus offsetting dull's stock prices a whopping .001 per share. Not in Dull's best interest.

    1. Re:FUD by drrck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What you want to do in that case is to pretend like you are doing what they are asking. I've done it at work with Dell before many times. I know what a dead hard drive acts like, and a reboot is not going to fix it.

      If you've already know what the problem is you should have an easy time fabricating the results of whatever inane tasks they are required to ask you to perform.

    2. Re:FUD by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually you need to learn how to lie to tech support.

      All they are going to do is ask you to tell them the ifconfig/ route and possibly ping times. you can do all that from solaris, simply make them feel good by lying.

      I had to do it all the time with comcast, or I would get the "Our service does not work with linux or solaris."

      you have to remember that the tech support people really know nothing at all. they are reading a script and comparing your answers to the on screen multiple choice. if you deviate from the script they get confused.

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    3. Re:FUD by Nimey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So? J. Random CS rep won't be trained on Solaris, because almost nobody uses it and training is expensive. The fault is yours for not translating what they wanted you to do into equivalent Solaris commands.

      They're obviously going to want information like the output of a ping, or your IP address, or your MAC address. If you're too clueless[1] to figure out how to get that information to them, you shouldn't be blaming them.

      [1] From your post, it sounds more like you're an arrogant ass.

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  12. This may also come down to their profit margain/MS by CaptainPatent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some people are contending that the lack of warranty is due to the lack of Ubuntu tools Dell is willing or able to use, however there could be an even bigger motivation behind their choice. Most hardware is sold at or near cost these days with the majority of the profit being due to add-ons and software. Because the Ubuntu boxes generally have far fewer add-ons there is less purchasing power so I can understand Dell wanting to do less in general. One must realize it would require a lot more training and probably a couple brand new company branches in general for a very small share of the market
    I could also see a company like MS being fairly raw about something like this and denying Dell their discount if they decide to give a warranty. This would deny most corporate clients the ability to go the Ubuntu route.

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  13. Bootable diag anyone? by nmapper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why doesn't dell just put a bootable diagnostic utility in a small partition on the disk? Seems like a no brainer :)

  14. I wouldn't get upset just yet by Jimmy+King · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This wouldn't be the first time we've seen a phone rep make an incorrect statement about hardware support/warranty when Linux is installed.

    For those not going to read the attached article (or who didn't the first time around), in the end the phone rep was mistaken and misunderstood the policy and HP handled the hardware repair under warranty.

  15. This is slashdot, so, of course we're fickle. by the_rajah · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But in this case, probably rightly so. When I bought my E520N on opening day, it said I had a warranty, so I'd expect them to honor it.

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  16. No, we're not... by Svartalf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not providing a hardware warranty that's purchasable otherwise, just because a specific OS is installed
    is most decidedly **NOT** working with us, thank you, very much.

    I could have bought the same laptop he was buying but with Vista instead and burned the install down and been offered the option to buy
    the hardware warranty- and it wouldn't have voided it upon my act. It's someone's bright idea over there at Dell because they probably
    don't have the same testing/burn-in line for the Ubuntu laptops so they're not standing behind them as well as the Vista ones. It's
    rubbish and they know it- and so should you.

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    1. Re:No, we're not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      and run into a hardware problem, how is Dell supposed to troubleshoot?

      By telling you to reboot and hold down ctrl-alt-foo until the machine beeps and boots their troubleshooting utility from their hidden partition. If you wiped out the hidden partition, they'll tell you to restore it from the CD, or better yet, you'd have gotten a bootable CD with it that had the utilities on it.

      It's one thing to tell you that if you made any changes you have voided your warranty, it's another not to give you a warranty in the first place.

  17. The 6 stages of every project. by DoctorDyna · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I look at it like this. Dell released machines loaded with Linux, much to the hurray of most of us. However, thinking from a corporate view, which seems to be shared with most large companies, you are missing one important thing:


    4.) The search for the guilty.


    See, in a corporate world, Windows servers and Windows workstations are used for one simple reason. When something goes wrong, they know who to take to court. They know who to blame. They know who to call on the phone at 3 AM and work all night trying to solve a critical server process that likes to eat memory or crash.


    Now, seeing as how applications exist that can modify hardware (read: brick it) then something tells me that Dell isn't going to warantee a mainboard when they can't call up and say "Hey, that patch you released bricked our onboard sound chip / video / lan / cdrom firmware."


    For those of you interested, the 6 stages of every project are as follows:

    1.) Enthusiasm.

    2.) Disillusionment.

    3.) Panic.

    4.) The Search For The Guilty.

    5.) The Punishment of the Innocent.

    6.) Accolades for the Non-Participants.

