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Tiny Generator Runs Off Vibrations

Warbothong writes "Researchers at Southampton University in the UK have developed a tiny generator that uses local vibrations to output microwatts of power. The device is smaller than one cubic centimeter. It shows promise as an alternative to batteries for applications where frequent battery replacement would not be feasible. The devices are currently being used in industry where 'there is the potential for embedding sensors in previously inaccessible locations,' but its creators imagine it could be used in devices such as pacemakers, where the beating of the heart would produce ample movement to power the magnetic mechanism."

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  1. woo by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    sounds like real free energy, at last!

    suck it, Orbo!

  2. Vibrations by Mockylock · · Score: 4, Funny

    They'll soon have vibrators that are self-powered. Handheld pocket pieces around the globe. This would definitely outsell the solar powered vibrator idea, for those who just can't be away from masturbation when stuck without batteries.

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  3. Erm.. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    but its creators imagine it could be used in devices such as pacemakers, where the beating of the heart would produce ample movement to power the magnetic mechanism. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the heart-powered pacemaker! From the same geniuses that brought you solar-powered flashlights, pedal-powered crutches, and a voice-controlled version of Stephen Hawking's talk box.
    1. Re:Erm.. by Xtravar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, I can't wait until they can tap into our bodies' energy for computers and such. All of a sudden, obesity wouldn't be a problem anymore.

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    2. Re:Erm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ahh, you might just be able to do it. If you write it out, with a 2500 calorie diet, it works out to about 120 watts of power to run a human. :) Not enough for a GTX Ultra, but maybe for a 8600!

  4. The solution to the global energy crisis! by cubicle_cowboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Attach a few of these to Shakira's rear end and play "Hey Ya!" on repeat.

    Now where's my Nobel prize?

    1. Re:The solution to the global energy crisis! by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd pay for that even without the additional power generation.

  5. What if... by otacon · · Score: 4, Funny

    You could make it bigger and adapt it to a car, the car vibrates as it goes down the road, in turn powering the device that allows it to go down the road...Perpetual motion automobile...I'd like my Nobel Prize now please...

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  6. Headline double-take by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did anyone besides me first read that as: Tiny Generator Runs Off Vibrators ?

    Or was that just me?

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  7. Ladies.... by 2Bits · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... You now get perpetual free power for your vibrator, woohoo! We boys still have to do hand cranking, woooo....

  8. Vibrators by CrazyKen · · Score: 2, Funny

    At this rate, it won't be long until we have self-sustaining vibrators that don't require batteries.

  9. Answer to 3. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Setup a website, showing videos of Researchers wives generating localised vibrations

  10. lame! by abes · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is stupid. We already have better technology that can constantly produce clean infinite energy based off of the variances in the magnetic fields. I've read about it in three tech web sites!

    The only reason this article could make the pagers of /. is because the editors are bias and being paid off.

    1. Re:lame! by abes · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, I forgot the sarcasm tags. Sometimes I get used to talking to normal people. The thing is, even if the humor was beyond your grasp, or even if you didn't find it funny, there's really no reason to be a dumbass about it.

  11. Re:Old tech by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also, sometime they would leak and create 40 foot people that would rampage around the desert; which is a good thing, because someone had to stamp on those giant ants.

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  12. Re:palsy by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's only for déjà vu

  13. Re:palsy by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Funny

    That`s only for déjà vu

  14. Re:Heart powered pacemaker by Acrylica · · Score: 2, Funny

    If nothing else, the Heimlich manoeuvre could become a common technique for stopping heart attacks.