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House Approves Warrantless Wiretapping Extension

An anonymous reader writes "The House of Representatives voted 227-183 to update the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) to allow warrantless wiretapping of telephone and electronic communications. The vote extends the FISA amendment for six months. 'The administration said the measure is needed to speed the National Security Agency's ability to intercept phone calls, e-mails and other communications involving foreign nationals "reasonably believed to be outside the United States." Civil liberties groups and many Democrats said it goes too far, possibly enabling the government to wiretap U.S. residents communicating with overseas parties without adequate oversight from courts or Congres.'"

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  1. poster...post right by Danathar · · Score: 2, Informative

    You put in your story

    "The House of Representatives voted 227-183 to update the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) to allow warrantless wiretapping of telephone and electronic communications."

    But the first Sentence of the story you linked to reads

    "The House handed President Bush a victory Saturday, voting to expand the government's abilities to eavesdrop without warrants on foreign suspects whose communications pass through the United States."

    That last part about "warrants on foreign suspects whose communications pass through the United States" is SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT!!!

    You made it read as if the pres got full permission to wiretap anybody without a warrant which is completely wrong. Instead of omitting the parts that you don't like, be honest and include them.

    1. Re:poster...post right by Karl0Erik · · Score: 2, Insightful
      From TFA:

      "This bill would grant the attorney general the ability to wiretap anybody, any place, any time without court review, without any checks and balances," said Rep. Zoe Lofgren, D-Calif., during the debate preceding the vote. From your post:

      Instead of omitting the parts that you don't like, be honest and include them.
    2. Re:poster...post right by TheGavster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If warrants are no longer necessary to wiretap, where exactly is the check to see if the people being wiretapped are foreign nationals? The whole point of a warrant is to make sure that a requested invasive measure is being applied properly.

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    3. Re:poster...post right by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's not *entirely* true, though. The bill requires that the AG submit to the FISA court a set of procedures for determining whether a wiretap concerns people located outside the US, and those procedures have to be "in place" when the AG orders surveillance. In addition, if you happen to receive a directive from the AG ordering you to perform some action that fulfills such a surveillance order, you can file a petition with the FISA court to challenge the legality of the directive.

      The opportunity for judicial review is minimal, but Lofgren overstates the matter by saying that there are no checks and balances at all.

    4. Re:poster...post right by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're so naive.

      I don't know how many times I've said this, and people still don't get it. When deciding whether a law is good or bad, you should always assume that the worst scum of the earth are going to be exploiting it for their own evil agendas, and then decide if you can live with its consequences.

      Let's see what the Republican who defended the law says about it:

      Republicans disputed [Democrat Zoe Lofgren's] description. "It does nothing to tear up the Constitution," said Rep. Dan Lungren, R-Calif. If an American's communications are swept up in surveillance of a foreigner, he said, "we go through a process called minimization" and get rid of the records unless there is reason to suspect the American is a threat.

      So everything--including eavesdropping on domestic calls--is fair game if there is a reason to suspect that the American is a threat. Who gets to decide if the American is a threat? Why, the President and Attorney General, of course! And who do they have to tell? No one! And they have to be a threat of committing some sort of terrorist act, right? Of course not, they can be deemed a threat for any ol' reason they damned well please! "Wow, that person may get me voted out of office. I deem them a threat to national security." Don't think it could happen? You're not thinking hard enough, and you're still not assuming that the worst scum of the earth are in charge.

      If you can't see the potential for abuse of this law, then you're beyond naive, you're an idiot. And if you think that George Bush would never abuse it in this way because he's such a nice man who is looking out for our safety, then imagine it in the hands of Hillary Clinton, because you're also giving it to whoever takes office after Bush, and whoever takes office after that, and whoever takes office after that. Do you trust whoever will be president in 20 years, even though you have no freakin' clue who that will be?

      At the risk of going all Godwin in this thread, imagine that 20 years from now, a new Adolph Hitler manages to win the election. Do you trust him not to abuse the law too? Don't ever ask if you think the people in charge now will abuse the law, ask if Adolph Hitler would. Government is supposed to be designed in such a way that if a branch of government does become corrupted by a Hitler-like person, we'd be okay in the end because the other two branches would compensate for it with their checks and balances. Laws like this are specifically designed, though, to take those checks and balances away from other branches and concentrate the power in one branch (in this case, the executive branch). No matter how much you think it will only be used with good intentions, it will be abused at some point.

      By passing this bill, Congress has failed us miserably yet again, and the biggest reason why is because of naive little Bush cheerleaders who are too stupid to know how government works.

    5. Re:poster...post right by SnapShot · · Score: 2, Informative
      My sources inside the Department of Justice have revealed a rough draft of these procedures written by Al Gonzonles:

      FISA court proceedures, draft 1
      1. If, the suspect ever said anything bad about me, President Bush or "tricky" Dick Cheney,
      2. Or, the suspect has ever filed a petition to challenge the legality of the warrentless surveillance,
      3. Or, I, President Bush, "tricky" Dick Cheney, or the editorial board at Fox News really want the warrentless serveillance to be approved,
      4. Then, approval for warrentless surveillance on the suspect is to be approved. It's a surprisingly low bar.
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    6. Re:poster...post right by faloi · · Score: 2, Informative

      By passing this bill, Congress has failed us miserably yet again, and the biggest reason why is because of naive little Bush cheerleaders who are too stupid to know how government works.

      You mean like the naive Bush cheerleaders in the Democrat controlled house? I don't disagree with anything you're saying, but I think ignoring the fact that both parties are at least ok enough with it to get it passed worries me somewhat. The Democrats, if they had a backbone, could've stopped it.

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    7. Re:poster...post right by daveschroeder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Monitoring of foreign communications has never required a warrant, nor should it. This simply reflects the current technological state of affairs with respect to foreign signals intelligence.

      If you believe that foreign signals intelligence should be burdened with warrant requirements because it incidentally travels through the United States, then we're in disagreement.

