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NASA Finds Star With a Tail

Andrew Stellman writes "NASA astronomers held a press conference announcing that a new ultraviolet mosaic from NASA's Galaxy Evolution Explorer shows a speeding star named Mira that's leaving an enormous trail of "seeds" for new solar systems. Mira is traveling faster than a speeding bullet, and has a tail that's 13 light-years long and over 30,000 years old. The website has images and a replay of the teleconference."

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  1. Dropping seeds all over the universe? by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 5, Funny

    Name this star Kirk.

    1. Re:Dropping seeds all over the universe? by Speed+Pour · · Score: 2, Funny

      just trying to get a piece of tail

      Forgive me, the joke is obvious, but it had to be made

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    2. Re:Dropping seeds all over the universe? by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've seen all ~70 episodes of The Original Series and all the movies, and I've no idea where the Kirk-sleeping-with-every-girl-he-could-find thing started.

      I think it started with the urge to deny the existance of Kirk-Spock sexual tension...

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    3. Re:Dropping seeds all over the universe? by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      >>I've seen all ~70 episodes of The Original Series and all the movies, and I've no idea where the >>Kirk-sleeping-with-every-girl-he-could-find thing started.

      >I think it started with the urge to deny the existance of Kirk-Spock sexual tension...

      What sexual tension?

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  2. Collision Course by Marc_Hawke · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, when does it hit Earth? Have they made the movie yet?

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    1. Re:Collision Course by kypper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Someone better call Bruce.
      Campbell or Willis?

      I'd prefer the former; it would be... groovy.

  3. The NASA folks must have been watching bad films by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    They describe it as traveling at "supersonic" speeds when they should know there is no sound in the vacuum of space.

    They should tell us how many parsecs it could do the Kessel run in.

  4. NASA discovers G-class star 8 light minutes away by slyborg · · Score: 4, Funny

    What a terrible headline and linked article. Mira is a famous red supergiant, the "name-star" of the Mira-class variables. Mira is one of the largest known stars and has been known to astronomers for at least 400 years.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mira

  5. At the next NASA party- by jimbug · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pin the tail on the Mira

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  6. Re:NAME IT SKYWALKER AND STOP BEING AN ASSFAGGOT by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only if it wanted to drop seeds on it's sister star.

  7. Re:Faster than a speeding bullet? by speedy.carr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even worse than the speeding bullet part is the section on this page(last paragraph) where it says that 'Coincidentally, Mira and its "whale of a tail" can be found in the tail of the whale constellation.' I think NASA just likes making dumb jokes and references in their media announcements.

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  8. Re:Faster than a speeding bullet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's Radial Velocity. Tangential... I can't be bothered to work out.

  9. God says this is Impossible by EEPROMS · · Score: 2, Funny

    [sarcasm] PFFFT!!..Everyone knows this is impossible, how can a star have a tail 30,000 light years in length when the whole of the Universe is only 10,000 years old [/sarcasm]

  10. That's Funny ... Stellarium by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's funny. I just looked Mira up on Stellarium, and no matter how far I zoomed in, I couldn't find any trace of a tail at all.

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  11. Re:Faster than a speeding bullet? by Kelz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well anyway, the real question is:

    Is it more powerful than a locomotive?

  12. Re:Relative to what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A speeding bullet, duh.

  13. Re:Faster than a speeding bullet? by DeadChobi · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, the REAL question is: Will it blend?

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  14. Does it . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    run linux?

  15. The song remains the same by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pseudo-comet star, that is what you are
    Flying at supersonic speeds
    Though sound cannot propagate through a vacuum
    Tail lightyears long through outer space
    We know TFA will get the science wrong uh huh
    And the dupe will posted in a week uh huh

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  16. More powerful than a Wikipedia entry by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Funny

    Relax, I just edited the article on ballistics; now projectiles are fast enough so that these stars are in the ballpark as far as their velocities go.

    Hmm, I guess I better edit the article on stadiums so that they can accommodate solar-massed objects while I'm at it.

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  17. Re:You can't see the tail with your eyes by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Read the article, bottom of the page: "Mira's tail is only visible in ultraviolet light, and does not show up in visible light." The same holds true for Karl Rove.
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  18. But how long in football fields? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I understand the speeding bullet thing, but could someone please explain the tail length to me in terms of football fields? I'm having trouble visualising it.

  19. Scientist as Educator by DynaSoar · · Score: 5, Funny

    I usually choke when journalists do a bad job presenting science. Sometimes the tables get turned, and they quote exactly what's said. Unfortunately. So, in the spirit of equal chain jerking:

    From TFA as presented on MSNBC: "If Neanderthal man had ultraviolet eyes and could look above the atmosphere, he could have seen the beginning of this tail forming," study leader Chris Martin, an astronomer at the California Institute of Technology, said during a teleconference Wednesday.

    AWEsome, d00d.

    And, if they had ultraviolet eyes on 30,000 light year long eye stalks, they could not only see
    above the atmosphere, they could see the tail as it formed, RIGHT WHERE IT WAS HAPPENING.

    OH. OH. And if the DINOSAURS had ultraviolet eyes, and could see above the atmosphere, they could see it 65 million years BEFORE it happened. And they could probably also see that asteroid coming and build SPACESHIPS, no wait, SPACE DINOSAUR MOTORCYCLES, they could get off the planet before it got hit, and fly to that star and live there, and then 65 million years later all wag their tails at the same time and make the star shoot off gas and dust like a BIG TAIL that we could see, because they wanted to say hi and let us know they were all OK and we shouldn't be all sad because we thought they all got extincted.

    I guess we can't all be Carl Sagan. Because then there would be BIL..... nevermind.

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  20. Re:Faster than a speeding bullet? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps an easier way of representing it is that if each football field was represented as a library of congress you would need 11,208,339 of them

  21. This sounds good, but... by crhylove · · Score: 2, Funny

    It also sounds like the Galaxy is trying to defragment. I hope it doesn't corrupt our area. Though then we might finally have a space program worth a fuck. Never mind, sounds great!

    rhY

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