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AT&T Stops 'Time', Ends An Era

theoeag writes "Starting in September, you will no longer be able to pick up a landline, payphone, etc and find out what time it is at the beep. AT&T, which has had the service since the 20s, cited a lack of demand in the digital age as the reason for "time"'s extinction. Actually, the service had already stopped in most states, but Nevada and California — with their large rural and unmapped areas — were still holding out, should the lost motorist or weary hiker need to know the time of day. But no more! The "Time Machine", which consisted of two large drum-like devices that contained several audio-tracks and a quite advanced system for syncing up with the caller, will probably end up in a museum, anxiously awaiting the arrival of its cousin: The Pay-Phone."

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  1. Evil by calvy · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is by far the most evil thing AT&T has done. How can they take time away from us? Gasp

    1. Re:Evil by sqldr · · Score: 5, Funny

      How can they take time away from us?

      They usually do that by way of their automated call-queueing system.

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  2. I feel sorry... by Treskin · · Score: 3, Funny

    I feel really sorry for whoever gets assigned the POP-CORN phone number.

  3. Sad by davidc · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sad to see this go. I didn't use it very much but it was kind of reassuring that it was there. Okay, I'm crazy!

    I once answered the phone at work, and found that the call was the speaking clock. Weird... folks told me it was probably returning all the past calls I'd placed to it.

  4. Don't pick up that phone by Applekid · · Score: 4, Funny
    TFA:

    One upside: AT&T says doing away with time would enable the creation of about 300,000 new phone numbers in California beginning with the 853 or 767 prefixes. Great, just what I need if I get one of those new numbers: questions about what time is it. Yes, my refridgerator is also running and there's no need to catch it, either.
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    1. Re:Don't pick up that phone by TALlama · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Northern California, the prefix for calling time is 767, or P-O-P on a telephone keypad. For decades, locals up there have dialed POPCORN any time they have had to reset their watches or reprogram electronic gadgets after a power failure.

      First thought: Neat!

      Second thought: Why do those Northern Californians get a neat number, and we Southern Californians don't?

      Third thought: I can make one! Let's see.... UKELELE!

      Fourth thought: And that will be useful for precisely two more days. Great.
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  5. Jacking Into The Matrix by Marc_Hawke · · Score: 4, Funny

    "anxiously awaiting the arrival of its cousin: The Pay-Phone."

    That's gonna make escaping Agent Smith just THAT much harder.

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  6. Ehhh... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was all relative, anyway...

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  7. Advanced Technology by nairnr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whoa, we must have been ahead of the curve. We used to get Time AND Temperature!!!

  8. Re:Inevitable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What does a news server have to do with time?

  9. Re:Inevitable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What does a news server have to do with time?

    With all that porn, who cares what time it is!

  10. No disrespect to the dead meant... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 4, Funny

    But we used to call her the "Bell Bitch"

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  11. It's more than sad. Help! Anyone got alternatives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is more than sad. For me it's been indispensible.

    You see, those numbers are absolutely wonderful to use for websites that require a phone number for registration. Sure, I could just make up a number. Or give one out of someone else. But I hate the idea of bugging some innocent person with this. Even people whom I don't like.

    A case in point are the job boards. These days lots of job shops in India pick up on these numbers and pester people for their Resumes non-stop. I suspect it's to say that they looked for an American citizen so they can fill a position with an H1-B (given their attitude, I can't imagine that it's to help work with the person they are calling).

    So I give them the number for time, knowing that it will cost them money to call it.

    There must be an elegant alternative which is equally fruitful, but I am at a loss for ideas. Does anyone have any?

  12. Re:It's more than sad. Help! Anyone got alternativ by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    202 456 1414

    No productive work goes on there, so you won't be interrupting anyone.

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  13. Re:How do you set your clocks? by quantum+bit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sundial.

  14. The payphone? NEVER! by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 3, Funny

    The payphone will never be obsolete so long as we have Superman.

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  15. Re:How do you set your clocks? by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Funny

    when I tried to use mine for DST at about 2:00am it was malfunctioning, the dark shadow was smeared all over the dial

  16. Ah, memories... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was just thinking about this the other day for some reason!

    One memory I have from youth is taking my oh-so-new-and-cool digital watch and carefully synchronizing it exactly to the beep when I called time. :)

    Of course, later I synced my watch one day to the atomic clock, and then for some reason decided to check it against 853-1212. Imagine my geek outrage when freakin' Time was FORTY SECONDS OFF. I felt like an idiot for carefully syncing my watch all that time.

    *sigh* another naive belief of youth falls. ("I mean, it's the phone company, of course they'd carefully ensure that 853-1212 has the exact time to the millisecond!")

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  17. Re:Why it existed by InterruptDescriptorT · · Score: 4, Funny

    I found this out years ago when my GF was getting really persistent obscene phone calls.
    Sorry about that. I've moved on and starting harassing someone else's GF. No hard feelings, I hope. :)

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  18. Re:Inevitable... by MrNaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm worried that one day they'll eliminate 127.0.0.1! The day they take that offline I'm in big trouble!

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  19. Re:Kind of sad by Garabito · · Score: 2, Funny

    In fact, You will shortly be able to obtain an atomic clock chip at a "reasonable" price

    Yes, and plutonium will be available at every corner drugstore.

  20. Re:Why it existed by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean Europeople have to manually set the time? I think you're lying.

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  21. If only it were possible... by BJD3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if someone could develop a global system of flying objects that could somehow measure the contours of the earth.

    Then, finally, we would be able to discover what actually lies in these vast 'unmapped' areas of 'nevada' and 'california'.
    Imagine the possibilities.

  22. Re:It's more than sad. Help! Anyone got alternativ by putaro · · Score: 2, Funny

    867-5309