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    1. Re:The 6 stages of every project. by swillden · · Score: 3, Interesting

      See, in a corporate world, Windows servers and Windows workstations are used for one simple reason. When something goes wrong, they know who to take to court. They know who to blame. They know who to call on the phone at 3 AM and work all night trying to solve a critical server process that likes to eat memory or crash.

      If they "know" all that, they're delusional. Can you point out a single case where someone has successfully sued Microsoft because something went wrong? Having someone to call at 3 AM who can and will help you troubleshoot your problems is a good reason, but you don't get it just by buying commercial software, you have to buy a very expensive support contract, something you can just as easily do for Linux software as for Windows software.

      This is an old, old argument in favor of closed-source software, but it doesn't hold any water, and never has.

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  18. Re:give the company a break by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm sure 3/4 of there returns for "damaged hardware" are in fact software issues. People would be returning the machines when they failed to install Office.
    Other than the fact Ubuntu comes with a office suite, Ubuntu also comes with Wine which is capable of running some versions of Microsoft Office (I've installed Office XP in the past with no problems).

    So while some may have issues (like with the latest Office 2007), not all will.
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  19. Facts? by dugmartsch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dell is still honoring whatever warranty you bought. They stopped offereing EXTENDED warranties including Complete Care. So what? They probably removed it due to lack of demand. Geeks don't pay for warranties anyway, do they? Why train and staff an Ubuntu tech support queue for the three people who bought an extended ubuntu warranty? Not exactly a sound financial decision. Man this is people getting really worked up for a one liner on idea storm. Wow.

  20. You don't get this...? by nick_davison · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to papers the Attorney General filed in court, Dell deprived consumers of the technical support to which they were entitled under their warranty or service contract by:
    • repeatedly failing to provide timely onsite repair to consumers who purchased service contracts promising "onsite" and expedited service;
    • pressuring consumers, including those who purchased service contracts promising "onsite" repair, to remove the external cover of their computer and remove, reinstall, and manipulate hardware components;
    • discouraging consumers from seeking technical support; those who called Dell's toll free number were subjected to long wait times, repeated transfers, and frequent disconnections;
    • using defective "refurbished" parts or computers to repair or replace consumers' equipment.
    source

    Two obvious observations [assuming the lawsuit's accurate]:
    1. Damn, now there's a loss.
    2. They rely on abusing users with limited tech knowledge and limited knowledge of their rights. This isn't exactly a group Linux users famously fall in to.
  21. I'm the brick guy by AnotherCaptainTux · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is like my third post ever on slashdot. I read it often, though. I am the guy with the brick quote. Here is the whole story to be fair to Dell. On Friday, my laptop died. It was an Acer. The screen was damaged. Replacement cost of cracked screen is more than halfway to the cost of a new laptop. So I decide I will support the new Ubuntu Dell Laptops. I go online to Dell's Website and go to the Ubuntu page. I choose the E1505n. I upgrade to a GB of Ram, I get the Nvidia 256 MB graphics card, I get the DVD burner optical drive. So far so good. I am happy with the default processor and the screen. Now, another driving factor is that Dell has the nifty cool complete care (tm) plan. With this bad boy, a random brick can fly through the air, hit my laptop, shatter it to threads, and Dell will cover it. Think of it more as an insurance plan than a service plan. I have a friend with 3 kids who has had to take advantage of it not once, but twice. Both times Dell took care of them no questions asked. Now, the first time the Dell laptop had XP on it...the second time..gentoo. Still, no problems here. So, I decide to get it....just in case I get burned twice. On June 2, I get an email telling me my order has been acknowledged and I will get another email shortly giving me a order number (I also paid for next day shipping). Well, the rest of June 2 and all of June 3 goes by. No new email. I check my spam folder...nada...just the usual assortment of male enhancement and refi deals. So on June 4 I call Dell. They can see no order...they can see they debited my account...but no order. Hmmm...confusing. Very sorry, sir. Let me talk to my supervisor, please hold. She has no explanation for the lost order, but she will reprocess the order and I will get my next day shipping for free since I lost time. YAY! But wait! When we "build" my Dell, there is no longer a Complete Care (tm) plan for Ubuntu. She puts me on hold. She find out that my order was bumped out since they changed the policy on offering Complete Care (tm) on Ubuntu Dells. Why? She puts me on hold. Now comes the fun. "Sir, Ubuntu is a third party software and applications come from sources not from Dell." "Vista is a product of Dell?" "No sir, but we have a relationship with MS." "So you do not have a relationship with Canonical, the commercial company that sponsors Ubuntu?" "Hold.........Yes we do, but the software for other things comes from third parties." "So what if I buy a game for a Vista laptop from Best Buy? As that is a third party software..does that invalidate a Complete Care (tm) policy?" "No, sir." "What if I download an update from Microsoft to keep my Vista Current, how does that differ from an update from Ubuntu other than the fact the Ubuntu update actually helps my system?" "I do not know sir. See, sir, Linux comes from all over the place and as such cannot be supported." "I believe Redhat and even Microsoft differ with that opinion. I am not looking for support, that is another option I can click on another screen in your website. I am looking for protection from bricks. The laws of physics do not differ from one OS to the other...do they?" "No Sir." "Talking to your superior will not help my cause, do you have the phone number and email address of an executive do you?" She gave it to me. I wrote an email. I expressed my concerns politely and professionally. The next day-early this morning, I got a reply from a Dell Representative named Todd. Todd wrote,"Mr. Green, Thank you for your note and a chance to solve this issue. I am about to get on an airplane, but will get your issue to our executive resolution team. They should be able to resolve. If you are not satisfied, please do not hesitate to contact me again. Thank you for your business. Todd XXXXX" I will be honest, I thought it was a passing of the hot potato. However, earlier this morning I received a phone call from an executive in the resolution team by the name of Diane. She was very professional. She said she was unaware of the policy change. She discussed the