      This is an update to a law so that intelligence agencies can reasonably execute their longstanding foreign intelligence roles within the law. If you believe that someone is secretly going to be arbitrarily declaring everyone "foreigners outside of the United States" even when they're not - in other words, completely ignoring and running afoul of the wording or spirit of any law - then they could be doing that anyway, regardless of what any law says.

      There is absolutely nothing wrong with intelligence monitoring of foreign communications. Because modern technology means that some of these communications may travel through US communications equipment does not suddenly mean that they should be saddled with warrant process requirements and everything else that implies. It is simply not practical, and it flies in the face of the very purpose and methods of foreign intelligence collection.

      The naïveté here is yours.

  2. Re:And The Reason Is by vidarh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The entire point of FISA is to provide oversight of surveillance involving foreign parties. Internal US wired calls is entirely outside the scope of FISA, for a very good reason: They are already covered elsewhere.

  3. mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This -does- give full permission to wiretap anybody without a warrent. Anyone can be wiretapped without oversight as long as the claim is made that they are suspected of communicating with said foreign suspects.

    1. Re:mod parent down by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uhm... many people contend that he wasn't elected at all. There were so many questionable aspects in the election itself and the final decision made in federal court is also very questionable. Gore should have won.

    2. Re:mod parent down by br14n420 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I believe the issue in the 2004 elections was just a media-blast with little basis in reality. Well, unless you just wanted to see a mark in history changed on who got the popular vote. Gore still would not have won the presidency regardless of what the popular vote count was. The folks you guys chose to vote for you made the ultimate decision. Fact is, the US has plenty of opportunity to change-up the electorals, but since people appear to be generally ignorant of how the system works, they clung to what CNN/Fox/WSB had to say and didn't take any action what-so-ever.

      The election of the President of the United States and the Vice President of the United States is indirect. Presidential electors are selected on a state by state basis as determined by the laws of each state. Currently each state uses the popular vote on Election Day to elect electors. Although ballots list the names of the presidential candidates, voters within the 50 states and the District of Columbia are actually choosing Electors from their state when they vote for President and Vice President. These Presidential Electors in turn cast the official (electoral) votes for those two offices. Although the nationwide popular vote is calculated by official and media organizations, it does not determine the winner of the election. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Elector al_College
    3. Re:mod parent down by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      52% of you americans voted this baboon into office again.
      So they say. And that's "President" Baboon to you, frenchie.

      Actually, it was 52% of the people who voted, which came to about 20-something percent of the population. Factor in the religious looneys who thought Bush was gonna outlaw abortion and you're left with about 16% of the population over 18. Remember all those long lines for polling places in Black neighborhoods? Now we're down to about 12%.

      Given that in 2004 the Attorney General was pushing the US Attorneys (and just about every other employee of the executive branch) to "deliver" the election to the GOP, I'm comfortable saying that this President is illegitimate.

      But, to be fair, the Dems did much the same thing back in the 60s, so it could be seen as turnabout between two corrupt organizations.

      About 1/4 of Americans have any faith at all in the current government. If I was Bush, I'd be thinking about bringing some of those National Guardsmen home. Just in case.
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    4. Re:mod parent down by Arainach · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, although the media didn't report on it much, there were many suspicious things going on in the Ohio counting and voting in the 2004 election - a state that would have given Kerry the victory. This is made all the more unusual by the fact that in violation of federal law almost 2/3 of Ohio's counties have destroyed records from that election. http://www.alternet.org/story/58328/

    5. Re:mod parent down by DavidTC · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least when the Dems cheated, the country got JFK.

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  4. Sheepocrats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Democrats are totally useless. They get control of both Houses of Congress in part because the American public is tired of Bush and his blatant power grabs. Then they go and authorize the very programs that have been found illegal. They are gutless chicken shits and I am ashamed to have voted for them.

    1. Re:Sheepocrats by stinerman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well you better throw them out next election by voting for the Republicans (and then Democrats the next election, etc.). You wouldn't be dumb enough to vote for a minor party or independent candidate who can't win, would you? You'll vote for the Democrats and you'll like it. If they don't do your bidding you'll vote Republican and like it. Anything else is treason.

      Voting for a minor party means that you've siphoned votes from one of the major party candidates. How dare you steal their votes by voting for a different candidate! If you're liberal, the Democrats have already bought and paid for your vote. If you're conservative, the Republicans have done the same.

      For the love of God, vote for someone who is going to make a difference. They can't win unless you vote for them! And even when they don't win, at least you won't have the taste of bile in your throat when your party does something like this.

    2. Re:Sheepocrats by unamiccia · · Score: 5, Informative

      Chances are your congressional Democrats voted against the measure, unlike a single Republican senator and only two Republican representatives.

      Democrats currently have 49 votes in the Senate (Senator Johnson from South Dakota is still out sick). That's 11 votes shy of passing legislation -- you need 60 votes to defeat Republican filibusters -- and 18 votes shy of overcoming a Bush veto of any nonevil legislation.

      The 41 House Democrats who voted for this measure disgust me -- but 181 Democrats voted no. (Republicans? They rushed to destroy the Fourth Amendment by a vote of 186 to 2.)

      In the Senate, the goddamned Republicans were unanimously in favor of this bill. Sixteen goddamned Democrats joined them, and if any one of them represents you I hope you consider it your duty to let them know early, often, and loudly how ashamed you are of them.

      But the other 27 Democrats, joined by all zero of their nonevil Republican colleagues, voted against this horrible law.

      Am I sick with anger about this? Sicker than you -- but I'm also angry about this "Democrats are totally useless" crap. Don't like how thin and impotent the congressional Democrats are? Don't like how imperfect their leadership is in the face of nearly total Republican evil? Fine, neither do I -- but I think it's a bit less counterproductive to dwell on monolithic Republican evil than the Democrats' failure to achieve omnipotence in the last election, won't you?

