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Homeland Security Commissions LED-Based Puke-Saber

E++99 writes "Homeland Security has contracted with Intelligent Optical Systems, Inc. to develop an "LED Incapacitator," a nonlethal weapon consisting of a large flashlight with a cluster of LEDs capable of emitting "super-bright pulses of light at rapidly changing wavelengths." Sounds innocuous enough... until they they shine "the evil color" at you and you start puking! A working prototype has been completed, and they will soon be putting it through its paces. Homeland Security hopes to give it to Border Patrol agents and National Guardsmen by 2010."

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  1. Other uses... by tectomorph · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow, wait until the bulimics get hold of this on the black market!

  2. This will work just great... by Qubit · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...as long as the bad guys aren't allowed to have mirrors.

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    1. Re:This will work just great... by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why would the bad guys need mirrors? They just invented a puke ray.

    2. Re:This will work just great... by krakelohm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry had to:

      Sunglasses at night

      I wear my sunglasses at night
      So I can so I can
      Watch you live and breathe your storylines

      (And) I wear my sunglasses at night
      So I can so I can
      Keep track of the visions in my eyes

      While she's deceiving me
      It cuts my security (has)
      She got control of me
      I turn to her and say

      Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
      Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
      I can't believe it
      You got it made with the guy in shades, oh no

      (And) I wear my sunglasses at night
      So I can so I can
      Forget my name while you collect your claim

      And I wear my sunglasses at night
      So I can so I can
      See the light that's right before my eyes

      While she's deceiving me
      She cuts my security (has)
      She got control of me
      I turn to her and say

      Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
      Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
      I can't believe it!
      Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
      It can't escape you
      'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no

      I said I wear my sunglasses
      I wear my sunglasses at night
      Wear my sunglasses at night

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    3. Re:This will work just great... by wordsnyc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Aw, that's sweet.

      But if the cops shot everybody, most especially the white children of Middle America, there'd be hell to pay. Better to scare the little shits off with tasers and rubber bullets and puke rays when they try to protest over tossing the quaint Geneva Conventions, that musty old Constitution, or the Magna Fuckin' Carta in the dustbin.

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    4. Re:This will work just great... by StarfishOne · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think this is "something incredibly humane", but rather an option which is preferred to shooting at protesters in your own country.

      I really don't think that this is something that has been developed for usage overseas.

  3. Sweet! by Daverd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How long till you can get this in a Java applet?

    1. Re:Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just browse a few pages on myspace...you'll get a similar nauseating effect.

    2. Re:Sweet! by mikael · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not Java, but here are some of the world's worst websites:

      A full background rainbow color cycle going on: Accept Jesus Forever Forgotten

      This site has a scrolling polka dot pattern: SoulWax

      How not to make a website: The World's Worst Website?

      Or just a really bad color scheme: Lubees Pump and Irrigation

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    3. Re:Sweet! by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 5, Funny

      They have a prototype of such an application at goatse.cx and there is an alternative competing version found at tubgirl.com

    4. Re:Sweet! by Darth+Liberus · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's your name and address? I'd like to... um... thank you for getting me fired. Asshole.

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  4. Cover your eyes? by Arakageeta · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...not that you'd be an effective terrorist with your eyes closed. BTW, is it wrong of me to want to see this used on large crowds?

  5. Re:Oh no! by magarity · · Score: 5, Funny

    How will people defend themselves against this?
     
    Use the MAD method: Wear mirror sunglasses.

  6. dupe by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does it also work against editors who relentlessly post the same stories over and over again?

  7. A What Saber? by sickmtbnutcase · · Score: 5, Funny

    Puke, I am your father.

  8. Legal liability? by Coopjust · · Score: 3, Insightful

    IANAL, but doesn't this device create some legal liability for security?
    -Someone gets this device used on them. They have damage from stomach acid in their esophagus. They sue.
    -They use this on someone who is sick (from another cause). They puke up blood/get sicker/die.
    -(This is BS, but lawyers will sue for anything these days) "Psychological trauma" caused by the device.

    Is it a reasonable expectation that the device may be used on you if you go to airport/border?

  9. How will we protect ourselves? by El+Icaro · · Score: 5, Funny

    We definitely need some kind of device to shield our eyes from this "light". As I understand a practical way would be just covering our eyes, we could shape them as glasses! Not only that, but it could protect us from the suns blinding rays... I suggest we call this device "sunglasses" to deceive others of its true purpose!

    Now if someone just invented these "sunglasses"...

