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The Fermi Paradox is Back

nettxzl writes ""Sentient Developments revisits the Fermi Paradox which is "the contradictory and counter-intuitive observation that we have yet to see any evidence for the existence of Extra Terrestrial Intelligence (ETI) although the size and age of the Universe suggests that many technologically advanced ETI's ought to exist." Sentient Development's blog post on the Fermi Paradox states that "a number of inter-disciplinary breakthroughs and insights have contributed to the Fermi Paradox gaining credence as an unsolved scientific problem" Amongst these are "(1)Improved quantification and conceptualization of our cosmological environment, (2) Improved understanding of planet formation, composition and the presence of habitable zones, (3) The discovery of extrasolar planets, (4) Confirmation of the rapid origination of life on Earth (5) Growing legitimacy of panspermia theories" and more ... So, where is everyone?"

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  1. So, where is everyone? by UncleWilly · · Score: 5, Funny

    o Far away in space
    o Far away in time
    o Far away in space and time
    o Hollywood

  2. God only made humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is it folks, this planet is all there is. God only created life here on earth.

  3. Evidence for intelligent life by dgtangman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone remember who first noted that the best evidence for intelligent life in the universe is that they haven't contacted us?

  4. Advanced Intelligence May Just Be Embarrassed by nick_davison · · Score: 4, Funny

    Assuming they're smart enough to create signals that we can detect, they can most likely detect ours too.

    Complex life on this planet has been going on for hundreds of millions of years and yet it's only in the last hundred or so that we've been able to look out with anything more than enhancements of our natural senses. This implies that the odds of a second species being at exactly the same point tiny. Most likely, if they're sending things we can read, they got there a long way before us and are quite a bit smarter.

    Assuming they're quite a bit smarter, one look at the crap our radiowaves are sharing with the universe - infomercials, reality TV and our politics/wars - and I'd imagine pretty much any higher civilization would be embarrassed enough about us to screen their signature and make damn sure those idiotic hairless apes don't go and screw their part of the galaxy up too.

    So, the answer to the paradox: There's most likely higher intelligence out there. And, because it's higher, it's most likely embarrassed to hell and back by us and screening itself from us. Problem solved.

  5. Isn't it obvious? by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Our radio emissions are a powerful repellent to intelligent life. Come on, if you tuned in to earth and heard all about Paris Hilton, Disco, or one of FDR's "fireside chats", wouldn't you just keep on going by?

    -jcr

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    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  6. Re:We're right here by Enoxice · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or, perhaps, they'd come To Serve Man...

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  7. Re:The paradox by Plutonite · · Score: 5, Funny

    My girlfriend pointed out that we've been analyzing for hydrogen based signals, because it's the easiest to produce, and we've found nothing. You have a girlfriend, and she points out insightful things about space exploration stories on slashdot and knows what a hydrogen-based signal is? Your existence is less probable than that of the aliens :)
  8. Re:We're right here by SlayerDave · · Score: 4, Funny

    we are the alien life forms we're looking for...

    I'm not the droid I'm looking for.

  9. Re:We're right here by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm even more of an optimist, I think the visitors will be delicious and best served with complex red wine.