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  1. Re:what a shitty BF though.. on Couple Bonding Through PC Building · · Score: 1

    No, you're just ignorant and prefer to Microsoft instead.

    Everyone who's spent enough time with Vista knows the Experience Score is rated out of 5.9, so her score is pretty decent.

  2. Re:Worship... on Tales of Conversion - Using Ubuntu at Work · · Score: 1

    I think the people who APPEAR pro-MS are actually people who are simply anti-Linux-fanboy.

    If someone observes people continually praising Linux and yet their own efforts to get it to work for them have failed, then it's a common reaction to despise the fanboys/zealots who can see no wrong. Hence, by going after them, they appear to be pro-MS. There's no middle ground in some people's eyes.

  3. Re:I can see it now... on First Armed Robots on Patrol in Iraq · · Score: 1

    Gah, I can't spell for shit. If that makes things funnier in the process, that's cool. :)

  4. I can see it now... on First Armed Robots on Patrol in Iraq · · Score: 2, Funny

    The project is considered a failure due to the mass number of cowardly robots forgetting to fire their weapons, instead shouting "NO DISSEMBLE!!!" in the hopes they aren't turned into scrap metal.

    However, the project is eventually reborn by turning the bots into chefs for the real troops. One was heard talking to itself:

    Number 5: Okay, to make these golden fluffy pancakes... add flour, milk and eggs... Mix thoroughly...
    [uses his own motor to rotate the mixer - the bowl contents splatter all over the room]
    Number 5: Ooooo... Still lumpy!

  5. An obvious conclusion on IBM Saves $250M Running Linux On Mainframes · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Saving a lot of dough by using Linux on servers makes sense, heck it's fairly obvious to anyone here, that's where it excels.

    I think Slashdotters would be more interested in stories that focus on a company switching its desktops to Linux though. Servers running Linux are pretty common. We want news about the desktop front; it would be more newsworthy at least.

  6. Oh, geeee... on NASA Contractors Censoring Saturn V Info · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm, do they really think they're gonna be successful in blotting out references to Saturn V info on the web?

    Hey, censor-guys, lemme give you an example, see if you follow:

    09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

  7. Re:Uberspoiler at bayimg.com on Harry Potter Leaked Via Handheld Camera · · Score: 1

    The net's acting a little slow here, so until the page loads I'm gonna have to assume that the latest Harry Potter book has "Sexy Photos of Women", which apparently I can browse in my area 100% free. Now this is my kind of book!

  8. Re:Ha. on Gaming's 10 Biggest Scandals · · Score: 1

    Indeed. And remember, Gabe said during the 2003 presentation that the game would have all these funky features like NPCs which would perform actions on their own, but instead they just followed the player, or if on their own just sidestepped occasionally and died the rest of the time.

    Still, HL2 did turn out pretty good even with all the stuff they cut out.

  9. The older E3s were better... on E3 - So, How Did It Go? · · Score: 1

    ...for two reasons:

    (a) Boobies!
    (b) Game announcements that blew my fucking mind. Everyone remembers the 2003 Half-Life 2 presentation for example, even if it was built on a pile of fake (eg. NPC actions unscripted my ass, but still.)

  10. Ah well on Internet Phone Start-up Goes Belly-Up · · Score: 1

    I suppose SunRocket should have followed the wise words of Homer Simpson.

    "You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

  11. Re:Using mouse hurts!!! on On the Widespread Misuse of the Mouse · · Score: 5, Funny
    Sorry... suffering massive packet loss... your post came out rather fragmented. I could only make out the following:

    Really my wrist hurts

    average of 12 hours a day

  12. Requesting name change to... on Explosives Camp · · Score: 1

    ... Mythbusters Camp.

    Heck, they blow up enough stuff there, why not.

    You could even have the MB crew there - all the blokes would be chanting "Kari! Kari! Kari!", and Jamie & Adam would just be standing there wondering why they bothered turning up at all.

  13. This is just the beginning... on Apple iPhone Dissected · · Score: 1, Funny

    Apple iPhone Dissected
    Given the way things are going, who knows, the children of the future might end up dissecting iPhones instead of dead rats
  14. Oh please don't on College Librarians Urged To Play Video Games · · Score: 1

    The last thing I need to hear is an old granny librarian saying "n00b, I totally pwned j00!" to a colleague.

  15. Don't just stand for it! on ISPs Inserting Ads Into Your Pages · · Score: 2, Funny

    Exercise your GOD-GIVEN RIGHT to stop using the offending ISP take your business elsewhere and.

    Failing that, exercise your GOD-GIVEN RIGHT to walk into the ISP's main offices with an automatic shotgun.

    I figure that either way, you're not gonna be using that ISP any longer.

  16. 1337 speak on Top Irritating Words Spawned by Internet · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anything that encompasses "leet/1337" speak. I was fine with it years ago, but now it's become tiresome.

    There are only so many times the phrase "OMG I PWNED J00 N00BZ0RZ LOLOLOLOL" can be uttered over VoIP before you want to punch the little shit in the head.

  17. Ehhh? on Lake Disappears into Andes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't we just blame terrorists like always?

    *goes back to bed*

  18. It's obvious on Microsoft Flip-flopping on Virtualization License · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is clearly Microsoft suffering a managerial battle of the wills. One half wants to bow down to pressure to reverse the EULA ban on virtulization, while the other half is strong opposed to relenting.

    I suspect (hope) that desperation with the lack of popularity of Vista will force Microsoft's hand.

  19. Mislabelled on EA Reorganizes Into Four Labels · · Score: 3, Funny

    The four groups will be known as EA Games, EA Sports, EA Casual Entertainment, and a label simply called 'The Sims'.

    Those groups don't representative EA well enough I think. They probably should be renamed as:

    The four groups will be known as EA Shit, EA Bullshit, EA Thisissoshit, and a label simply called 'The Sims'.
  20. Re:Super Mario Malware! on Malware Pulls an "Italian Job" · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You know Italy is doing well for its cultural representation when "Super Mario" is the first thing that springs to mind.

  21. Woah... on Ubuntu Linux Validates As Genuine Windows · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean that I can validate Ubuntu using my XP CD?

    Oh wait...

  22. Re:discussed it with my kids on Tim Berners-Lee awarded the British Order of Merit · · Score: 1

    This would be the first time I've ever see an apparent goatse link rate funny on Slashdot.

    Then again, it might not even be goatse, but I'm still too-damn scared to click. :)

  23. Nerdy Photo? on Nerdy Photo in Vista DVDs Thwarts Disk Pirates · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's not a nerdy photo.

    If there were really serious, THIS should have been the embedded image.

  24. Re:fail on Nerdy Photo in Vista DVDs Thwarts Disk Pirates · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, for most of us Slashdot might as well be the planet. So shut up and (sudo) get me a sandwich!

  25. Re:fail on Nerdy Photo in Vista DVDs Thwarts Disk Pirates · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For that matter, how many pirated copies of Vista actually exist? [such negative reaction to it why pirate it?]

    One point of reference would be to check the number of seeders/peers on any given torrent site for a particular OEM version of Vista Ultimate, pre-activated.

    Last time I checked there were a couple hundred seeders and about a thousand plus peers, keeping in mind of course that once you download a new OS, chances are you're gonna get straight to burning and installing it, which reduces the seeder level a lot.

    Funnily enough, I also saw torrents for XP which had HIGHER levels of seeders/peers than Vista. Weird.