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Watching My Neighbors Watch On-Demand TV

Josh Levin, Slate Magazine writes "I have a magical box that allows me to watch other people watch TV — their movies, their sports, their cartoons, and their hour-long procedural dramas. And sometimes, usually around 11:30 on Friday nights, their soft-core pornography... I solved the mystery by consulting online message boards. At techie sites like AVS Forum, other voyeurs described their adventures in freeloading. I was intercepting video-on-demand channels through the power of my Samsung's QAM tuner."

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  1. Bedtime is always softcore porn by raventh1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, between childrens tv shows and softcore porn there isn't much that interesting, except that when they watch the nudity scene in a movie and then replay it 5-8 times.

  2. Article is dubious by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny
    Author says

    My girlfriend suggested that I try plugging in the Comcast cable line.
    Only an imaginary geek 'girlfriend' would suggest something like this.
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  3. I have the lesser model by ILuvRamen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have the lesser model of that device called binoculars lol ;) but hey don't yell at me, my neighbors are WEIRD! I gotta keep an eye on them lol.

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  4. Re:Place bets with the family. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Was it the Navy guy next door or the nice Arab gentleman across the street subscribing to the softcore gay porn?

    You're a genius Mr Durden.

  5. I read it for the articles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Channels 97, 100, 115 seem to be the on-demand channels in my area.

    I was showing off the ability to intercept on-demand programming to some of my friends the other day and we happened to come across some of the softcore porn being fast forwarded through. Curious to see what they were fast forwarding to, we watched for a little bit... the person fast forwarded to a dialog interlude. Our curiosity piqued, we watched a little more and noticed that as soon as the actual intercourse portion of the movie started, they fast forwarded to the next scene that included dialog.

    Could we have found the only person in the world who reads playboy for the articles?

    1. Re:I read it for the articles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      well, the truth is, I've never had the patience to find out if a porn film actually had one.

      "Patience" may not be the word you're looking for

    2. Re:I read it for the articles? by rcg40 · · Score: 2, Funny

      So the optometrist says to the guy, "You should stop masturbating so much."
      And the guy says "Why? Is it hurting my eyes?"
      "No. You're making the other people in the waiting room uncomfortable."

  6. Softcore porn.... by iknownuttin · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...and softcore porn there isn't much that interesting

    Ya know, Softcore is actually sexier, as in, more of a "turn on" than the hardcore stuff. The hardcore stuff comes across as more anatomical than anything - at least in my advancing age.

    I said "cums" ...huh, huh, huh....

    OK, I'm not too advanced in mental age because I still think of "Beavis and Butthead"...I said "Butt"...huh, huh, huh...heh.....heh...heh....

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  7. It's relaxing when others browser surf for you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "People find and like the strangest things."

    Surfing Slashdot.

  8. Re:He's not watching his neighbors watch TV... by TobyRush · · Score: 5, Funny

    The article doesn't mention that he can watch anyone's TV except for this one TV he calls the "boogeyman." When he is watching that TV, it can watch him too.

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  9. The possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine sitting alone on a Friday night, no girlfriend in sight, flipping through the channels, running dead up against a soft-core channel, looking wildly left and right irrespective of loneliness, yanking at the wanker furiously hoping there is time, and then being beaten by the creep next door who started early and staring at Ma Bush staring back at you from CNN.

  10. Sounds like watching TV with my wife by xs650 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Having a program randomly fast forward and go back and repeat parts sounds like watching TV when my wife has the remote. Except for the porn part.

  11. Re:how bout a nice mug by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Funny

    No thanks, already got some.

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  12. Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's probably a lonely pizza guy who sympathizes with the main character and wants to hear how things play out, not caring about the more *ahem* physical matters in the show.

  13. He's screwed. by twitter · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not a secret. It's useless information. Given the reaction to many of the same kinds of infractions lately though, poor John Levine will be sent to Guantanamo for the next five years. Mr. Levine's article is to the movie business what the Boston Strangler is to the single woman alone at night - he's a traitor who's violated the DMCA and allowed people unauthorized access to .... utter crap. He'll be lucky if they don't just shoot him.

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  14. Re:Did you people learn nothing from the internet? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    TFA: The reason I can watch all that hot on-demand stuff is because Comcast doesn't encrypt it.

    That rattling/bleeping/crying sound you hear is every sysop at Comcast getting an email informing them they won't be going home as early as they thought tonight.

  15. Maybe he rode a unicorn to the magic well to post. by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Funny

    About as likely.

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  16. Re:He's not watching his neighbors watch TV... by ubrgeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well sure, but that's what my binoculars and rear window are for :)

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  17. New spin on old by LordSnooty · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the UK the older Sky boxes were notorious for offering your current viewing to neighbours - only this was simple RF leaking from the rear. Careful placement with a small aerial and you could get a half-decent picture. This meant you could watch your neighbour flicking through the channels, usually quite rapidly until boobies appeared, at which point he of course rolled back a few times in order to check out the action.

  18. In Soviet Russia... by shiftless · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!

  19. Re:He's not watching his neighbors watch TV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let's rename the article "TV" to remove all ambiguity.

  20. Now even less interesting! by mike_sucks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who would have thought it was possible to invent something more boring than watching TV. Of course... watching people as they watch TV. Genius!

    I think I just felt the world get a little dummer. /Mike

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    1. Re:Now even less interesting! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's "dumber". Ahem.

  21. Re:He's not watching his neighbors watch TV... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny
    Well sure, but that's what my binoculars and rear window are for :)

    Maybe. But if you'd move about six inches to the left, I'd be able to see your TV a whole lot better.

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  22. Re:Plyboy has great articles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're right. I like my naked women to actually BE cartoons.

  23. Who's watching the watchers? by LeedsSideStreets · · Score: 2, Funny

    It makes me afraid that somebody could be watching me while I'm watching what somebody else is watching.

    They might think that I'm actually watching it when I'm just watching what they are watching. Honest!

  24. Re:how bout a nice mug by skudenfaugen · · Score: 2, Funny

    He said they've already got one!