      I posted five angry letters to congresspeople (and two big thank yous to my good Democratic senator and my good Democratic congressperson) before I came posting to Slashdot. What did you do?

  5. FISA allows permission three days later already by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    FISA allows them to do the wiretapping, and then get permission up to 72 hours later. How frivolous are their reasons that they can't even be arsed to get a retroactive warrant?

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    1. Re:FISA allows permission three days later already by NessunoImp · · Score: 5, Informative

      There seems to be a lot of ignorance and hyperbole on slashdot regarding FISA.

      First, the basics of "FISA". FISA is a statue meant to govern how and when government agencies may gather FOREIGN intelligence. FISA warrants are warrants issued by FISA-established courts authorizing the government to wiretap or survey individuals or phone numbers. A FISA warrant cannot be issued on domestic communications, since American residents and citizens are (yes, still) covered by the United States Constitution's protection against unreasonable search and seizure. So, to boil it down,

      Second, warrantless wiretaps are and will always be legal (and constitutional) when both ends of the communication are outside the United States, not American citizens, and no part of the communication is routed electronically through the territorial US. Why? Because such people and communications are utterly outside the jurisdiction of the US Constitution. Think of it this way, should the US have to get a warrant (FISA or otherwise) to intercept a satellite phone conversation between Bin Laden and al-Zawahiri in Pakistan? What jurisdiction does a US court have to rule on that matter? Answer: None.

      Third, the legislation in question was needed and rushed in before Congress goes on vacation because of a new ruling by a FISA judge, which had the effect of overruling the NSA's previously established powers under FISA. In other words, a judge decided in a new ruling to overturn the way things had been previously been done. This had the effect of placing our intelligence community in <a panic because it effectively crippled our ability to intercept foreign communications. See this Newsweek article for more info. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20075751/site/newsweek /

      Fourth, the legal issue at hand. The brand new FISA judge ruling concerned the issue of when you know one end of the conversation is foreign, but you don't know where the other one is. In other words, should an unknown second party be assumed to be American or in the US for purposes of foreign intelligence? The new ruling said yes, but previous rulings had said no. For more info on this, see the LA Times. http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la- na-spying2aug02,0,5813563.story?coll=la-home-cente r

      The concern of the intelligence community was that given the current advanced state of technology and the ability to mask identities, the ruling effectively destroyed the ability of the US to wiretap ANY communication where one side was anonymous.

      Maybe that's what some people here on Slashdot want, which is fine to argue. But I hope the discussion is at least conducted soberly and with some attachment to the actual difficult legal and national defense questions at hand.

  6. Imagined responses to this by Dasher42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can hear the Al Quaeda operatives now: "Oh shit, habibi! Talk quieter!"

    Yeah, right. We had their communications shut down. Whenever a legislative lemming wants to pass more laws, you should ask whether the existing laws were inadequate, or the people that were supposed to be enforcing them. We had FBI alerts on the 9/11 hijackers and a briefing on President Bush's desk. We've had FISA for years and its restrictions are so lax - allowing even for warrants after the fact - that any protest of it can't be for good reason. Instead the incompetent and corrupt are getting more power to abuse, while making sure their buddies make money off the taxpayer.

    I don't want to hear "Proud to be an American" from one more person who buys into this. Sit down and shut it up. I'm fed up with people who think it's patriotic to abandon the most basic, essential reasons this country exists. Not only should we listen to old Ben Franklin about giving up freedom for security, we should realize that freedom *is* our security. Bush and his crew have killed the last of our existing safeguards. They have paved the way for full-on oligarchic tyrrany here. We not only need to stop voting in people who do this, or supposed opposition parties that enable it, we need to re-establish the law of this land.

    I was excited at last November's election, but I've repented of it now. I'm neither Libertarian nor Constitutionalist, but I wouldn't hesitate to work with them to fix this. We need Greens in on this because nothing's safe when the whims of the rich trump the law. Most Americans are convinced that something's really wrong with this country, we're just not agreed on what exactly, but this is should be clear to everyone - we need the rule of law back.

    Bin Laden was never a good excuse for destroying our country from within in the first place!

    1. Re:Imagined responses to this by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For once, this isn't actually throwing your vote away, either.

      Ron Paul is the only Republican who actually would have a chance of winning the general election. Anyone who thinks Giuliani or Romney can win the general election are entirely delusional, as both those are positioning themselves as Bush 2.0 to win the primary. You can't 'move outside for the primary, move to the center for the election' when moving back to the center in that time would require FTL travel.

      In other words, thanks to the large disconnect between the 23% that still support Bush, and vote in the Republican primary, and the actual sane people who vote in the general election, a vote for Ron Paul is basically the only way to not throw your vote away in the Republican primary, as he's the only Republican that could possibly win.

      However, thanks to the stupidity of people currently voting in the Republican primary, Ron Paul has almost no chance of winning it, and hence the Republicans will lose in 2008. A concentrated effort to stir up support among disgruntled Republicans might let him win, but most people stopped being Republicans when they lost their minds, and really have no interest in going back and trying to fix the problems.

      Me? I'd like Ron Paul as president and a powerful Democratic Senate and House with enough people for a veto-override. But more in 2012 than in 2008, because there's some stuff that needs to be be done before then. I'd like Edwards in 2008, but odds are I will not have to pick between Ron Paul and a Democrat in the first place.

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    2. Re:Imagined responses to this by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't trust Hillary, she's too close to the DLC, although she wisely stayed out of their debate and now is moving away from them.

      The Republicans managed to build up a lot of irrational dislike of her at the start of Bill's presidency, but that was back when just saying the word 'liberal' worked to trash someone. There are people who'd never vote for her, but that category is fairly close to the people who'd never vote for a Democrat at all. (This has always been the fatal Democratic flaw: They try to avoid the irrational dislike of hardcode GOPers. Luckily, they've apparently figured out those people don't vote for them anyway, so they can just ignore them.)

