How Motherboards Are Made
mikemuch writes "Reporter Mark Hachman recently took a tour of a motherboard manufacturing facility operated by Gigabyte in Taiwan, and has posted a complete slideshow of the process. He was surprised by how much still had to be done by hand, but the company is still able to produce 1.5 million motherboards a month."
"Well, first the grandfatherboard and the grandmotherboard have to love each other very much. And then they have a very special cuddle, and the grandfatherboard puts his pin into the grandmotherboard's socket, and then there's a motherboard."
Oompah Loompahs mix the chocolate by hand and look at how many Wonka Bars are produced a year! I wonder what the silicon valley equivalent of a chocolate river is...
Russian components, American components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Technically speaking, the result is a Baby ATX....only later does it grow up to become a full-grown motherboard.
No sig today...
We all know that long ago in the Garden of Silicon the Divine Circut created the first FatherBoard in his own image. Then because the FatherBoard was lonely the Divine Circut took a rib logic gate from the FatherBoard and used it to create a MotherBoard to be the FatherBoards companion. Now MotherBoards can only be created within the sanctity of a Printing Process approved by the Holy Surface Mount Church.
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
This made me chuckle-
1. Be more responsible
2. Complain less
3. Be more attentive
4. Make lesser mistakes
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(and I know that every one of you ARE racist, even if you think you're not) and I don't think that's what's going on here, but definitely condescending. America isn't the center of the universe, yo. It's a dying empire that still has some bux to blow!
Well it's a good thing we have nice guys like you to straighten us racists out!