  10. hmmm... I wonder who they will hire... by cez · · Score: 5, Funny

    to clean up all the puke at the borders?

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  11. Real source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
  12. Two Words.... by Danse · · Score: 5, Funny

    Superbowl. Jumbotron.

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    1. Re:Two Words.... by Lehk228 · · Score: 4, Funny

      that would be epic

      new years eve in NYC would be more epic, mount the light emitters ON THE BALL instead of normal lights

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    2. Re:Two Words.... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 4, Funny

      Redundant. Most of that crowd is puking shortly thereafter anyway.

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  13. The good and the bad by Chairboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While non-lethal technology has the potential to be fantastic, there's a downside to be considered too.

    With a gun, there's a certain level of commitment before it's used. An officer of the law must make a determination that he or she is really certain about before shooting, because hitting an innocent person is absolutely unacceptable. As a result, the tendency is to, unless there's no option, NOT shoot someone if you can hold them at bay with the THREAT of shooting. A side effect of this is that an officer given a bad order to shoot is much more likely to abstain, because once he pulls the trigger, it's all over.

    As a result, innocent folks are often held at gunpoint until their identity/non-criminalness is confirmed. While traumatic and stressful, this is better than an alternative that's growing increasingly common:

    Enter, the taser. Potentially a wonderful tool for stopping an attacker without permanently injuring them, doctrine has instead developed in many police and security departments to 'Zap first, ask questions later'. The 'non-injurious' aspect of the tool means that the bar is that much lower on whether or not to shoot, because "after all, if they're innocent, then it's just a bit of discomfort".

    The growing number of non-lethal tools is on the surface a good, even GREAT thing. The real danger though, is a long term one. With the bar set so low, more and more people will be subject to excruciating pain, and eventually, this technology may evolve into a tool of even greater oppression of liberty than anything we have now.

    Imagine if a protest can be casually broken up by making everyone vomit or crap themselves uncontrollably. If the government has the ability to casually stop groups of people from coming together or otherwise detaining them while being able to argue "it's not fatal, it's just uncomfortable", then the bar on violating our rights as citizens drops too.

    So I'm interested and optimistic about the technologies, but I desperately hope that better effort is invested in making them a net positive for all of humanity and not the boot that might otherwise grind our faces into the dirt.

    1. Re:The good and the bad by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 4, Informative

      Police in the US have been using lights as weapons for a long time, and the military before them. The intent hasn't been to make suspects puke or crap or anything, just disoriented. Flashbangs are an example, weaponlights, etc. Light is generally an effective way to gain an upper hand and apart from a few sympathetic finger responses from guys using the Surefire/Rogers technique there is little physical collateral damage.

      You are correct in that non-lethal control measures are 'easier' to implement. But I think that once the decision is made to bring a situation under control, it is going to happen regardless. Maybe I just don't trust cops, but it seems like once things go bad they go the whole way. If firehoses are at hand, they bring out the firehoses. Tasers, clubs, rubber bullets, PIT maneuvers, etc etc.

      Whatever it takes.

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    2. Re:The good and the bad by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are correct in that non-lethal control measures are 'easier' to implement. But I think that once the decision is made to bring a situation under control, it is going to happen regardless. Maybe I just don't trust cops, but it seems like once things go bad they go the whole way. If firehoses are at hand, they bring out the firehoses. Tasers, clubs, rubber bullets, PIT maneuvers, etc etc.

      Yes, that's true, and in riot-type situations that is exactly what happens.

      In this particular case I'm more worried about the potential for abuse in encounters with a single suspect. While truncheons and rubber bullets leave marks, presumably this device will leave no indication that it was used other than a case of foul breath. It would be easy for a lawyer to argue that person did not beat themselves between the shoulder blades with a club, could they prove that the suspect did actually throw up, and that it wasn't a case where they vomited from anxiety (from their guilt, of course) then decided to blame the puke ray?

      Basically I worry about any tool that can be used unaccountably, and yeah the lesser barrier to usage that "non-lethal"* weapons imply. Accountability means a lot -- for example it's why the police are more likely to prevent you from hitting your head as you get into the squad car rather than ensuring that you hit your head, because those kinds of bruises became easy lawsuit fodder. So now the good cops have to make sure the suspect doesn't hit their head on purpose, but that's the price that must be paid for the actions of bad cops.