      Bill was the most popular president of recent times, and health care, which is big this time around, is something she actually tried to address once, so she's got cred there if she'd just admit what happened last time: She and the Democrats in Congress got tricked into repeatedly weakening the system to include existing insurance companies, and then got stabbed in the back when the Republicans didn't support it anyway. If she'd just come out and say that, I might be willing to vote for her in the primary if it looks like Edwards isn't going to win. (Or Richardson, but it already somewhat looks like he isn't going to win.)

      But you're crazy if you think Giuliani or Romney could beat her in the general election. They are walking an incredibly fine line because Bush has managed to divide the country almost perfectly, 1/4th on one side and 3/4th on the other, into wanting diametrically opposed things. For example, one side wants people tortured, the other side does not. One side thinks the war in Iraq was a good idea and going well, the other believes the sky is blue. Etc.

      Before this election, there were vague statements that candidates could make that would work in the primary, and then be 'clarified' for the general election. But the Republican candidates are being asked very explicit questions like 'How many people do you think we should be torturing' that are rather hard to back away from, and, right now, they have to answer to win the primary.

      So those two have to continue to appeal to the 1/4th to win the primary without doing something that will piss off the other 3/4th, or vis versa...and the joke is that, at some point before the primary, one of them will slip off the edge to one side or another.

      The only Republican hope for the general election is that one of them slips to the left, thus the other one can simply not talk at all until after the primary, and win it and can move safely to the left then. If one of them slips to the right, they will win the primary and lose the election. (Or the other, seeing them go off to the right, will leap after them, and win the primary instead and still lose the election.)

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  7. Repeat afer me: by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "I will encrypt all my communications"

    Email is easy, but are there any of the current crop of 'giveaway' cell phones that support it?

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  8. Apparently not enough Democrats by goldspider · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Civil liberties groups and many Democrats said it goes too far"

    Isn't this one of those things that a lot of people here thought the Democrats would fix once they took congress? Or is it simply OK now that the Democrats support warrant-less wiretaps?

    Either way, we're getting a valuable lesson in two-party politics.

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    1. Re:Apparently not enough Democrats by tom's+a-cold · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Either way, we're getting a valuable lesson in two-party politics.
      Tweedledum and Tweedledee. There is only one party, the corporate party. The so-called parties just represent different corporate factions within that party. There's going to have to be a lot more pushing back from the public before the Democrats will do anything. Even then it will be reluctant and half-assed. They're just playing good cop to the Republicans' bad cop. If you want to understand the Democrats, go back and learn about Kennedy's response to the civil rights movement. And in 45 years it hasn't changed much. This is not the party of real change. It's a party of mitigation and excuses. They're the PR shills for the ruling class; the Republicans are the goons with tire irons. But they ultimately serve the same interests.

      Positive change will never originate from Washington. They will have to be dragged along, as always.

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  9. Actual Story Title: by bryanp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The actual title of the story is "Bathrooms in Capitol Building run out of toilet paper; Senators forced to use Fourth Amendment instead."

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  10. Re:And The Reason Is by Eggplant62 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What, do you think these foreign nationals go around, wearing t-shirts, saying, "Hi, I'm a foreign national engaged in terrorism against America!"? How does one differentiate between someone who is a terrorist and someone who is not?

    Legislation like this makes me terribly uncomfortable for reasons I shouldn't have to explain, and anyone who believes that we should be jumping at every shadow needs their head examined. The biggest problem is how accepting of idiotic legislation that erodes basic freedoms the average American has become.

  11. They did exactly what they said they would do by megaditto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The issue here is doing what's right vs doing what's popular. The Democrats always went where the vote is, and the vote just wasn't in "helping terrorists win."

    Face it, the American public at large does not care about FISA issues, Free Speech, or Habeas Corpus.

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    1. Re:They did exactly what they said they would do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, that's always been the problem with democracy. Damn government does what the people want rather than doing the *right* thing.

    2. Re:They did exactly what they said they would do by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is the exact problem the republic is meant to solve. The average person doesn't have the time to learn what they need to know to do their job, and to learn what they need to do to make informed decisions on government policy. The solution is to select a few people to represent you and delegate your decision making to them. These representatives should not be making the choices you would make, they should be making the choices you would make if you sat down and studied the facts of the matter in detail.

      At some point, however, we stopped electing representatives, and started electing leaders. From then on, it started to go down hill.

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  12. Re:And The Reason Is by crake07 · · Score: 2, Informative

    First off, FISA=Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, so the idea that FISA should regulate "internal US wired calls" doesn't really make sense. Those calls fall under the purview of the regular courts.

    The reason that this bill is so insidious is that it appears reasonable at a glance, but it greatly expands the power of the executive and allows for the surveillance of almost anyone. In section 105A of the statute, it redefines "electronic surveillance," and allows for any surveillance which is "directed" against a person overseas. It does not require that one of the parties in the email/phone call actually be overseas, merely that the surveillance be directed against someone overseas. Here, from the actual text of the Orwellian-named "Protect America Act of 2007":

    "`Sec. 105B. (a) Notwithstanding any other law, the Director of National Intelligence and the Attorney General, may for periods of up to one year authorize the acquisition of foreign intelligence information concerning persons reasonably believed to be outside the United States if the Director of National Intelligence and the Attorney General determine, based on the information provided to them. . ."

    The key point is that the information need only concern persons reasonably believed to be outside the US. For example, if I were to send you an email from Rhode Island to Massachusetts, in which I discussed Osama Bin Laden, my email would be fair game under the act because it concerns a person (OBL) reasonably believed to be overseas. This would still violate the Federal Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978 because it is obviously a domestic wiretap. But Bush & Co. thought of this, so they inserted section 105(A) right in the beginning of the Protect America Act of 2007! It reads as follows:

    "Sec. 105A. Nothing in the definition of electronic surveillance under section 101(f) shall be construed to encompass surveillance directed at a person reasonably believed to be located outside of the United States."

