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China Says Tibetans Need Permission To Reincarnate

michaelcole writes "China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. This article is both hilarious and sad, looking at the lengths to which a government will go to regulate thought through censorship. It also goes into some of the more subtle politics of the current 72-year-old Dalai Lama as he thinks about his political and spiritual successor. The Dalai Lama 'refuses to be reborn in Tibet so long as it's under Chinese control.'"

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  1. Feeling concerned? by mapkinase · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I do not remember any concerns, when Turkey bans women in headscarfs from the government buildings or France bans children in headscarfs from school, or Tunisia bans any woman with headscarf from STREETs.

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    1. Re:Feeling concerned? by WNight · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      My god, you're right. And not only do we not have a headscarf law, but our allies mostly don't either! Maybe the UN should enact some sort of global mandate requiring headscarf sensitivity laws and other good ideas.

    2. Re:Feeling concerned? by DerWulf · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Flamebait: Some turks would probably say that the turkish government (or more precisly: the idea that turkey should have a secular government) in fact has suceeded in destroying the culture of the turkish people.

      *wink* *wink*

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    3. Re:Feeling concerned? by Spasemunki · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I was wondering if someone might point that one out ;)

      Well, at least the Turkish government didn't try to take away the Turkish language. I mean, other than abandoning the old alphabet and replacing it with the new, incomprehensible one...

    4. Re:Feeling concerned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Huh? You mean the Turkish language revolution, where the incomprehensible gibberish moon-alphabet of the Arabs was replaced with the latin one, boosting literacy all over the place and helping the new secular government further distance itself from all the sharia shitholes?

      Turkey is at an important crossroads right now. Either the islamists have become somewhat secular, or the last seculars have bown to islam. One can only hope that the first is the case, and if it not so one can only wish general Yasar Buyukanit and the Turkish armed forces luck in their struggle against the new onslaught of the 7th century barbarians which Ataturk had warned his people of.

    5. Re:Feeling concerned? by mapkinase · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What are you talking about? Headscarf is a head cover, not a face cover...

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    6. Re:Feeling concerned? by inkedgeek · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      *hands you a soapbox*

      Here, this might help your rant.

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  2. In other news... by RuBLed · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The USA and the EU Union announced that all terrorists are no longer permitted to reincarnate unless a court ruling otherwise is issued. Bush was heard saying that they should have done it sooner and now because of the delay we are in danger of 9/11 terrorist that could now be playing in our parks. It was also heard that this is also for the sake of the good children that also had reincarnated. An extremists who do not wish to be made known commented that no terrorist on his right mind would want to be reincarnated now considering that the world is experiencing a shortage of virgins...

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Hey, it really is the slashdot recording robot geek thingy. I just called slashdot!

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    1. Re:Dear Slashdot GOOGLE BANNER ADD remove please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Sorry to say when i was looking at your top article in front of it came a google banner.
      PLease stop this overlapping banners, it took me quite a while to finaly be able to read this story.
      keep your marketing adds in place and don't hoover it over your page.


      What ad? Use a sensible ad-filter in your web browser and you won't see the ads at all.

      Otherwise people loose interest in your site, and also beginning to hate your advertizers.
      That's not why these advertizers started their internet campaign.


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    2. Re:Dear Slashdot GOOGLE BANNER ADD remove please by PermanentMarker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

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    3. Re:Dear Slashdot GOOGLE BANNER ADD remove please by Mister+Transistor · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    4. Re:Dear Slashdot GOOGLE BANNER ADD remove please by cosmocain · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      until now, i didn't even know that slashdot has ads. *pats die little ABP-sign in the topright corner*

    5. Re:Dear Slashdot GOOGLE BANNER ADD remove please by PermanentMarker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

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    6. Re:Dear Slashdot GOOGLE BANNER ADD remove please by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      FireFox does that, too. Control-F puts a search box on the bottom toolbar and any word you type it will find the next one of, or check "highlight all" box and it will do what you describe. I also really like that feature, it makes searching for a specific thing on a big page much easier.

