MST3K is Back, Sort Of
Polar Star writes "Retrocrush reports that Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett are back making fun of crappy movies again in a new incarnation called The Film Crew. In the first of many new DVDs to be released, they take on a 1969 abomination called Hollywood After Dark which features a still-not-very-young Rue McClanahan as a down-on-her-luck actress who becomes a stripper. Needless to say, it's one of the scariest movies you'll ever see. There's plenty of funny jokes throughout, and they definitely prove themselves worthy of carrying on the MST3K tradition." Update 1925 GMT by SM: Corrected a few oversights and pointed to The Film Crew's actual website.
http://www.rifftrax.com/
Download mp3s, and start them up at the same time as your DVD....
It's not the whole MST3K crew, but RiffTrax have been around for a while and are extra awesome because they finally give the treatment to mainstream movies.
Satellite News is still up and running for anyone who liked MST3K. They have news on the Film Crew and Rifftrax (which is Mike Nelson and guests recording downloadable commentary tracks for various movies), as well as other things that the old Best Brains crew are up to. http://www.mst3kinfo.com/
psmylie's dictionary: Godzillion (noun) Any number large enough to destroy Tokyo
And for all those who don't have a clue what MST3K is and whether you should care:
;) )
http://www.mst3kinfo.com/mstfaq/basics.html
(Q1 says "What is Mystery Science Theater 3000?"
"in reference to a character who had died earlier in the movie but, for some reason, showed back up on the control room alive and well, working in another scene"
The funniest part is that it was just "in another scene", it was in the very next scene after her death. If you watch the credits, they make fun of the person responsible for Continuity.
ok so the link on slashdot doesnt even go to the http://www.filmcrewonline.com/ website, but rather some dude's lame blog with lame ads. Oh, and I'm not even sure they even do this anymore, since they've been busy with RiffTrax, and their official website hasn't changed in a long time. What a terrible slashvertisement by man-in-the-middle proxy (go to my website to go to the real one).
Sorry, URL got munged: imdb.com
Thug: I got a guy, he knows all the angles!
Crow: Name's Euclid.
Some weird wicker coffin used by paramedics to move a body
Crow: Oh, look, it's a picnic casket!
From Clash of the Moons
Winky: [after leave is cancelled for a mission] So much for that gay nightlife. Looks like I'm going to have to go ride the rocket!
Joel and the Bots: [audible gaping, no response]
Pod People
Joel: Pod People got no reason to live!
Joel: Trumpy! You do stupid things!
Tom Servo mimicking Trumpy: Mmm, yes, everything looks good. You look like a potato. Mmm, little winged potatoes.
Manos: Hands of Fate
Frank and Dr. Forrester repeatedly apologizing for an experiment that was cruel and inhumane, even by their standards
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
The whole fucking movie. This is one of the first ones I play on Turkey Day. Been doing my own Turkey Day marathons ever since Comedy Central stopped.
Warrior of the Lost World
[hero sets motorcycle cops on fire]
Crow: Oh, look, Buddhist bikers protesting the no-helmet law.
Mega-weapon! Mega-weapon!
Attack of the the Eye Creatures
Pointing out just how little care went into the creation of this movie, including a typo in the title, along with all the other great stuff. "They just didn't care."
Running gags:
Watch out for snakes!
[a-ok sign] It stinks!
Any of the Torgo stuff
Droppo, you're the laziest man on Mars!
Gamera is really neat! Gamera is turtle meat! We love Gamera!
Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne