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The White House Crowd Control Manual

quizzicus writes "The Washington Post writes today about a sensitive White House document detailing how to screen for, silence, and remove protesters who show up at the President's public appearances. Obtained by an ACLU subpoena in the Rank v. Jenkins case, the Presidential Advance Manual (PDF) is dated October 2002. It lays out strategies such as searching audience members at the door for hidden protest material, strategically placing 'rally squads' throughout the crowd to intercept and shout down hecklers, and forcefully removing dissenters who cannot be squelched. The manual advises, however, that staff should 'decide if the solution would cause more negative publicity than if the demonstrators were simply left alone.'"

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  1. The Slashdot Crowd Control Manual: by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.

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    1. Re:The Slashdot Crowd Control Manual: by splutty · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you intended that as "-1 Troll", which would be the prefered CC method.

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  2. After reading through the manual my opinion is: by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 5, Funny

    The manual is [redacted], otherwise [redacted].

    [redacted]

    I think I should finish this long post by summarizing my opinion about the [redacted] manual which is: [redacted].

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  3. White House CC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK. Sap "Circle". "Star" gets sheeped, "Square" gets banished, "Diamond" gets freeze trapped, and we all DPS down "Skull".

    Got it?

  4. In Bushunist America by Steeltalon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Crowd Controls you!

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  5. Re:What's really entertaining by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Funny

    void republician_retort(point accusation_of_fascism){

    if(exists(democracts.spurious_similarity(accusatio n_of_fascism))){

        play_up(democracts.spurious_similarity(accusation_ of_fascism));

    }
    else{

        play_down(accusation_of_fascism);

    }

    if(exists(democrats.main_candidate.opportunity_to_ discredit(accusation_of_fascism))){

        democrats.main_candidate.discredit(accusation_of_f ascism)

    }

        fox_news.discredit_democrats();

    }

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    May the Maths Be with you!