      * Oh yeah, and remember back when that innocent bystander to a protest in NYC was shot through her eye and killed by a rubber bullet? Remember that for a while the press was referring to the pellet guns as "less-lethal weapons"? Can we go back to using that term? Because I'd like for us to keep that in mind before some cop decides to stick this in the face of some suspect with a condition for five minutes just to teach them a lesson.

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    3. Re:The good and the bad by carou · · Score: 4, Funny

      look away from the light

      I can't help it, it's so beautiful...

      BLLLLEEEUUUGGHHH!!
    4. Re:The good and the bad by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 3, Insightful

      From your post I can infer: You're not Brazilian. You never lived in Rio de Janeiro. You also have no much knowledge about Rio de Janeiro's police. "As a result, the tendency is to, unless there's no option, NOT shoot someone if you can hold them at bay with the THREAT of shooting" Sorry, but for me, a "carioca", this is an absurdly funny statement.

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  14. Morality of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There has to be a real question here of morality and the rules of engagement for such a device. There seems to be a growing tide of opinion that as long as a weapon is "non-lethal", i.e. it won't kill you or leave behind long-term effects then it is magically fine to use in a very wide range of situations. Real questions have to be asked at some stage as to the *morality* of allowing widespread use of something that makes you sick/shocks you/blinds you purely on the basis that "it has no long term effects and allows us to subdue people" - so does a kick in the face, but I don't see officers doing that (unless they are caught on camera in which case the get suspended then eventually let off).

  15. non-lethal != A-OK by rastoboy29 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Somehow these non-lethal weapons scare me more than more lethal ones. Because they are perceived as "lesser" weapons, they get used more often.

    And we don't need to be using weapons on each other more often, but less.

  16. if only they were INTERESTING stories by Quadraginta · · Score: 4, Funny

    Coming up next, Slashdot follows the troubling development of a nonlethal technological device for "controlling" troublesome individuals, consisting of two small metal or plastic bracelets joined by a short chain that can be "locked" around the suspect's hands, entirely preventing him from using them until someone "unlocks" the device with a special key.

    On whom will this fiendish device be used? Are YRO at risk if this nasty little tool falls into the hands of border guards and police? What if someone immobilized by this device falls and hits his head because he can't break his fall with his hands? Will he sue? Doesn't this violate the Constitution somehow?

  17. Re:from the article by ultracool · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "There are often confrontations at border crossings with suspected illegal aliens or drug runners," Lieberman says. "You don't want to hurt or kill them, just take them into custody. With this," he smiles, "they don't need to know English to comply."

    Wouldn't it be easier to just have border officials who spoke Spanish?

  18. Plan B: Brown Noise by MacDork · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure, you can close your eyes, but you'd better hold your ears too. One of their elite researchers has discovered the brown noise

    ;-)

  19. So I'm confused here... by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "There's one wavelength that gets everybody," says IOS President Bob Lieberman. "Vlad [IOS top scientist Vladimir Rubtsov] calls it 'the evil color.'" Perhaps I misunderstand the functionality of the device because the article says earlier that the device works as:

    The handheld device using light-emitting diodes to emit super-bright pulses of light at rapidly changing wavelengths, causing disorientation, nausea and even vomiting in whomever it's pointed at. Bob claims that Vlad says there's an "evil" color that gets everyone. But the description of the device uses pulses of light at varying wavelengths to cause the effect. So if there's only one wavelength, then why do they need to change the light?

    Couldn't I just pull up into Home Depot's color center and have them make paint in the "evil" color and use it for whatever (pranks, revenge, robbery)?
    1. Re:So I'm confused here... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe he meant that there is a different "evil color" for each person, so you have to run through the whole range to make sure everyone's own color is covered.

    2. Re:So I'm confused here... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Informative

      They're probably referring to pulse repetition rate (1/frequency) when they say "wavelength".

      Right after a neuron fires it "rearms" the membrane by pumping ions across it. In time sequence its sensitivity varies smoothly through:
        - The absolute refractory period: Nothing can fire it.
        - The negative afterpotential: It can be fired but it takes extra stimulus.
        - The positive afterpotential: It takes LESS than the usual amount of stimulus to fire it.
      Then it returns to its normal, resting, sensitivity.

      The sensitivity slope may be an artifact of the ion pumps and channels, but it appears to function as a mechanism for encoding the strength of a stimulus as a pulse rate.

