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CIA Declassifies the "Family Jewels"

An anonymous reader informs us that the CIA has recently declassified for your reading pleasure some records relating to illegal spying, assassination attempts, and other goodies. These are available from the CIA's FOIA portal. From the BBC article: " Last week, CIA chief Michael Hayden announced the decision to declassify the records, saying the documents were 'unflattering but part of CIA history.' The documents detail assassination plots, domestic spying, wiretapping, and kidnapping... Among the documents is a request in 1972 for someone 'who was accomplished at picking locks' who might be retiring or resigning from the agency."

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  1. It's just a plot by laejoh · · Score: 3, Funny

    to make us think they stopped doing &#!####{ççççç NO CARRIER

  2. Re:bah! by Nazlfrag · · Score: 5, Funny

    You see, the role of the CIA is to assassinate foreign heads of state. It's the NSA and FBI files you're after.

  3. Yeah, but... by akkarin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but when will they declassify the files 'bout the sharks with lasers on their heads? Of course they deny it, but /. knows better, right? Right....?

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    1. Re:Yeah, but... by RuBLed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmmm... If you type the word "shark" in their search box then type "laser" in the Search Within Results, it would display a link to a document that had something to do with a report regarding Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction. Hmmm....

  4. Re:bah! by FredDC · · Score: 4, Funny

    You see, the role of the CIA is to assassinate foreign heads of state.
    They're pretty bad at it though...
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  5. Re:bah! by joss · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do you know the CIA had nothing to do with Kennedy assassination:
    because he's dead.

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  6. Re:bah! by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

    You sure? I think I saw Dick Cheney's soul on EBay a while ago. Think it was counterfeit? Should I report it?

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  7. Re:A surprise? by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 5, Funny

    It makes no sense for Canada to have a military that is focused on anything other than UN peacekeeping. Now that the cold war is over, Canada has no enemies. What on earth do you need a huge military for if you have no enemies? Other than the United States (which could probably buy Canada if it really wanted to), who is in a position to invade Canada?

    Who has reason to strike Canada when Canadians will pretty much give you anything if you ask nicely and say you like hockey.

    The answer is no-one. Canada has no need for a cold war level military.

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  8. Re:A surprise? by LaughingCoder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ahhh, but Canada is a major exporter of oil (the world's 8th largest). And it is well known on /. that the US routinely invades countries to take their oil ... so if I were Canada I would be pretty worried.

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  9. Re:A surprise? by MECC · · Score: 3, Funny

    They don't have to be worried - "they're not even a real country anyway".

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