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NZ MPs Outlaw Satire of Parliament

mernil writes "New Zealand's Parliament has voted itself far-reaching powers to control satire and ridicule of MPs in Parliament, attracting a storm of media and academic criticism. The new standing orders, voted in last month, concern the use of images of Parliamentary debates, and make it a contempt of Parliament for broadcasters or anyone else to use footage of the chamber for 'satire, ridicule or denigration.' The new rules are actually more liberal than the previous ones, but the threat of felony contempt is new."

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  1. Re:not really surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Um.. New Zealand is not apart of Australia....

  2. Re:not really surprising by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Australian government takes itself far too serious

    I won't disagree with you on that, but what does this have to do with Australia?

  3. Huh? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ``make it a contempt of Parliament for broadcasters or anyone else to use footage of the chamber for 'satire, ridicule or denigration.''

    Huh? I thought the whole point of Parliament was to be ridiculed and denigrated?

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    1. Re:Huh? by don.g · · Score: 4, Funny

      You are suggesting that Parliament may not in fact always be a place of balanced, courteous discussion and a decision-making process that involves all stakeholders in an attempt to achieve an equitable solution agreeable to all?

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  4. Old News by Snad · · Score: 5, Informative

    Good lord, this is very old news.

    The local TV stations have already said they'll ignore it and certain politicians have already been backing down from their high horse.

    It is unlikely this "law" will have any actual effect on the satirisation, ridicule, or other general highlighting of how usless our MPs actually are.

    1. Re:Old News by mobby_6kl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Satirisation and ridicule are useless and unconstructive. Valid criticism in any democratic state should not be done with insult to the human dignity.

      Hey, napkin-arse, guess what? You're so wrong with your statement, it almost overflows into the "Correct statements" category! Were you by chance on a re-education trip to Russia, China, or North Korea recently? That would certainly explain you idiotic attitude to the whole "freedom of expression" thingie, the whole concept of which has apparently has been erased from your memory in the Paycheck/Spotless Mind style.

      Even if satire is useless, which it is not, people in a free society are expected to be free to satirize as much as they want, even if some dumbasses in the parliament (or on /.) think it's mean to them.

      > Insulting people is not equal to criticism.

      No, but a lot fun can be had when both are done at the same time, and there ain't a goddamn thing you can do about it!

    2. Re:Old News by TechnicolourSquirrel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To agree with parent, but with a bit more politesse, insulting people and organisations is not only criticism, but it's one of the most effective forms of public criticism known to man -- which is, of course, why the NZ gov't seeks to control it. Think about why they want image satire not to happen, and you will have your answer as to why the critics love to use it: IT WORKS! The government has all the tools at its disposal to influence the public. Satire is one of the few tools the public has that is actually strong enough to fight back. Start to place controls on it, and indeed what you have is censorship that is against the public good.

  5. Re:not really surprising by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

    New Zealand is not apart of Australia

    With the addition of a 0x20 character you could have been exactly right.

  6. Re:not really surprising by SQL+Error · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Australian government takes itself far too serious. Australia has some of the most draconian privacy / internet laws on the book and the populace does not doe much about it because it doesn't involve them directly (yet). Little by little freedoms are eroded.
    Uh, dude, couple of points.

    First, despite what the evidence found around Bondi Beach might suggest, New Zealand is not officially part of Australia.

    Second, draconian privacy laws are a good thing. That would mean harsh penalties for companies breaching individuals' right to privacy. I don't think this is what you meant... But it's actually pretty accurate.

    Third, on the internet laws... If you host a porn site in Australia, and someone complains, and the complaint is upheld, your site can be taken down. You are completely free to host the same content outside Australia. Australians are free to view the content wherever it's hosted. That, really, is about it.

    (Until last November I was head of tech support at a small Aussie ISP, so I have some familiarity with the laws involved.)
  7. Re:not really surprising by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not surprising that he doesn't know the difference between NZ and AUS, considering that he's Norwegian. Or Belgian. Same diff. (I did a whois on zakata.com.)

