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Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition Announced
bigstrat2003 writes "For the past day, Wizards of the Coast has had a countdown to "4dventure" on their web site. The countdown ran out at 6:30 eastern time today (and the web site promptly crashed), but stories are already appearing on the rest of the web. Wizards also has had their 4th edition forums up for a couple of days."
A front page D&D news story. That's gotta be hard to top.
They failed on their save vs. nerds roll.
So how much xp do we get for killing the website?
I think that I am (rolls a d20)...happy for this news.
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
I'm going to have to spend all my money buying the new books! If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me!
This sig, aah-ah, is comin' like a ghost-sig...
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Come on, this deserves positive moderation for the oblique futurama/gygax reference:
... (rolls dice) ... pleasure
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GYGAX
Greetings! It's a
to meet you!
http://www.imsdb.com/transcripts/Futurama-Anthlog
"Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
I'm literally in shock right now.
I hope you're near a hospital. Do you want me to call 911 for you?
Or perhaps find a dictionary so you can look up "literally"?
Bah! Back in my day, we just had Greyhawk! And we liked it! You kids and your fancy-schmansy role-playing games these days! Back in my day, the nearest store that sold polyhedral was a four-day walk from my house! Uphill! Both ways! In the snow! You kids have it easy these days!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Hey, WTF!! He was talking about my post! Not his own! I'm the one that needs validation, not him!!
*shakes his fist at the gods of moderation*
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
Bah! You think that was hard, do ya sonnyjim? Back in my day, the only polyhedral die were marbles, and we didn't have no fancy books, just stone tablets. Of course, we had knights and dragons back then too, which made things easier in some ways. Didn't need an imagination, for starters.
Hah, hah, I literally laughed my ass off when I read your comment. Now if I could only find where it rolled off to under the computer desk.
You're starting to get it, but you're not quite there. The purpose of the game is to argue about the rules, not "play" them.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
You think you had it hard with marbles for dice and real dragons trying to eat you? PFFFt, you were pampered.
Why, When I played D&D, there were no dragons yet, and they hadn't even invented magic. To us the game was sci-fi!
NOW GIT OFF MAH LAWN!
HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
Speaking from experience, if you are:
1) Intelligent enough to win a D&D tournament
2) Lucky enough with the dice to win a D&D tournament
3) Big and strong enough to literally bash through a wall
Then, yes, the one, single, supa-hot D&D honey will be all-up-ons. And lordy, lordy, will she ever be into cosplay, with more vinyl and leather than you can conceive of... super bonus round for fetish-addled roleplay freaks. Hot chicks love a fat geek, so long as he can kill a jock with his bare hands and understands the difference between her Sailor Moon costume and her Sailor Mars costume.
The rest of you will die alone.