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The Fermi Paradox is Back
nettxzl writes ""Sentient Developments revisits the Fermi Paradox which is "the contradictory and counter-intuitive observation that we have yet to see any evidence for the existence of Extra Terrestrial Intelligence (ETI) although the size and age of the Universe suggests that many technologically advanced ETI's ought to exist." Sentient Development's blog post on the Fermi Paradox states that "a number of inter-disciplinary breakthroughs and insights have contributed to the Fermi Paradox gaining credence as an unsolved scientific problem" Amongst these are "(1)Improved quantification and conceptualization of our cosmological environment, (2) Improved understanding of planet formation, composition and the presence of habitable zones, (3) The discovery of extrasolar planets, (4) Confirmation of the rapid origination of life on Earth (5) Growing legitimacy of panspermia theories" and more ... So, where is everyone?"
o Far away in space
o Far away in time
o Far away in space and time
o Hollywood
This is it folks, this planet is all there is. God only created life here on earth.
Anyone remember who first noted that the best evidence for intelligent life in the universe is that they haven't contacted us?
...but they are way too smart to talk to strangers!
Assuming they're smart enough to create signals that we can detect, they can most likely detect ours too.
Complex life on this planet has been going on for hundreds of millions of years and yet it's only in the last hundred or so that we've been able to look out with anything more than enhancements of our natural senses. This implies that the odds of a second species being at exactly the same point tiny. Most likely, if they're sending things we can read, they got there a long way before us and are quite a bit smarter.
Assuming they're quite a bit smarter, one look at the crap our radiowaves are sharing with the universe - infomercials, reality TV and our politics/wars - and I'd imagine pretty much any higher civilization would be embarrassed enough about us to screen their signature and make damn sure those idiotic hairless apes don't go and screw their part of the galaxy up too.
So, the answer to the paradox: There's most likely higher intelligence out there. And, because it's higher, it's most likely embarrassed to hell and back by us and screening itself from us. Problem solved.
Maybe they are out there, trying to communicate with us, but they're using MSN Messenger and have the same bad grammar as half of the other people who use it?
"hello earthling.we want to know you know about us.info is important!!!!!"
Our radio emissions are a powerful repellent to intelligent life. Come on, if you tuned in to earth and heard all about Paris Hilton, Disco, or one of FDR's "fireside chats", wouldn't you just keep on going by?
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
>A fungus doesn't need to travel fast to eat your bread. Actually it doesn't travel at all and gets the job done after a few weeks. Space colonization is the same process on a larger scale.
I'm not sure how sending fungi into space to find alien bread to consume is going to be useful to anyone besides the fungi.
they don't want to catch "Democracy"... they've seen how it gets forced onto others who don't want it...
Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
You *assume* that no ETI has found your planet.
Just because you can observe no evidence to indicate such,
does not mean that it has not happened.
We might just be hiding our ships on another planet, observing you.
You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
Or, perhaps, they'd come To Serve Man...
Anyone else think the comments just weren't rendering right before they turned off ABP and saw ads?
Great. Now you want me to worry about alien races leeching off my wifi? When I can't even connect from 200 feet away?
we are the alien life forms we're looking for...
I'm not the droid I'm looking for.
I'm even more of an optimist, I think the visitors will be delicious and best served with complex red wine.