Uwe Boll Has Three Picture Distribution Deal

Posted by Zonk on Friday June 8, 2007 @06:06AM from the for-the-love-of-all-that-is-holy-make-the-burning-stop dept.

1up is reporting that famed, beloved film-maker Uwe Boll has landed a three-picture deal with a company called FreeStyle. They're going to be releasing three Boll-helmed films to theatres across the country. The three films are Postal, Dungeon Siege, and an original work by the director called Seed. "The high-profile cast of In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale -- Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, Ron Perlman, Leelee Sobieski, John Rhys-Davies, Matthew Lillard and Burt Reynolds -- means Freestyle's putting their muscle behind the fantasy epic. Opening January 18, 2008, the film's scheduled to appear in at least 2,500 screens -- a nice score for Boll, considering BloodRayne's distribution problems."

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Buddah help us!!! by 800DeadCCs · 2007-06-08 08:00 · Score: 0, Flamebait

Cuz God's on a cig break, Allah's busy banging virgins, and Vishnu's vaccuuming Valhallah cuz the valkyries discovered dildos!

(seriously though, I think that all took more effort than any of his films... even on a friday).