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Steve Jobs Hates Buttons
ElvaWSJ writes "While many technology companies load their products up with buttons, Steve Jobs treats them as blemishes that add complexity and hinder their clean aesthetics.
The iPhone is Steve Jobs's attempt to crack a juicy new market for Apple Inc. But it's also part of a decades-long campaign by Mr. Jobs against a much broader target: buttons.
The new Apple cellphone famously does without the keypads that adorn its rivals. Instead, it offers a touch-sensing screen for making phone calls and tapping out emails. The resulting look is one of the sparest ever for Apple, a company known for minimalist gadgets. "
They should have had the Thing using one of the prototype iPhones in the first Fantastic Four movie when he was trying to call his girlfriend..."Damn buttons!!!"
Similarly, CmdrTaco considers editors to be blemishes that add complexity and hinder the clean aesthetics of Slashdot. He considers them to be blemishes that add complexity and hinder the clean aesthetics of Slashdot.
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On an iPhone, you have to press an additional button that opens up an alternate keypad that will allow you to type numbers and punctuation. So typing something as simple as elipses (...) requires you to tap your finger 9 times. Enjoy your phone, losers! People like me who have shit to do will stick to a keyboard that doesn't have its lips wrapped firmly to the user-interface equivalent of a throbbing dong
Note: This is *NOT* child or work-safe material, but is funny as hell whether you like the iPhone or not. If you haven't seen it and have a sense of humor..read on:
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"While many technology companies load their products up with buttons, Steve Jobs treats them as blemishes that add complexity and hinder their clean aesthetics.....While many technology companies load their products up with buttons, Steve Jobs treats them as blemishes that add complexity and hinder their clean aesthetics. "
CmdrTaco managed to break the record of fastest dupe by duping first sentence in the same headline.
Freak button accident when he was seven.
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It's no coincidence that he always wears a mock turtleneck sweater with no buttons to kill him on the front and a pair of zippered jeans.
You think Ballmer's a nut, you should see Jobs talk to his employees: "For every button I find on this interface, I shall kill you
My work here is dung.
*looks into the future*
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How do you turn off the monitor?
It's easy, you just use the touch screen button there.
Oh, then how do you turn it back on?
"I only speak the truth"
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He's still going to insist that the interface responds the way he wants it to when he touches it.
Remember, You are unique...just like everyone else.
That's why the next-generation iPod will have no user interface controls.
Sure, if they were my customers spending $2500 on a remote, I would value their opinions most highly.
Would you like an extra button on that button sir?
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
No interface control is intuitive by itself.
The nipple. All other interfaces are learned.
So you're the guy who sent me the message "AKI( Ekdlu WO.T 67Grtgixool;"?
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
He hates these buttons! Stay away from the buttons!
Note to self: Stop putting jokes in my insightful comments so I can get something other than +1 Funny!
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
"... play music, play games, watch movies, download shit, or rub my balls."
Ummm... that last point. Is there a phone... ah, never mind.
Any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.