    You may notice that further down in the PAA of 2007, the following:

    "SECT5: (b) Table of Contents- The table of contents in the first section of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978 (50 U.S.C. 1801 et seq.) is amended by inserting after the item relating to section 105 the following:

    105A. Clarification of electronic surveillance of persons outside the United States."


    The above merely points out the obvious modification of FISA--section 105A already technically modified it. So FISA has been modified by the act (obviously) and "electronic surveillance" is redefined to mean any surveillance directed against someone overseas. Think about that for a few minutes. The language change is substantial.

    The statute effectively repeals the 4th Amendment (although this is not possible; a statute cannot repeal an amendment to the Constitution) because it provides for secret violation of the 4th Amendment. The government is not required to notify the person under surveillance; combined with the Military Commissions Act of last year, this statute gives the government carte blanche to secretly wiretap any person in the United States, even two citizens, and to secretly disappear them to Gitmo or anywhere else. The act is unconstitutional, but it can never be challenged; by the time someone is notified that they are under surveillance, they are already in an orange jumpsuit being tortured in an overseas concentration camp.

    History should tell us that secret surveillance of an entire population, combined with extraordinary rendition and overseas camps run by government intelligence services which openly use torture to extract confessions is a recipe for disaster. But both parties in Congress are motivated only by Realpolitik considerations of re-election and fund raising. The state of the Union is secondary to their personal considerations and the

  13. Re:Every one of these idiots should be shot... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Fuck them all. Next election, vote for anyone but the incumbent. According to TFS, 183 voted against this. If you want to make a difference, then make sure you vote for any member of the 183 and against any member of the 227 who happens to be up for election in your area, and make it clear that this is the reason for your vote. Start now; if your representative is in the 227, then write to them and explain why they have lost any chance of having your vote at the next election. Better yet, write to the local chairman of whichever party he or she stands for, and tell them you will not vote for this candidate, but you would consider voting for one who considered personal freedoms to be important.
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  14. Freedom by viking2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    New definition: Freedom, the governments right to freely with no obstacles to do as they wish. This typically includes, but is not limited to trampling all over your individual rights.

    See also "minilove" and "minitruth"

  15. Re:Remember Democrats are the Majority by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Considering that Democrats are now the majority in Congress, this bill would not have passed without their strong support

    There are 435 seats in the house of representatives. Of these, 410 voted. To gain a majority from those voting, they required 206 votes. The Republican party controls 202 seats, meaning that if they had voted en bloc, they only needed 4 Democrats to vote with them in order to win. I haven't seen the exact break down of voting for this act, but it's entirely possible that 202 Republicans and 25 Democrats voted for this bill, and 183 Democrats voted against it.

    The Democrats only control congress if they all agree. It doesn't take many dissenters to lose that control. We've seen this a few times here in the UK where the party on government has had a very small majority; they've failed to get acts passed because one or two members of their own party decided to abstain, letting the other two parties get the majority vote.

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  16. 'Protect America Act' adds a big loophole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    What is does is change the previous definition where Gonzales would have to swear on oath that it is NOT domestic spying, to Gonzales swearing on oath that he REASONABLY BELIEVES it is not domestic spying based on the evidence given to him.
    He had this power before, but he had to swear on oath the truth about the spying, now he can swear a lie on oath and simply claim he was misinformed or the evidence given to him was incomplete.

    The new wording is this:
    "`Sec. 105B. (a) Notwithstanding any other law, the Director of National Intelligence and the Attorney General, may for periods of up to one year authorize the acquisition of foreign intelligence information concerning persons reasonably believed to be outside the United States if the Director of National Intelligence and the Attorney General determine, based on the information provided to them, that--"

    The old wording was this:
    "(1) Notwithstanding any other law, the President, through the Attorney General, may authorize electronic surveillance without a court order under this subchapter to acquire foreign intelligence information for periods of up to one year if the Attorney General certifies in writing under oath that--
    (A) the electronic surveillance is solely directed at--
    (i) the acquisition of the contents of communications transmitted by means of communications used exclusively between or among foreign powers, as defined in section 1801 (a)(1), (2), or (3) of this title; or
    (ii) the acquisition of technical intelligence, other than the spoken communications of individuals, from property or premises under the open and exclusive control of a foreign power, as defined in section 1801 (a)(1), (2), or (3) of this title;
    (B) there is no substantial likelihood that the surveillance will acquire the contents of any communication to which a United States person is a party; "

  17. In soviet America ... by houghi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... the governement watches you.

    Hollywood must be so happy. They now can re-use their old scripts and just replace KGB by Homeland Security,

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  18. Re:huh? by JackieBrown · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow, it's a good thing that the Congress majority is Democrat so this won't happen.

    Oh wait ....

  19. Re:And The Reason Is by daveschroeder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What, do you think these foreign nationals go around, wearing t-shirts, saying, "Hi, I'm a foreign national engaged in terrorism against America!"? How does one differentiate between someone who is a terrorist and someone who is not?

    It doesn't matter.

    A warrant is not required to listen to communications between foreign nationals outside of the United States, regardless of what kind of activity they are involved in. This is communication the United States has always been free to monitor at will.

    The problem is that now some communication, even between foreigners outside of the United States, gets routed through networking or switching equipment inside the United States, which, under the outdated FISA rules, would require a warrant.

    This fixes that problem, and for you to suggest the United States shouldn't be engaged in aggressive global foreign intelligence gathering and threat monitoring is ridiculous. And yes, you should have to explain why this update to an antiquated law makes you uncomfortable. It has NOTHING to do with jumping at shadows. This idea that people only support things like this out of fear is incorrect. This is fair-game surveillance of foreign communication which is perfectly legitimate on the global stage and has gone on for decades. Pretending the United States shouldn't be doing it is sticking your head in the sand to unprecedented depths.