    1. Re:I'm the brick guy by AnotherCaptainTux · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would also like to thank Fabian of the Ubuntu forums for passing this matter along to Canonical.

    2. Re:I'm the brick guy by VWJedi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who wrote Dell's order system? It seems like anything that falls outside the realm of a "typical order" just gets kicked out with no notice to the customer.

      A couple years ago, my wife and I ordered new computers for both of us. After a week of nothing, we called to find out the order exceeded some maximum dollar amount so it could not be processed. We had to re-order everything over the phone (listing off all the options while the customer service person keyed it into their system) as two separate orders.

      My first question is why would the online system let me place an order that cannot be completed?

      The second question is, why wouldn't someone contact me if my order is "stuck"?

    3. Re:I'm the brick guy by __aahlyu4518 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thanx for clarifying an otherwise unfair (to Dell) article.

      Good thing this isn't a news site otherwise they should've contacted Dell first to get their side of the sto......... Hey ! It says 'news for nerds'!!! ;-)

      To all the people who are starting to shout at Dell in the rest of the thread : First people start bitchin' about Dell nog providing a Linux option.. Then Dell listens and acts in a relatively short time, and has not yet have everything 100% as it should be. And people start bitching here again. Cut 'm some slack will ya people? They are getting there. With a bad attitude, you'll have other companies think again before going the Linux way !

    4. Re:I'm the brick guy by AnotherCaptainTux · · Score: 5, Informative

      I shall. For the record, this is not a screw you to Dell, I appreciate them offering Ubuntu as a preinstalled option. As a consumer, I want the same hardware offerings via the CompleteCare plan that I would receive if I had purchased a Windows machine. The people at Dell have been very friendly and professional. BTW, my apologies on the whitespace, I should have been more careful. Cheers

    5. Re:I'm the brick guy by AnotherCaptainTux · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is a good point. However, what you bring up is part of the standard hardware warranty plan which Dell does provide for 1 year standard. The Complete Care is an additional accident protection plan. In other words, bricks, coffee spills, children, carelessness, etc. Think of it more of a collision insurance policy.

    6. Re:I'm the brick guy by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have a Dell laptop, and I'd like to point out that when you send in a broken laptop to be serviced under their complete care plan, you get to keep the hard drive and battery.

      That means, they never have any idea what OS you're running.

      So, currently, even if the laws of physics do change while running Linux, Dell has no way to know what OS you're currently running.

  22. 3 good business reasons by karlandtanya · · Score: 3, Informative

    1. Lack of diagnostics. Train your support crew to use two different sets of diag tools costs money.
    2. Yes, linux drivers can crash hardware. I crashed my nikon film scanner using a beta SANE driver. Read the warning; chose to ignore it, drove the scan head off the end of the screw. $2000 broken toy. This was a few years ago, so may not be true anymore.
    3. Dell would prefer to be seen as more friendly towards windows. If they say, in effect, "We support PCs with windows. We'll sell you a PC and even preload a GNU distro, but that's strictly your responsibility", they're keeping a major supplier happy.

    Hey, they're good *business* reasons.
    They may not coincide with your personal ideology, but why should they?

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  23. Re:I'm the brick guy (with whitespace) by tknd · · Score: 4, Informative

    My guess at the whitespace (nothing has been modified except whitespace):

    This is like my third post ever on slashdot. I read it often, though. I am the guy with the brick quote. Here is the whole story to be fair to Dell.

    On Friday, my laptop died. It was an Acer. The screen was damaged. Replacement cost of cracked screen is more than halfway to the cost of a new laptop. So I decide I will support the new Ubuntu Dell Laptops. I go online to Dell's Website and go to the Ubuntu page. I choose the E1505n. I upgrade to a GB of Ram, I get the Nvidia 256 MB graphics card, I get the DVD burner optical drive. So far so good. I am happy with the default processor and the screen.

