Rocket-Powered Bionic Arm Successfully Tested
amigoro writes "A rocket-powered bionic arm has been successfully developed and tested by a team of mechanical engineers at Vanderbilt University as part of a $30 million military program to develop advanced prosthetic devices for next generation of super-soldiers."
Welcome our new robotic overlords...
I know, but somebody has to say it.
Some days I get the sinking feeling Orwell was an optimist.
I first read that as Rocket-Propelled Bionic Arm and thought, what's this? Mazinger Z?
Then I read it again and, it's not much better. Off to RTFA...
but I'm sure I want one.
I used it to give myself a dutch rudder, and it was pretty good
The valves are connected to the spring-loaded joints by belts made of a special monofilament used in appliance handles and aircraft parts and a small sealed canister of hydrogen peroxide that easily fits in the upper arm can provide enough energy to power the device for 18 hours of normal activity. Does it make a choo-chooo sound when you're punching anyone?
Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.
There's no rockets involved, it's actually steam powered, fueled by rocket fuel (hydrogen peroxide).
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Aw yeah. That's some rocket-and-bionic power right there! Did you see what he did to Hitler?
Yeah, but a steam engine works by steam created by boiling normal water with an external power source and using the pressure. This works by burning H2O2 which ends up producing steam and then this high-pressure steam is used. It's not external combustion. It's closer to an internal combustion engine, actually.
I wouldn't call this a rocket, but it does seem to mix rocket engines (for high pressure gas generation) with steam engines (for harnessing high pressure gas). The closest thing I can think of is a car's air bag, quickly creating high pressure gas but not using that for propulsion. Or maybe a car's engine pushing against the pistons.
I guess the nomenclature is the hardest part about this article.
Giving a rocket powered bionic arm to a 19 year old soldier thousands of miles away from his girlfriend? This can only end in tragedy.
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Check out the video on vandy's website. I love the last few seconds where the robotic are is about to cap someone!
The term you are looking for is "Gas Generator".
Rocket is something that generates gas (usually by combustion or decomposition) and expels it through a nozzle for thrust.
Gas generator is generic for a device which produces gas. A boiler is a special case (heat + water). There are gas generators in airbags (solid azide chemical reaction), other industrial uses too.
This just uses decomposing hydrogen peroxide to generate steam. Just another gas generator.
Didn't it occur to anyone that the reason DARPA might be interested in this is the hundreds of vets with missing limbs who have a need for better prosthetics? The military applications of this technology seems marginal at best. I'm sure DARPA is funding all sorts of military robotics research (in fact, I know they are), but this sure as hell isn't it.
"... our new robot underarms?"
...Vanderbilt University reported a work-related injury to the OSHA wherein an employee who is as yet unidentified was seriously injured in his groin. Confidential sources say there was a lot of blood and a violently ripped off body part involved. We await further news on this development.
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Wars not make one great!
But rocket-powered bionic arms do!
The enemies of Democracy are
The Army prefers not to put powered vehicles on the front line because
(1) they require refueling, and fuel is a supply/logistics problem, and
(2) they make noise, and
(3) being mechanical, they break.
Loading up each soldier with enough H2O2 to get through the day would require stocking and maintaining equipment for this stuff. Running out of H2O2 before you can get refueled will result in removing the equipment so it won't detract from action, and that will result in soldiers abandoning it rather than run around burdened by something they can't use.
Sitting around making a hissing noise makes one a target even in the dark.
Putting a non-combatant like a mechanic/armorer on the front line is a bad idea because they can get killed, leaving you with useless armor. If this happens, or if it breaks and you don't send a mechanic/armorer because they're a burden themselves, it will result in the same abandoning noted above. Electrical devices break down less than mechanical and make them more likely to be adopted and used.
If H2O2/catalyst devices are capable of producing sufficient power, they'd be being developed for use in fuel cells (which still requires the rear line placement), which could recharge battery powered armor (which doesn't have near the other problems). To be efficient it would require high purity stuff, which is hard to produce, and requires difficult and expensive maintenance no matter how far back it's made and stored. Even so, it'd be better from a logistic and tactical stand point to develop hydrogen based fuel cells to charge battery powered armor, running off the hydrogen from the fuels they're already going to be carting around -- unleaded, diesel and JP4/8.
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RECRUITING SERGEANT: Next time we meet, I'll probably have to salute you. What about you, son?
JOHNNY: Infantry, sir.
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You can't take the sky from me...
Bite my shiny, rocket-powered, metal ass!
Ha-hahahaha!
Here's the link to the video which shows the arm in action and talks a little about how it is made.
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This is a steam powered artificial limb. It has nothing to do with rocket power (thrust produced by ejecting reaction mass) other than the fuel.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
"Figby, why aren't the troops saluting me?"
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"Sir, they don't want to wind up in the infirmary, like when General Havermeyer reviewed them."
"What?"
"Ah, but it was beautiful, Sir. The whole camp, passing in review, snapping their new powered arms up in perfect salutes . . . too much sun on the hardware . . . a firmware bug not caught in testing . . .
"You mean?"
"Fifteen hundred simultaneous concussions, Sir."
"What?!"
"They dropped in well-ordered lines, north-to-south, toes straight up. A credit to the training officers, if you ask me, Sir."
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