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    7. Re:Dear Slashdot GOOGLE BANNER ADD remove please by PermanentMarker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

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  4. European Union Union by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Where is this place? I've certainly never heard of it.

    1. Re:European Union Union by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Don't know. But I think that Butros Butros Ghail lives there...???

  5. Re:Holy shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Are you English or retarded?" SCNR, no offence intended.

  6. Karma by buttle2000 · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Some years ago I read some sci-fi titled 'Karma' by Arsen Darnay (I think). The story tells of a machine designed to capture the souls of the dead and reincarnate them in newborn bodies chosen at will. This machine is used to keep the same brainwashed soles repeatedly being born at a nuclear waste site as to guarantee long,long term dedicated staff.

    So the idea is there. China just needs to build the machine, capture his soul and then condemn its sucsesive bodies to an infinity of hard labour. Add that to new DRM tecnology and the channel could be secured against monk cyber-terrorists.

  7. Re:has /. finally become right wing? by North+by+Northwest · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yes, we got over it HERE, but we're repeating that THERE. Think about the ultimate purpose of Iraq war. So Chinese are just doing that HERE of their own.

  8. /. should support dictatorships!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...quit stalin, the time is mao and i'm hot to trotsky.

  9. Re:has /. finally become right wing? by Sunburnt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Think about the ultimate purpose of Iraq war.

    Got it. Oil. Where are you going with this?

    If you think we're actually over there to spread "Western values," you're buying the same line that's been sold to America's right wing.

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  10. Any Institution of Man is Corruptible by scorp1us · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Any man made institution, be it governmental or religious attempts to be an authority, and is a consolidation of power. These institutions may not seek power themselves at first, but will eventually attract those seeing power. Then these institutions are infiltrated by these individuals and the corruption begins...

    It is important to always question authority and anything else that is presented as authority. It doesn't matter if it is the Constitution of the US, or a Bible. Find out what authority is really possessed and how relevant the words are. For those who think the Bible is the original word of God, you have to look at how the words got to your brain. They were laid on the page by the publisher, who probably took some liberty when they copied from another text, and that text took some liberties from the scroll it came from... It all goes back to these gospels that were written 40-400 years after Jesus. If they were really eye witness accounts, then they would agree, but the Gospels of Mark and Matthew don't agree, even though they tell the same story. On top of that, there were many other gospels that never got included in the Bible. The reason is the church (an authority ;-) ) choose which gospels it would have in its bible because you had to pay people to copy these texts by hand. Eventually, a common set emerged and they not make up the Bible. Was it wight for the many churches to exclude any gospel? These are supposed to be holier books.. I guess some are holier than others...

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  11. Re:And so help us... by Reapman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Really... +5 for that sack of lies huh? You know you remind me of stories from my dad's Aunt and Uncle who were missionaries in Cuba and Russia, and the lies that were spread about them. I can't believe you would insult so many of your past presidents, and call them all psychotics like that. I suppose, however, by slaming Christianity it's OK. Saying the same thing about any other religion would probably have this marked as Flamebait. Not that I would condone that, I actually BELIEVE in Freedom of Religion. And God. wow. What a concept huh?

    Using your same logic, all teachers are bad, as I know of one that had "relations" with his underage students. Yes, let's stereotype more! This is what will bring the might US of A back on track. Why, just look at how wonderful things are in the US now that there is such anti-religious elements. Hell, using your logic, I know a NUMBER of Athiests that do meth... do they all do meth then? They MUST!

    Can you please show me where in the Bible it says to do Crystal Meth, and to be bad people? I missed that bit.

    After all, a majority should be punished for the minorities actions, right? As long as we believe in what you tell me to, the world will be just fine, right?

  12. Re:And so help us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    The Washington Post says (emphasis mine):

    It will be illegal "to identify the child reincarnation of the Dalai Lama" without the approval of Chinese authorities.