  20. foreigner are "people" too...! by majid_aldo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why? Because such people and communications are utterly outside the jurisdiction of the US Constitution. Think of it this way, should the US have to get a warrant (FISA or otherwise) to intercept a satellite phone conversation between Bin Laden and al-Zawahiri in Pakistan? What jurisdiction does a US court have to rule on that matter? Answer: None.

    remember, the constitution was supposed to be self-evident! why is wiretapping US citizens NOT OK while tapping foreigners OK?!?!?! what a great example of practicing your ideals.

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  21. Cost-benefit by mi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone can be wiretapped without oversight as long as the claim is made that they are suspected of communicating with said foreign suspects.

    That's true. So, what's the cost of it? Possible violation of privacy... And the benefit? The government will be able to learn of foreign threats faster. You see, snooping on the two people abroad was and remains legal (Echelon, anyone?). It is just when one of the suspects is in the US, that the government runs into problems.

    Is the benefit worth the cost? Not sure — but the majority of Congress have decided, that it is... The current (imperfect) law was extended for six months — until a better-designed one (all laws are software) can be produced...

    Oh, and before anyone goes screaming about America sliding into BigBrother/Nazi Germany/whatever, just remember, that Frank Delano Roosevelt — the war-President respected even by the French today — has authorized illegal wiretaps (in the 1939 or thereabouts) with the argument, that went something like this: "I don't believe, an American court will interfere with the President fighting German saboteurs". Just who is a saboteur was up to the Executive to decide, of course... Or, sometimes, even up to the foreigners — the British agents, who were allowed to operate in the US.

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    1. Re:Cost-benefit by ml10422 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We American kids are taught to venerate our "Great Presidents" like FDR and Lincoln. Some of us, however, have grown up, read more history, and come to realize that we weren't being sold one view of the past. FDR was one of the most shameless power grabbers in the history of our country.

    2. Re:Cost-benefit by Elemenope · · Score: 2, Insightful

      World War II was a war with readily identifiable enemies, discrete military and political goals, and concrete benchmarks for meeting those goals. There were also 'victory conditions' easily defined, that marked, once achieved, the conclusion of the war. The "War on Terror" is none of those things, and has no discernible victory conditions.

      Comparing an extraordinary or constitutionally-questionable surveillance power or privilege from WWII to one today is beyond absurd. Unlike in a regular war, which typically ends after some period of time, in a permanent war, freedoms gone are gone for good, because it is problematic to reasonably postulate a time when the tools used to prosecute the war will no longer be necessary. In addition, the experiences of both France and Israel (and most recently the US) have shown that counter-intelligence techniques and powers quickly migrate from the military into the domestic law enforcement context, and are difficult to remove once they have made that migration.

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    3. Re:Cost-benefit by keeman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > You see, snooping on the two people abroad was and remains legal

      No, sorry, it is and always has been illegal. The fact that our Constitution is has been shredded through constant government propaganda against the bogeyman du jour, amendment 4 makes no exception to whether or not the target is inside the country (or in an airport, or on a public road in a car, or any of the other throusands of "exceptions" invented by would-be tyrants).

      If the Feds want to search somebody or seize something, you get a warrant, in a public court with evidence presented for public scrutiny. This couldn't be more clear from the Constitution, or the Federalist/Anti-Federalist papers. Yes, probably this would help the "terrorists", such as they are. The founders of this country understood this very well. They were more worried about secretive, power-mad government kind of government that we have had in various degrees since the Civil War.

      They were worried about presidents starting wars.

      They were worried about people getting thrown into turture dungeons with no legal recourse and without even being accused of anything.

      They were worried about the the police arming itself to the teeth while banning weapons from the population.

      They were worried that the government would confiscate property without going through open, public courts (drug-war confiscations, anyone?).

      They were worried that the republic could not function if the government operates in secrecy.

      In short, they were worried about real problems that have killed millions of people in the 20th Century. They were worried about this country becoming a Soviet Union, a Cambodia, a Red China, a Nazi Germany, an imperial Rome... They knew that the price of being trying become completely safe from threats like terrorism would come at a cost of joining these countries in tyranny. The fact that we are now talking about how we need to make greater concessions to our Constitutional protections to fight terrorists (body count 3000 odd, territory conquered: some crappy mountains in Afghanistan, notable weapons: pissed off people) than were "needed" to fight the Soviets (body count: millions, territory conquered: nearly half the world, notable weapons: enough nukes to pave the planet and the kind of army needed to roll through Europe in a week) shows exactly how this road is traveled down.

      How can you have system where the country is ruled through power of decree by one man in total secrecy, with powers to disappear people at will, and no oversight whatsoever and NOT get a dictatorship after a few elections? Let's pretend Bush really IS a nice guy who we can trust with these powers. What happens when some psychopath like Hitler manages to get elected to hold that office(and he was).

      > just remember, that Frank Delano Roosevelt

      And if the the guy who did his best to create full governmental over the economy (bullying the supreme court into reversing itself on Constitutional decisions against it) thought it was ok, them who are we to argue?

      Roosevelt the economic genius that managed to sustain a depression for more than 10 years, but somehow now gets credit for ending it although anyone proposing the kinds of policy he implemented will get laughed out of Econ 101.

      Roosevelt the patriot who was actively plotting ways to get the Japanese to attack us (so that we could get into war with Germany, we didn't give a rip about the Chinese at the time) while campaigning on a platform of having done such an awesome job of keeping the country out of foreign wars.

      Roosevelt the supporter of international democracy, who worked with Stalin to decide which countries got to have the pleasure of nearly a half-decade of Soviet occupation.

      How anyone can use this guy as a positive example of how to be president will be for historians to scratch their heads over.

      Scott

  22. Blackmailing Congress by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Funny

    The CIA/NSA is using the spying they've already done (illegally, massively for at least 5 years) to blackmail Congress into granting the Unitary Executive ("dictator") any powers he wants, under cover of a "struggle with Congress" that signs over war authorizations, spying authorizations, anything the dictator wants.

