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3 Ton Meteorite Stolen

morpheus83 writes "Russian news agency Interfax is reporting that thieves have stolen a three-ton meteorite from the yard of the Tunguska Space Event foundation, whose director said it was the part of meteor that caused a massive explosion in Siberia in 1908. The massive three tonne rock was bought to Krasnoyarsk after an 2004 expedition to the site of the so-called Tunguska event- a mysterious mid air explosion over Siberia in 1908 was 1,000 times more powerful than the nuclear bomb dropped on Hiroshima in 1945. The foundation's director Yury Lavbin claimed to have discovered the wreckage of an alien spacecraft during the expedition."

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  1. I am thinkink.... by spookymonster · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....vas Moose and Squirrel?

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    1. Re:I am thinkink.... by Spudtrooper · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, obviously the rock was made of kryptonite, which leads to one prime (bald) suspect...

    2. Re:I am thinkink.... by nmb3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, obviously the rock was made of kryptonite, which leads to one prime (bald) suspect...

      Look, I know he's Slashdot's favorite whipping boy, but would it be possible to leave Ballmer out of just one discussion!?

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    3. Re:I am thinkink.... by camusflage · · Score: 3, Funny

      Look, I know he's Slashdot's favorite whipping boy, but would it be possible to leave Ballmer out of just one discussion!?

      Nope. Not Ballmer. My money's on Karl Rove. This rock of kryptonite dissappears and he resigns? Well, isn't that con-VEEEEEEEEEEEn-ient? His reason of "spending more time with my family" rings completely hollow, as one has to have a soul to enjoy family, and according to Wikipedia, Rove sold his in a deal to get a SECOND term for GWB. More likely, he's going to be using it in a plot to taint consumer products to cause tree huggers, gays, strict constitutionalists, and other riff raff to keel over. My spidey senses tell me so.

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  2. what by JamesRose · · Score: 4, Funny

    the aliens have turned up to take it back claiming we store it?!!?! Liers!

  3. Unsolved? by moehoward · · Score: 4, Funny


    My current understanding of the Tunguska event was that there were still at least three really good potential theories and that they were still researching. Asteroid, meteorite, etc.

    Anyway, glad to see the Aliens got their rock back. No tin-foil-hat-wearing clown should own Alien property. If my car parks on an ant hill, the ants suddenly don't own my car. And this guy had no right to "own" that rock. This guy has got to get a clue regarding species relations.

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  4. Sought for questioning by Alzheimers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sought for questioning: Bald White Man, Tall, with typical evil genius features. Last heard uttering the phrase "I know how to stop Superman!"

  5. Useless by The-Bus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone tell the thieves that no matter how many walls they cross with it in England, the rock won't turn into Claire Danes, er, Yvaine.

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  6. Re:Please, end the meme by Wavicle · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, Asteroid-stealing Overlords welcome you!

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  7. Re:How? by Notquitecajun · · Score: 5, Funny

    or even a wench to get it up on a trailer

    Oh, good grief, I'll just let the mispelling be the joke in and of itself...

  8. It's the ooze, stupid by krou · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait a second, it's all so much clearer now.

    Obviously, Yury didn't bring the alien ship back because he himself is possessed, and the alien-Yury decided it would be much smarter to bring the meteorite back and tell a few oligarchs that it was filled with oil! Yes! So they go and steal it for their own ends, but they'll all get possessed, and the black ooze will be walking in the corridors of Russian power. And all this when there is talk of a new Cold War developing with the West.

    Coincidence? I think not.

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  9. The joke's on us by Blobule · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think someone is Putin us on!!

  10. Re:How? by shotgunefx · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dunno, I remember a Cajun restaurant around the corner had a really cool giant wood alligator sculpture crawling out of the side of the building.

    About 15 ft up, It was about 7 to 8ft long and weighed probably near 1000 pounds with the mount. Steel cables attaching it to the building amongst other things.

    One Sunday, a few guys showed up with a cherry picker and somehow detached, lowered it and carted it off. More than a few people saw it, but people just assumed they must be ok to cart it off, because who would steal a giant wooden alligator in the middle of the day?

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  11. Re:Wreckage by fr4nk · · Score: 3, Funny

    And maybe it wasn't stolen but managed to flew away after the crew repaired it for nearly a century!

  12. Have they checked Ebay? by chill · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ebay has a whole section dedicated to just meteorites.

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  14. Re:How? by wumpus188 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude... this is Russia we're talking about. The meteorite probably just stole the thieves.

  15. It wasn't stolen... by Cheefachi · · Score: 4, Funny

    It hatched!

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  16. Re:In other news... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 3, Funny

    A local teenager, who spent most of his time in the basement reading Slashdot, was kidnapped.

    His mother has issued a desperate offer of $20,000 and a complete collection of Star Trek memorabilia to the kidnappers to keep him. "I just want my basement back", said the distraught woman.

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  17. Re:one prime (bald) suspect... by macraig · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, I resemble that remark! What are you implying?