      This has a side effect: If a nerve is given short pulses of stimulation with a spacing corresponding to the length of time between a stimulus that fires it and the peak of the positive afterpotential, once it fires once it will tend to continue to fire in synchrony with the pulses from then on. If you have a bundle of such nerves with similar timing and all affected by the stimulus, each additional pulse picks up additional nerves and phase-locks them to the stimulus. Within a few pulses most of the fibers in the bundle tend to be firing rapidly and in unison.

      You can see this with a strobe light with a variable repetition rate. Run it slow and you see distinct pulses - a flicker. Run it fast and you see a continuous light - the pulses have fused into a continuous response. But run it near the "flicker fusion rate" boundary and you get a lot of weird visual effects - notably flickering rainbow colors across the neighboring (or entire) visual field that tend to enhance and obscure the actual image with a flickering, undecipherable, psychedelic-poster version of itself.

      You get colors other than those of the actual source (if it is colored rather than white) and effects in other parts of the visual field than the actual strobing light and things it is illuminating. This is because nerves for parts of the eye that would not normally be stimulated enough to trigger by this light (if it were non-strobing) still become entrained when they happen to be in a positive afterpotential period when a blink occurs.

      (By the way: Don't try this if you're epileptic. It can produce a seizure. Indeed: Some people discover they're epileptic when they are exposed to such flickering lights.)

      One speculation about the hypothetical "brown note" was that infrasound at a positive-afterpotential repetition rate matching that of nerves controlling the intestines might force peristalsis in the colon or trigger the appropriate reflexes for defecation. (It might be interesting to retry the debunking experiments with a train of narrow high-pressure pulses, approximating impulses, rather than a sine wave. B-) )

      This flashlight appears to be attempting a variation of the same effect. By entraining the nerves of the visual processing responsible for locating onself in space and/or ones motion, it could create a visual illusion of movement that doesn't match the signals from the inner ear and the muscle-position sensors. A mismatch among these three systems produces motion sickness, nausea, and vomiting.

      This reflex appears to be a defense against ingestion of neurotoxic poisons (such as those in some mushrooms and food-poisoning bacteria), using their disruption of the complex navigation system as an early warning and attempting to eliminate them from the digestive system before enough are absorbed to disable a critical system and kill the victim.

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  20. What about epilepsy ? by aepervius · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Would not that be quite dangerous for epileptic ? What about an epileptic, getting a crisis AND omitting at the same time. Guaranteed drowning in one own puke, followed by a civil lawsuit against the government? What about other condition which could threaten life if you start puking (I am not a biologist/doctor so there might be none but I ask) ?

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  21. A Real Use by aphxtwn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This might be good for poison control as an emetic with no side-effects. Combined with activated charcoal, this could save lives.

  22. Anti-accessibility by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Funny

    You could use it as some sort of anti-captcha for a social networking sight meant to be only used by blind people. If you can make it through the sign-in form, you get to join.

    Take THAT all you people that don't put alt tags on your images!

    (By the way, does the "evil color" work on colorblind people?)

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  23. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please, learn to meme properly. Although it is a well-known fact that Rainier Luftwaffe Wolfcastle actually cries "The goggles do nothing" when starring his role as Radioactive Man, the precise Slashdot meme is commonly stated as "The goggles, they do nothing!". Please, report to the men at the door, where you will be asked to hand in your UID, geek card and, should that be the case, mirror goggles.

  24. Headlights by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    That'll teach those slowpokes not to hog the left lane.

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  25. Re:Oh no! by Skidge · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good point. I was going to say, "The goggles, they do nothing!", but Wikipedia told me not to. Bad Wikipedia!

  26. Re:Nail in the coffin by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not about terrorism. That's what lethal weapons are for. This is for destructive rioters, mobs, criminals, ect. Maybe I'm just misinformed, and if that's the case please tell me what, where, and when I missed the government going truely totalitarian on someone, and give me a link to the story, but I don't recall anytime in recent memory when something like this was used to subdue a peaceful crowd, or as you put it, 'control the domestic herd.'

    Of course, this can, at some point, will be misused, just as any law enforcement tool will eventually be misused, but would you rather have them misuse something lethal?

  27. Re:Nail in the coffin by JambisJubilee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    [...] I don't recall anytime in recent memory when something like this was used to subdue a peaceful crowd [...]

    You must have an awfully short memory. How about non-lethal foam-rubber projectiles?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Los_Angeles_May_D ay_melee
  28. bah! we've had this for years on the internet by grapeape · · Score: 3, Funny

    Its called the blink tag.

  29. Re:from the article by ohsoot · · Score: 3, Funny

    They do, but their job is to mop up the puke.