Uwe Boll Has Three Picture Distribution Deal

1up is reporting that famed, beloved film-maker Uwe Boll has landed a three-picture deal with a company called FreeStyle. They're going to be releasing three Boll-helmed films to theatres across the country. The three films are Postal, Dungeon Siege, and an original work by the director called Seed. "The high-profile cast of In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale -- Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, Ron Perlman, Leelee Sobieski, John Rhys-Davies, Matthew Lillard and Burt Reynolds -- means Freestyle's putting their muscle behind the fantasy epic. Opening January 18, 2008, the film's scheduled to appear in at least 2,500 screens -- a nice score for Boll, considering BloodRayne's distribution problems."

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I wish there were still offers to fight this guy.

[MatthewAnderson]

Unfortunately it looks as if willing participants were screened of any abilities to defend themselves, but I'd have gladly tried anyway...

This douchebag motherfucker arranged amateur boxing matches with a few people (like somethingawful's lowtax) who are just as critical of him as I am, but he did it in such a way as to guarantee his place as the winner by ensuring they didn't know how to fight, or could even be of the fitness to land a lucky shot or two. Like a total pussy.

Well, you fairy, if you ever open the door to that again, write me down as I'm totally going to game the system via whatever publicity channels are willing to participate to scam my way into the ring with you... and then I'm going to beat your fucking ass, Uwe Boll.

This is how it will go down:

It will hurt. You will require chiropractic therapy afterwards. Perhaps surgery. Perhaps care at the local ICU. Perhaps you should assign pall bearers. In any perspective I'm going to hit you in the face for ever assuming having talent entertaining people.

Love,

Matt