    Now, another driving factor is that Dell has the nifty cool complete care (tm) plan. With this bad boy, a random brick can fly through the air, hit my laptop, shatter it to threads, and Dell will cover it. Think of it more as an insurance plan than a service plan. I have a friend with 3 kids who has had to take advantage of it not once, but twice. Both times Dell took care of them no questions asked. Now, the first time the Dell laptop had XP on it...the second time..gentoo. Still, no problems here. So, I decide to get it....just in case I get burned twice.

    On June 2, I get an email telling me my order has been acknowledged and I will get another email shortly giving me a order number (I also paid for next day shipping). Well, the rest of June 2 and all of June 3 goes by. No new email. I check my spam folder...nada...just the usual assortment of male enhancement and refi deals.

    So on June 4 I call Dell. They can see no order...they can see they debited my account...but no order. Hmmm...confusing. Very sorry, sir. Let me talk to my supervisor, please hold. She has no explanation for the lost order, but she will reprocess the order and I will get my next day shipping for free since I lost time. YAY! But wait! When we "build" my Dell, there is no longer a Complete Care (tm) plan for Ubuntu. She puts me on hold. She find out that my order was bumped out since they changed the policy on offering Complete Care (tm) on Ubuntu Dells. Why? She puts me on hold.

    Now comes the fun.
    "Sir, Ubuntu is a third party software and applications come from sources not from Dell."
    "Vista is a product of Dell?"
    "No sir, but we have a relationship with MS."
    "So you do not have a relationship with Canonical, the commercial company that sponsors Ubuntu?"
    "Hold.........Yes we do, but the software for other things comes from third parties."
    "So what if I buy a game for a Vista laptop from Best Buy? As that is a third party software..does that invalidate a Complete Care (tm) policy?"
    "No, sir."
    "What if I download an update from Microsoft to keep my Vista Current, how does that differ from an update from Ubuntu other than the fact the Ubuntu update actually helps my system?"
    "I do not know sir. See, sir, Linux comes from all over the place and as such cannot be supported."
    "I believe Redhat and even Microsoft differ with that opinion. I am not looking for support, that is another option I can click on another screen in your website. I am looking for protection from bricks. The laws of physics do not differ from one OS to the other...do they?"
    "No Sir."
    "Talking to your superior will not help my cause, do you have the phone number and email address of an executive do you?"
    She gave it to me. I wrote an email. I expressed my concerns politely and professionally.

    The next day-early this morning, I got a reply from a Dell Representative named Todd. Todd wrote,

    "Mr. Green, Thank you for your note and a chance to solve this issue. I am about to get on an airplane, but will get your issue to our executive resolution team. They should be able to resolve. If you are not satisfied, please do not hesitate to contact me again. Thank you for your business. Todd XXXXX"

    I will be honest, I thought it was a passing of the hot potato.

    However, earlier this m

  24. I'm the Ubuntu Forums guy by MagicFab · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hi

    Actually I work for Canonical full time at their global support centre. I also happen to volunteer in the forums and I saw this post in several places. I forwarded it internally to Canonical Staff and it's been passed to Dell.

    Cheers,

    Fabian Rodriguez
    https://wiki.ubuntu.com/FabianRodriguez

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    1. Re:I'm the Ubuntu Forums guy by Kennon · · Score: 4, Funny

      How much do you have to weigh in order to qualify for the "FAT administrator" title at Canonical? I know that it is around 275lbs for just Fat but to rate all caps must be rough.

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  25. Re:Slash chucks out non-html breaks by gnuman99 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Then you post as "Plain Old Text" mode.

    See. This is on another line

    And so is this.

  26. Re:Slash chucks out non-html breaks by camperdave · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Then you post as "Plain Old Text" mode.

    That's nice. Except that Slashdot defaults to "HTML Formatted", not "Plain Old Text". For someone who has posted only two other times, they may not be aware of the formatting drop down menu, and would not necessarily know when to switch the formatting. Also, "Plain Old Text" mode isn't plain old text. It eats some html markup. The only way to see what happens is to Preview.

    In my opinion, Slashdot should remove the Submit button from the post screen, and force everyone to preview.

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  27. Re:Slash chucks out non-html breaks by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny
    "In my opinion, Slashdot should remove the Submit button from the post screen, and force everyone to preview."

    But, that would make it more difficult to get teh frist post!!!

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  28. Warranty on Dell Ubuntu Systems Coming Back Soon by JBatDell · · Score: 4, Informative

    Due to an ordering system glitch during the weekend, we inadvertently removed extended warranty and CompleteCare options from our Website. We're working to get the issue resolved as quickly as possible and those options will be reinstated this afternoon. If customers ordered systems when extended warranties weren't available, they will have the option of upgrading at the original price. There will be more details on that program soon. For more details visit http://direct2dell.com/one2one/archive/2007/06/05/ 17450.aspx