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Chairbot Walks You Around While You Sit

Gary writes "What do you get when you combine a robot and a chair? The Hubo FX-1 chairbot, of course. In what is perhaps my favorite robot design yet, this giant chair with legs looks like it came out of some ridiculous 80's sci-fi movie or something, but it's very, very real. HUBO FX-1 is two meters in height, and weighs 150 kg. The person sitting can control the robot easily using the built in joystick. Each ankle has a 3-axis force/torque sensor which measures the normal force and 2 moments. Each foot has an inclination sensor which measures the angle of the slope. Also, the rate gyro and the inclination sensor of the body allow the device to stabilize itself."

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  1. Protecting us by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    This thing will protect us from the terrible secret of space.

    Pak Chooie Unf!

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  2. If you're gonna build a chairbot, do it right... by EvilRyry · · Score: 4, Funny

    Chairbot is a great idea and all but its way too high off the ground to be useful in the office. If I built a chairbot, I'd do it right. It would have 8 legs and kinda crawl around like a spider, keeping you low to the ground. It would be so awesome.

  3. Not enough capacity by G4from128k · · Score: 3, Funny

    V2.0 will need to handle 2X or 3X the current device's 100kg payload if it is to sell in the U.S. The growing numbers of "enlarged" Americans that I see using those scooters is horrifying.

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    1. Re:Not enough capacity by maxume · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ehn, just cut off their legs.

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  4. Chairbot Mech moves 3/5/0 by bughouse26 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll take one with 6 Medium Lasers, an AC/20, a PPC-10, and an LRM-6 please.

    1. Re:Chairbot Mech moves 3/5/0 by Penguinshit · · Score: 4, Funny

      not enough heat sinks for all that firepower, unless you plan on standing still Mr. Sitting-Duck Clan...

  5. Payback by SPrintF · · Score: 5, Funny

    Payback's comin', Ballmer... walkin' slow.

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    1. Re:Payback by Aladrin · · Score: 4, Funny

      The first thought I had when I saw this article was 'At Soviet Microsoft, Chair throws you!' ;)

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  6. if I had a successful .com startup... by nbert · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...I'd be ordering a couple. Just imagine doing job interviews in/on such a thing :D

  7. Steve Ballmer Version by aschlemm · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Steve Ballmer version of this chair will automatically throw itself across the room. :)

  8. May I be the first.... by Xinef+Jyinaer · · Score: 5, Funny

    May I be the first to say, "Goliath Online". And just in time for SC2

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  9. Re:If you're gonna build a chairbot, do it right.. by billsoxs · · Score: 3, Funny

    OK - but as Jay Leno would say - Are we really getting THAT fat?

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  10. good timing by Jeek+Elemental · · Score: 5, Funny

    was considering taking up jogging but havent cause of all the running involved, this might be the push needed.

  11. Re:One thought by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe so that paralegics and quadriplegics can use stairs like everyone else?

    This was my first thought. Wheels are no good on rough and uneven terrain.

    I just wonder WTF would buy a 2m tall 2 legged monstrosity, when 6 short legs would be much simpler to control and balance. This thing is rediculously impractical.

    Then I read the end of TFA about soldiers on these things with chain guns and rpgs. My internal school boy nearly wet himself."Sure it may be a huge target on an inherently unstable pedal configuration with an inability to assume a prone position or find effective cover, but hey, it's a bit like a Mech!"

    Wankers.

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  12. Ok, Dude, by Cadallin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stephan Hawking NEEDS this thing. All it needs is a set of grasping hands on long arms so he can crush his enemies like Robo-Nixon. That would be so awesome. In any case, add some lasers and missiles and you've got a fully functional Gundam!

  13. Re:If you're gonna build a chairbot, do it right.. by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heh, that was my first thought: "Jesus, how soon before I see these things stomping around Wal-Mart?" I swear, I go there about five times a year, and every time it's like Bloated Freaks on Wheels week.

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  14. LipoBot by Voice+of+Meson · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we could hook up some Liposuction equipment to it, then use the extracted fat of the occupant as a fuel for the machine we'd really be getting somewhere. Their fat arses would actually be hauling them around. Ha!

    LipoBot - Patent Pending.

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  15. Re:One thought by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 4, Funny

    If enough armor can be packed on it, the "mech" platform might be more effective in urban combat than tanks.

    With no armour whatsoever, a few million nanobots that eat ammunition would be more effective than tanks, _and_ they'd be completely uneffected by the tripwires that are so easy to set up in urban environments. Not nearly as exciting though.

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  16. Re:One thought by flyingfsck · · Score: 4, Funny

    The 'grey goo' solution. Drop them on enemy territory and slowly reduce the whole country to 'grey goo'.

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