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Classified US Intel Budget Revealed Via Powerpoint

Atario writes "In a holdover from the Cold War when the number really did matter to national security, the size of the US national intelligence budget remains one of the government's most closely guarded secrets. The Office of the Director of National Intelligence, the highest intelligence agency in the country that oversees all federal intelligence agencies, appears to have inadvertently released the keys to that number in an unclassified PowerPoint presentation now posted on the website of the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA). By reverse engineering the numbers in an underlying data element embedded in the presentation, it seems that the total budget of the 16 US intelligence agencies in fiscal year 2005 was $60 billion, almost 25% higher than previously believed."

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  1. Old Jedi Mind Trick by ReidMaynard · · Score: 5, Funny

    These are not the budget numbers you are looking for..

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  2. Stargate by d3ac0n · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, they have to fund the Stargate program SOMEHOW don't they? Why not take the money from an agency that nobody would suspect of being involved? :)

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  3. In the Words of Nelson: by thesupermikey · · Score: 1, Funny

    HA! HA!

    take that classified info!

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  4. Obligatory by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 2, Funny

    And what's happened to their AMD budget?

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  5. Re:Important information from the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    "Military Intelligence" : my all time favourite oxymoron.

  6. Re:Name that quote by pla · · Score: 5, Funny

    Name that quote

    Ooh, ooh, I know!

    Part of the "decorative pattern" on Bush's private toilet-paper.

    I think the silly, meaningless sentence you quoted comes from the first roll, ninth sheet. ;-)

  7. Great Budget by tehwebguy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess there weren't any basic tutorials on computer security in that budget

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  8. Ho Hum by fm6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back in the 60s there was a popular story (probably an urban legend, but still a good story) about a realtor in McLean, VA, who needed to do a report on how many people worked in the area. That would include CIA headquarters. The CIA refused to release any figures — it's a national secret! So the guy called up the Soviet embassy, which was happy to provide the data he needed.

    Secrecy, often as not, is less about keeping the bad guys in the dark than about avoiding public scrutiny.

  9. Re:Name that quote by Bearpaw · · Score: 5, Funny
    The Communist Manifesto? Mao's Little Red Book?

    Surely no government of a free and democratic country would be based on such a radical ideal. Give people information like that and next thing you know they'll want some voice in how that money gets spent, and that way lies anarchy.

  10. The solution is clear by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ladies and gentlemen, for the good of our nation, for our security..we must outlaws Powerpoint. Then, only criminals will use it in order to bore each other to tears. Two birds with one stone!

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  11. Mattered how? by nagora · · Score: 2, Funny
    In a holdover from the Cold War when the number really did matter to national security,

    The number never mattered except to hide it from the electorate. An itemised list of what it was spent on, now, that would have been an issue of national security.

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  12. Re:That's it?!? by Sciros · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe some did, but most probably had KNOW idea what was going on to begin with.

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  13. Now... by neckjonez · · Score: 2, Funny

    That is a hell of a lot of bake sales!

  14. Re:Guess the DoD changed their security policy by Darby · · Score: 2, Funny

    This right here is proof as far as I'm concerned that anybody who seriously thinks that the US Government ... faked the Apollo landings really needs to have their head examined.

    Ok, Mr Smart Guy.
    If the US government didn't fake the Apollo landings, then *who did* fake the Apollo landings, hmmmmmmmmmm?