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  8. MOD Parent DOWN by Don_dumb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its NEW ZEALAND not Australia you moron. Look at a fucking map.

    Sorry, I have a headache.

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    1. Re:MOD Parent DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Its NEW ZEALAND not Australia you moron. Look at a fucking map.


      Ok smartass. I've looked at the map, where is this "New Zealand" you're talking about?
      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thum b/a/a5/Map_of_USA_with_state_names.svg/959px-Map_o f_USA_with_state_names.svg.png

  9. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by dufus4 · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's not even the courts - it's treated as a contempt of Parliament, so it goes before the Privileges Committee (i.e. a select committee of MPs).

    That said, it's very unlikely that anything of the sort will come of it. It's just not worth the trouble for them, especially since the media are so pissed about it now.

  10. a sign of weakening democracy by petes_PoV · · Score: 5, Insightful
    By coincidence, there was a programme on TV yesterday about the origins of democracy (in Athens, 400BC). One point that came across strongly was that when democracy is strong, states are willing to put up with more criticism.

    As democracy weakens, states clamp down on their critics and introduce more extreme punishments for transgressors.

    This sounds like a good example of this kind of action - sadly it seems to be getting more common across the world, not just in NZ.

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  11. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by delt0r · · Score: 4, Informative

    As a NZ'er I can assure you that the media at large will completely ignore this rule. Most of the papers have a regular comic making fun of the parliament (Its easy to do, since they are all twits), they won't drop that. Police and Judges will not want to waste there time with it either. It will be unenforceable because everyone who does the enforcing enjoys a good laugh too. Especially at the current government.

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  12. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    laws are never made to be ignored nor unenforcable. they will pull this one out when it suits them mark my words.

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  13. Most local New Zealand media sickens me by jesterzog · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a New Zealander I've found this very disappointing. Normally I associate New Zealand as having a very open and non-corrupt national government with an open information policy (written into law through New Zealand's Official Information Act), and without too many layers of bureaucracy. I'd much rather have an environment where the media is free to take what pictures they like. To put it in context though, the main section of New Zealand's television media, which is most directly affected by this, really is hopeless. Personally I think the un-professionalism of many of the journalists has really encouraged parliament to add some limitations, appropriate or not.

    There are only two major providers of television news in New Zealand -- one state-owned (TV1) and another private (TV3, owned by CanWest). Neither actually invests in quality journalism any more. They invest in news that can double as entertainment to sell commercials in a prime-time entertainment slot. The way they advertise their own news programmes makes this obvious, and on television there's no alternative. TV3, in particular, spends a lot of time trying to stress how much better it is than TV1. Any story that has anything to do with that is promoted to the front of its bulletin.

    Most reporters are young and inexperienced, with the experienced journalists having either lost their jobs, retired or moved overseas for better opportunities. A lot of reports seem to be more about making sure people know who the reporter is and adding superlatives, annoying clichés, metaphors, and background music that just distract from the actual information. The only reason I bother to watch locally produced television news programmes in New Zealand these days (with a few exceptions) is to get some pictures, but I cringe at the commentary that comes with them. Many of those who are left have an attitude where they like to claim they're hugely important, but in general they're not actually providing quality journalism to back it up. I've found it quite sickening watching this whole thing play out, because the media that's kicking up such a storm isn't actually demonstrating that it's worthy of the right it's wanting.

    I'm quite amazed when I flick over to BBC and see something like Hard Talk, which is just amazing in comparison to what we have locally produced. I really wish we could have that kind of quality in a local production, but I suspect the country just isn't large enough to have the resources for a reliable media.

    If you are in New Zealand, try listening to MediaWatch on National Radio (or stream it if you prefer). Personally I think it's one of the most insightful commentaries on the New Zealand media available. (The show on 1st July actually covered this issue.)

    1. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by nickgrieve · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hear hear!

      I have had to stop watching the 6pm news. All it does is make me angry, I end up exasperated near yelling at the screen "This is not news!!, of all thats going on in the world today,.. you give us fluff!"