    Blackmailing not just Democrats. Blackmailing Republicans, too, to enforce their lockstep rubber stamps. But Republicans also get the offer of getting cut in on some power (as long as it doesn't cross Cheney/Bush). Democrats just get cut in on cosmetic power sharing, so they can be the decoy party in our soviet politburo.

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  23. Swap your iPhones for Cryptophones by xmedar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cryptophone and use PGP and TOR online and be secure.

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  24. YOU are an accused terrorist by dkarma · · Score: 3, Insightful

    anytime this corrupt Attorney General or this corrupt administration says so.
    Anyone who believes this is limited to "foreign" intercepts is naive and ignorant to say the least.
    We will never know who is being spied on because it is "secret".
    Just assume it is you because it probably is then go read the fourth amendment to the constitution.
    Prepare to be angry if you're not already.

  25. DEM: 41 yea, 181 nay. REP: 186 yea, 2 nay. by Ambiguous+Puzuma · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's a link at the bottom of the article that shows the vote breakdown.
    http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2007/roll836.xml

  26. I have only three words... by hacker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have only three words...

    Encrypt, encrypt, encrypt!

    They have no right to listen, and no reason to be suspiscious. I happen to live in a two-party state where recording of phone calls has to be known to all parties on the call. Since they're not notifying me or the other party on the calls I make, their use of the data they may glean, is inadmissible and against the law.

    Just encrypt everything, locking down your conversations, speak in code, use encrypted SMS messages and so on.

    Don't let them in, because they have no right or reason to be there. Period.

    They want to make it hard for us to enjoy our freedoms, then I'm more than happy to make them earn their right to violate them by making it ridiculously hard to decrypt/brute/crack any encryption that I may use.

  27. It's OK, they're just foreigners. by nick_davison · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'll leave it to other people's words to explain why trying to make distinctions, just violating what your country upholds as someone's rights when it comes to one group - be they 'just foreign nationals' or whatever - is about as purely un-American as you can get:

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.

    First they came for the Jews
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a Jew.
    Then they came for the Communists
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a Communist.
    Then they came for the trade unionists
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a trade unionist.
    Then they came for me
    and there was no one left
    to speak out for me.
  28. fools, cowards, traitors by Scudsucker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We've come to expect this crap from the Republicans in the House and the Senate. But the Dem base is livid that the politicians they worked hard to elect, like Klobuchar, McCaskill, and Webb, just voted not just for fascism, but for incompetent fascism. The people in charge of this operation will be guys like Gonzalez, who despite shredding the Constitution on surveillance and torture and endless detentions are too fucking stupid to know when an Arab company is about to take over the largest ports in the U.S. And before some muslim, mexican hating wingnut suddenly starts crying racism, the problem wasn't an Arab company coming into the U.S., it's that the Administration didn't know it was happening. But back to the Democrats.

    They are fools because they just rolled over to placate the 28% who will never vote for them anyway, while pissing off the millions that actually do vote for them. They are fools because they enable the Big Lie from the administration that we need to cut back on liberties and oversight because they endanger us.

    They are cowards because 6 years after 911, they still roll over for the most unpopular president since Nixon when Bush accuses them of being weak. And they still haven't gotten it through their thick fucking skulls that by giving into the right wing rather than standing up to them, Democrats are epitomizing weakness, not strength.

    And lastly, they are traitors for egregiously violating their oath of office, in which they promise to defend the Constitution. Not the country, though the right wing talking point that this is "to protect us" is bullshit. The Constitution. And this is why I hold Webb especially responsible: how many government jobs has the man had? How many oaths of office has he taken? He just broke those oaths and sold us out.

  29. Something ain't right there ... by khasim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is fair-game surveillance of foreign communication which is perfectly legitimate on the global stage and has gone on for decades. Pretending the United States shouldn't be doing it is sticking your head in the sand to unprecedented depths.

    If it has "gone on for decades", then what is the problem NOW?

    Why and How has the existing system suddenly failed?
  30. Political brinksmanship and an "October Surprise" by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's going on here is that Democrats don't want to be "responsible" for another 9/11.

    They want a bill that gives the administration wiretap powers, but subject to independent judicial oversight. However, any limitation on the Administration's power to wiretap faces a Republican filibuster in the Senate.

    This leaves the Democrats with a choice: pass a bill without oversight measures, or be blamed for stopping the wirtap program altogether. Stopping the program altogether exposes them to an "October Surprise": a terrorist attack that might hypothetically been prevented if the administration could wiretap as they pleased.

    Never mind the logical niceties: that the program could have operated effectively with judicial oversight, that the Republicans filibustered the bill, or that the Administration didn't have the Arabic language skills to handle all the intercepts they might have made. The Republican line from the last two elections was that a vote for a Democrat was a victory for the terrorist, that Democrats are traitors who are on the side of the terrorists. Nothing would suit them better than proclaiming that in front of another smoking hole in a major American city.

    So, the Democrats punted for six months to see if the administration's popularity drops enough to get the bill they want through the Senate. The process will repeat until the Administration is so wounded nobody will stand up for it, or until after the 2008 elections.

    Cowardly? Certainly. But you're right in one thin:, the problem is its the same old stupid, unreasonable boss. The problem is us. If we don't have the balls to defend the freedoms our ancestors handed down to us, then we don't deserve those freedoms.

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  31. Bad by anonieuweling · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is o-so bad for Americans; no warrant, no check on whatever thing that should be OK to proceed. This is even worse for non-Americans (yes, we are the oppressed of the world) since our communication, that by accident passes over the USA, can be intercepted at will without any reasonable regulation at all. What if we would intercept any American traffic?

  32. The Problem by fthomas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is expecting Democrats to stand up for your constitutional rights. They don't believe in your "rights". Your rights are what they give you. And wiretapping you without a warrant IS their goal. That's why they are for it. They just happen to agree with the neocons on this one.

    Don't expect a democrat to defend your liberties.

