Privacy and the "Nothing To Hide" Argument
privacyprof writes "One of the most common responses of those unconcerned about government surveillance or privacy invasions is 'I've got nothing to hide.' According to the 'nothing to hide' argument, there is no threat to privacy unless the government uncovers unlawful activity, in which case a person has no legitimate justification to claim that it remain private. The 'nothing to hide' argument is quite prevalent. Is there a way to respond to this argument that would really register with people in the general public? In a short essay, 'I've Got Nothing to Hide' and Other Misunderstandings of Privacy, Professor Daniel Solove takes on the 'nothing to hide' argument and exposes its faulty underpinnings." At the base of the fallacy, as Bruce Schneier has noted, is the "faulty premise that privacy is about hiding a wrong."
...so what's Bruce got to hide?!
It's a 23-page PDF. I read up to the table of contents and gave up.
...following the principles of Heisenburger's Uncertain Cat...
"So why are you wearing clothes?"
All attractive people *should* be legally required to stay naked on warm days because they have nothing to hide.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to catch up on Big Brother
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If you've got nothing to hide, then you won't mind taking off your clothes for me.
Don't know about how well it works in a realm of debate and discourse, but so far it hasn't gotten me anything but slapped in the singles bars.
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So, let's see if I understand the privacy argument. One don't deserve privacy if one has something to hide and one shouldn't care about loss of privacy if one has nothing to hide. Is that right?
Therefor the Bush Administration's refusal to allow staffers to testify to congress regarding the Justice Department purge proves that they do have something to hide.
Nate
The entire concept of privacy is based around concealing "wrongs"
Like fucking, for instance. Everyone knows that fucking is wrong, yet we keep doing it. We damned sure don't want our children to know about fucking; and we do what we can to conceal it from them. We ought to plant cameras in everyone's homes to make sure that they don't fuck. All these fucking people should be shot --- evil, sinning bastards.
There's a difference between having nothing to hide and having nothing illegal to hide. I'm a fairly law abiding citizen, but there's still legal things I do that I don't want people to know about. Should the government be able to subpoena my cable company to find out I watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer?... I hope not.
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
Except that's ridiculous. He doesn't even define line length, so we'll assume length is unimportant:
01 The number 1
02 The number 2
03 The number 3
04 The number 4
05 I eat babies
06 The number 6
Oh shit..
https://www.eff.org/https-everywhere
>> - Cardinal Richelieu
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> He doesn't even define line length, so we'll assume length is unimportant:
>
> 01 The number 1
> 02 The number 2
> 03 The number 3
> 04 The number 4
> 05 I eat babies
> 06 The number 6
>
> Oh shit..
See? He uses a programming language with line numbers. Hangin's too good for 'im! But at least he kept his line length below 80 colum--oh shit.
Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.
"-1 Troll" is the apparently the same as "-1 I disagree with you."
The Thought Police only arrest those devious perpetrators of thoughtcrime. Therefore you have nothing to worry about. Those guilty of thoughtcrime will be rehabilitated in room 101.
Doubleplusgood duckspeaking:
* WAR IS PEACE
* FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
* IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
And now for something completely different: Big brother comedy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYQKDqjCEBQ
That's why I stopped smoking. And will soon kill myself.
If they can do it to a scumbag, they can do it to you too.
I am a scumbag, you insensitive clod!
Although you make some valid points, remember your audience - you're talking to Slashdot here. If there haven't been any, it's easy to be sure of their ages.
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