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Attack of the Evil Monkeys From Hell
grrlscientist writes "A new form of communication between wild vervet monkeys and humans is causing humans distress — and a collapse of their food supply. Approximately 300 vervet monkeys in Kenya are sexually harassing the women of a village so they can steal their crops. None of the attempts to discourage the monkeys has so far worked."
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I had the PRIVILEGE to sit in a condo next to a sorority center for women that repeated their "SIGMA KAPPA IS THE BEST SORRORITY" message every ~15 minutes in their club retreat. Those bitches, about 20 of them, all younge and horney, and they would just stand around all day in tight-fitting Mervins clothing and just talk. I and me buds had birds-eye views at ground level into their 2-story building embedded in a residential neighborhood in Fullerton (California). We put some strapon dildos on the front-porche at night, addressed to the main broad, and she took them in for discussion. Damn we waited a long time, but none of them considered plugging eachother's twats with our mighty rubber dycks. Cunts is all they were. Just loud as fuck in the summer heat, and none could sleep when they began belting out their chants in the morning evry Saturday and Sunday.
Why couldn't they just DO SOMTHING? Anything! Just do it, stop lining up like that 1984 Apple flyck. Of'course, at mid-day each of them had these "old" people arrive to pick them up. I think they were high-school sorrority students, and they were still appeasing to their parents standards.
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