    2. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by michaelnz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm an American who has been living in New Zealand nearly 4 years now. I watch a fair bit of television here and I can say have lived in both the states and here that New Zealand television news is many times better than American TV. There's a bit of fluff and the a few annoying personality driven pieces but compared to American local and national news it's amazingly well done. Both TVNZ and TV3 compete to have news that's informative and entertaining and generally they do well. Stories aren't limited to national concerns and international news is featured prominently, something that never happens in the states.

      Things aren't as bad as they could be, trust me, we've got it good here compared to the states.

  14. In this case, perspective is useful. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What New Zealanders say about themselves is often much stronger than anything Jon Stewart says. Stories about New Zealand on Slashdot all seem to give the impression that N.Z. is a country like the United States. Actually, only 4 million people live there, so it is more like a city in the U.S. than the U.S. itself.

    Anyhow, apparently some New Zealanders think that N.Z. has an exaggerated self-importance. So they joke about their country. For example: Adult Sheep Finder "New Zealand's #1 Internet Dating Site". (The site is partly a reference to the fact that raising sheep is the main agricultural activity in New Zealand; although there are only 4 million people, there are 60 million sheep.)

    I doubt the N.Z. parliament will stop "satire, ridicule or denigration". In fact, the idea is absurd. Remember, the story Alice in wonderland was partly a parody of the English king and queen, when saying negative things about the monarchy was illegal. That was in England, and it is sometimes said that New Zealanders are "more English than the English".

  15. From the Horses Mouth... by dickko · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's the actual link to the order in question:
    http://www.parliament.nz/en-NZ/PB/Debates/Debates/ b/2/0/48HansD_20070628_00000893-Standing-Orders-Se ssional.htm

    Basically, this is a sessional order, and will be reviewed after the next election, if not sooner. Based on current popular opinion, it won't last...

    Methinks this was introduced because, as others have pointed out, it's much easier for New Zealand's TV stations to fill the 10 minutes between ad breaks with name-calling and napping politicians than it is to actually do some proper journalism. Seriously, the journalism here is so pathetic; with this order in place, TV3's "political editor", Duncan Garner, is screwed.

    Also, what Jon Stewart did on the Daily show, as far as I can tell, isn't in breach of the order. Satire of the politician is fine, however showing images of them picking their nose isn't...

  16. The site linked is NSFW if your co-workers are ... by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I forgot to say that the linked web site is NSFW -- if your co-workers are sheep.

    Also, the result of the N.Z. parliament making criticism illegal will be that the criticism becomes much, much worse. Tthe old rules were not followed, either. Quote from the article: "However, the old rules were frequently breached, as the media often used wider-angled shots or published photographs of MPs napping, reading comics, eating lollies, and in one notable case, giving another MP the finger."

  17. He's actually right... sort of. by jonadab · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's true that a free press _is_ dangerous. He was right about that much. It causes all kinds of trouble.

    However, a free press is nonetheless less dangerous than a government that controls the press -- as he himself proved to anyone who was paying any attention whatever.

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  18. Pretty big difference, actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Helen Clark has balls; John Howard doesn't.

  19. Hmmmm. by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if USA would allow a reporter or somebody to be extradited from here to NZ over this? It goes against the very grain that we use to stand for. But with us asking for other countries to send us those who have committed IP issues, would we hand stewart over if he continues to lampoon NZ?

