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On the Widespread Misuse of the Mouse
An anonymous reader writes "Recently launched blog "The New Interface Advocate," has an entry about how mice are being applied to situations they are intrinsically poorly suited for. It also has an interesting proposal for how to keep most of the current paradigm of GUIs and still take advantage of the other control devices, such as the keyboard."
And here I though the story was about the abuse of medical mice.
When I read that in TFA, I swear the first thought in my mind was -- he's going to reinvent Emacs?
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Was I the only one who immediate thought about abused gerbils and duct tape?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382932/
Try entering text with a mouse sometime... it goes something like this:
1. Scan document for instance of the letter you want to type, scrolling as necessary.
2. Highlight, right-click, hover to "Copy", click.
3. Scroll back to your insertion point, right-click, hover to "Paste", click again.
Man is that slow and inefficient!
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
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I'm still waiting for them to develop the system that tracks eye movements, and just put left click / right click on the keyboard. Until, i'll be using my mouse, which I had to start using after getting my butt kicked in quake II...
Or the disgruntled employee being dragged out of the building, all the while shouting "FORMAT C: YES"
UTF-8: There and Back Again
Actually, I hurt my hand recently and was using my PC one-handed.
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The chance to hear the chorus of "Cancel" would be worth it however!
Here is a true story about the real mice. My friend worked part-time at Dana Farber Cancer Institute while studying at medical school. He told me all mice and rats experiments had to be properly documented, to insure no unnecessary cruelty was done to the animals. At the end all mice and rats were killed with gilliotine (quick and painless). I remember meeting him one day and he was a bit upset. He told me the last night air conditioner broke down and all their mice and rats died. So much for prevention the cruelty ...
My wife loves it when I call her intellectually lazy. Doubly so when I do so in a public forum.