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Bill Would Criminalize Attempted IP Infringement

ianare writes "H.R. 3155, the Intellectual Property Enhanced Criminal Enforcement Act of 2007, has been introduced in Congress by Rep. Steve Chabot (R-OH). In most cases, the bill appears to simply double existing penalties. One big change however, is that people could now be charged with criminal copyright infringement even if such infringement has not actually taken place. Not surprisingly, the EFF has condemned the legislation."

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  1. Really now... by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do they give the Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

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    1. Re:Really now... by Remusti · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, but they'll lock you up for attempted suicide.

    2. Re:Really now... by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 4, Funny

      damned liberals - they should have maintained execution for attempted suicide - serious crimes like that need a proper deterrent!

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    3. Re:Really now... by false_cause · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope so. I attempted chemistry twice in college.

    4. Re:Really now... by DeVilla · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do they give the Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

      I could have sworn people have been award prizes for attempted peace in the middle east or attempted peace with the IRA.

  2. Freudian slip? by Vexler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Read the title again: "Bill Would Criminalize Attempted IP Infringement".

    That wouldn't be "Gates", would it?

  3. My IP is 127.0.0.1 so don't infringe on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I call "dibs" on IP 127.0.0.1
    Any IP infringers out there...be warned...that's MY IP you're infringing upon

    1. Re:My IP is 127.0.0.1 so don't infringe on it by corsec67 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sweet, then I can have 192.168.0.1.

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    2. Re:My IP is 127.0.0.1 so don't infringe on it by Gazzonyx · · Score: 2, Funny

      I call "dibs" on IP 127.0.0.1
      Any IP infringers out there...be warned...that's MY IP you're infringing upon
      Fine... if that's how you want to play; I get ::1! We'll see who's laughing in 10 years!
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    3. Re:My IP is 127.0.0.1 so don't infringe on it by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Funny

      I call "dibs" on IP 127.0.0.1 Any IP infringers out there...be warned...that's MY IP you're infringing upon

      I just hacked into your box! Now I'm deleting your root disk! You are so f^^#

      %(^%#**(((


      NO CARRIER

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  4. God damn lawyers! by Linkiroth · · Score: 2, Funny

    IP was ours first! INTERNET PROTOCOL. Get your own! Intellectual Property my ass.

  5. Make those college students pay! by quizzicus · · Score: 2, Funny

    In most cases, the bill appears to simply double existing penalties. Good. Because $750 per song was just a slap on the wrist.
  6. Re:"Attempted" Infringement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what evidence do you need of "attempted" infringement? Will having a BitTorrent client on your system be enough? I can easily see a RIAA lawyer taking that stance in court.
    "Copyright Infringement Paraphernalia"
  7. Corrected link... by martyb · · Score: 2, Funny
    FTFS:

    ...people could now be charged with criminal copyright infringement even if such infringement has not actually taken place.

    Reading that made me want to vomit. That's how I learned the link needed to be corrected: "Intellectual Property Enhanced Criminal enforcement ACt". Somehow, it just seems fitting to call it the IPECAC bill. Besides, what did you expectorant?

    <groan>

  8. Re:FP? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 5, Funny

    you're charged with a different crime - "attempted burglary, not borglary

    Borglary - the act of assimilating all of someone's stuff into your own collective.

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  9. Re:Fear by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't worry. This doesn't have a catchy acronym; it won't get voted in.

    Does nobody read TFA anymore? It's the Intellectual Property Enhanced Criminal enforcement Act of Congress ... IPECAC for short.

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  10. Re:FP? by DJCacophony · · Score: 4, Funny

    Another week or two later:

    "Asshole ruins joke, completely missing the point"

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  11. Re:FP? by Evilest+Doer · · Score: 5, Funny

    But after all, isn't stopping file sharing an integral part of the War On Terror?
    No, it's more of a derivative of the War on Terror.
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  12. amatuers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pah -- Yank amateurs. The UK courts last week imprisoned 3 Muslim kids
    for possession of material deemed to promote terrorism!

    You have a long way to go to catch up with our pervasive authoritarianism