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    1. Re:Hmmmm. by UncleTogie · · Score: 5, Informative
      Here, from the US-NZ extradition treaty:

      Extradition shall be granted, in accordance with the provisions of this Agreement, in respect of the following offenses:
      1. Murder; attempted murder, comprehending the crime designated under law in the United States as assault with intent to commit murder.
      2. Manslaughter.
      3. Aggravated wounding, injuring or assault; wounding or injuring with intent to cause grievous bodily harm.
      4. Unlawful throwing or application of any corrosive or injurious substances.
      5. Rape; indecent assault; sodomy.
      6. Abortion.
      7. Unlawful sexual acts with or upon children under the age specified by the laws of both the requesting
      and requested parties.
      8. Procuring sexual intercourse.
      9. Willful abandonment of a minor under the age of six years when the life of that minor is or is likely to be injured or endangered.
      10. Bigamy.
      11. Kidnapping; child stealing; abduction.
      12. Robbery; assault with intent to rob.
      13. Burglary; housebreaking or shopbreaking.
      14. Larceny.
      15. Embezzlement.
      16. Obtaining property, money or valuable securities by false pretenses or by conspiracy to defraud the
      public or any person by deceit or falsehood or other fraudulent [*3] means, whether such deceit or false-
      hood or any fraudulent means would or would not amount to a false pretense.
      17. Bribery, including soliciting, offering and accepting.
      18. Extortion.
      19. Receiving and transporting any money, valuable securities or other property knowing the same to
      have been unlawfully obtained.
      20. Fraud by promoter, director, manager or officer of any company, existing or not.
      21. Forgery, comprehending the crimes designated under law in the United States as the forgery or false
      making of private or public obligations and official documents or public records of the government or
      public authority or the uttering or fraudulent use of the same; uttering what is forged.
      22. The making or the utterance, circulation or fraudulent use of of counterfeit money or counterfeit seals
      and stamps of the government or public authority.
      23. Knowingly and without lawful authority, making or having in possession any instrument, tool, or
      machine adopted and intended for the counterfeiting of money, whether coin or paper.
      24. Perjury; subornation of perjury.
      25. False swearing.
      26. Arson and damage to property, utilities, or means of transportation or communication by fire or ex-
      plosive.
      27. Any malicious act done with intent to cause danger to property or endanger the safety of any
      person in connection with any means of transportation.
      28. Piracy, by statute or by law of nations; mutiny or revolt on board an aircraft or vessel against the au-
      thority of the captain or commander of such aircraft or vessel; any seizure or exercise of control, by force
      or violence or threat of force or violence, of an aircraft or vessel.
      29. Malicious injury to property, comprehending willful damage to property under New Zealand law.
      30. Offenses against the bankruptcy laws which are punishable by more than three months' imprisonment.
      31. Offenses against the laws relating to the importation, exportation, supply, or possession of narcotics
      including dangerous drugs; abetting offense against corresponding law in another country.
      32. Unlawful obstruction of justice through bribery of judicial officers; corruption and bribery of heads
      of government departments or members of the Congress in the United States, or Ministers of the Crown
      or members of Parliament in New Zealand; corruption and bribery of law enforcement officers or government
      officials; fabrication of evidence; conspiracy to bring false accusation; corrupting juries
      and witnesses by threats, bribes, or other corrupt means.
      Unless they REALLY try to stretch number 32 here, my guess would be "no", although IANAL.
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  20. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not sure about that . . . it sure looks like the US' current immigration laws are indeed ignored and unenforceable. Any serious attempt at enforcement nowadays results in screams of racism. Obviously you have never tried to immigrate to the USA. I am in the process of doing just that, and it is not easy. I certainly don't think that the laws are "ignored and unenforceable" in my case. And I'm not screaming "racism" because of it, nor have I heard anyone else do so. But enough about my single data-point.

    I think it's way too simplistic a gambit for you to play the "race" card in this discussion in order to imply the other side does. Certainly in some contexts, one might say that US immigration laws are: "ignored" by unscrupulous sweatshop companies; and "unenforceable" when poor immigrant workers sneak in and are hired by these companies, and the sheer number of these workers makes it impossible to deport them. Failing to enforce the law is not a retreat from cries of racism, it's laissez-faire economics combined with a surrender to the magnitude of the problem. And it's convenient for the governments of the day to look the other way and let the companies (and consumers) benefit from the situation, instead of providing legal status to these workers.

    I would argue that the real racism here is the exploitation of undocumented immigrant workers, not any attempts to enforce the laws and deport them.