    Don't expect a neocon to respect your freedoms either.

    You need a CONSTITUTIONALIST to defend your LIBERTIES.

    Until you recognize this, you're going to be disaapointed by people you think will represent you.

    Vote Ron Paul!

  33. Disappointed in Amy Klobusher, D-MN by smchris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Half of why she was elected was probably her years as a county prosecutor -- the "law and order" angle -- where she had strong media exposure for hard work and competence. But the other half of her image was as a nerdy bicycling granola-mom. I think we assumed she would be liberal.

    But perhaps she isn't rising to the office where faithfully upholding the law means upholding the constitution and the _rule_of_law_.

  34. Re:huh? by stinerman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To be completely fair, only 41 Democrats voted for the measure. Two Republicans voted against.

    Of course, that doesn't change the fact that the Democrats control the House and should have insisted on more privacy safeguards. I really am starting to get tired of the Democrats calling foul on Bush administration law violations and then pass laws making the programs legal.

    History has shown that when the Democrats throw away their focus groups and polls and start standing up for their beliefs, they do well. One day, they might find their collective spines. Don't hold your breath, though.

  35. Re:Every one of these idiots should be shot... by Statecraftsman · · Score: 3, Informative

    I link to the voting record. This should be in the summary in my opinion.

    http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2007/roll836.xml

  36. Democrats will not protect your freedom either by dircha · · Score: 2, Informative

    What more evidence do we need? Democrats were swept into power on the promise to get us out of Iraq, to restore our liberties that they and their Republican colleagues sold out wholesale after 9/11, and to bring this corrupt administration to justice.

    The enemy of your enemy is not your friend.

    We are still in Iraq and there is no end in sight. Rather than having the backbone to bringing the measure to withdraw back to the floor again and again to push it through, and continue to push their campaign promises in the media, they have effectively given up on the issue, whining to their supporters and the media that it is too hard.

    And now these Democrats are actively working with this administration, the same administration they told us is the most corrupt and secretive in history, to sell out yet more of our freedoms, to give yet more power to this president and the executive branch.

    They are, our representatives, nearly every one of them, pathetic, spineless, schmucks. They have betrayed us all once again.

    And it should come as no surprise, because these are the same Democrats and Republicans who sold us out by writing the president a blank check in Iraq. The same Democrats and Republicans who sold out our liberties by signing onto the biggest forfeiture of our liberties since the establishment of this nation. The same Democrats and Republicans who proudly signed the bill granting retroactive immunity to prosecution for every military and government agent who has tortured, kidnapped, and committed atrocities in our name.

    We must act now to take back our liberties, our dignity, and our good name in the world; it is the most important cause of this age. If 2008 leaves us with Giuliani, Hillary, McCain, Obama, Romney, or any of their ilk in office, we will see more of the same and worse, and it will be too late. It will be too late to restore the freedoms that have been stolen from us. 2012 will come and go, and the robbery of the patriot act and the legacy of this administration's unprecedented executive power grab will be solidified in our nation's history and in the public conscience.

    If you do not act now, what has been taken from us will never be restored, and your children's children will look back upon this generation, if there is freedom enough to look at all, as the generation that finally lost it all, lost that for which the blood of countless patriots was shed, and November 4th 2008 as the day the Republic finally died.

    It is only the office of President of the United States of America that can save us from this fate. And in this battle, Freedom has one final front. Your help is urgently needed this very week. Is your freedom worth even an hour of your time? Now is your opportunity to prove it. You must sign up today. Mission information will be emailed to you directly. http://www.ronpaul2008.com/events/iowa-straw-poll/

  37. Let's make it easy. Here's the scenario. by khasim · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jack Bauer is in the super secret NSA communication intercept room along with various other people.

    Unnamed extra #1: "Sir, you need to see this. It's Osama's cell phone! And the call is coming across OUR circuit!"

    JB: "Dammit! He's up to something. I want that call intercepted and get me a translator! I want to know what he's saying and to whom he is saying it!"

    Unnamed extra #2: "But sir, if we don't get a warrant within the next 72 hours, that will be ILLEGAL!"

    JB: "No problem. I only need 24. Just tap that call!"

    JB walks over to a different phone and picks it up.

    JB: "Get me the FISA court! This is an emergency!"

    Begin one-way telephone communication bit ...

    JB: "I have an emergency and I need a warrant! No, I'm not going to wait! Yes, I will be right over! That's right, I want your Liberal judge ass sitting on that bench when I arrive!"

    JB slams down the phone and walks over to unnamed extra #1.

    JB: "Are you getting it all?"

    UE#1: "Yes sir. Will there be a problem with the warrant?"

    JB: "Not as long as I still have 3 days to get it there won't be."

    JB then grabs some paper work and runs to his car. He then races across D.C. avoiding enemy mines, fighter aircraft and snipers. He screeches to a halt outside of the Court and runs up the steps. He slams open the door to the judge's chambers and throws the paperwork at him.

    JB: "Listen, you have less than 71 hours and 26 minutes to sign that warrant or I'll have your terrorist loving Liberal ass!"

    Unnamed Judge: "Always nice to see you, Jack. Here's your warrant. Let's see, that leaves you 71 hours and 24 minutes to get back to your secret spy base. Can you manage that this time without speeding or running over anything? Hmmmmm?"

    JB: "You Liberal judges make me sick! My ass is on the line every time I have to drive over here! Good bye!"

    JB then runs down to his car, notices the parking ticket on the windshield and throws it away. He then gets in and races back to work. Avoiding various mines, attacking aircraft and snipers.

    Yes, I can certainly see how a 72 hour limit on getting a warrant AFTER THE FACT would be a "crippling" restriction on our intelligence gathering.

    What if the judge HAD BEEN AT LUNCH for an hour? What if Jack Bauer had decided to WAIT 3 DAYS before calling the judge? What if Jack Bauer's car had gotten a FLAT TIRE?!? Does he have a can of Fix-A-Flat?!?