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Record Company Collusion a Defense to RIAA Case?

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "Is collusion by the record companies a defense to an RIAA case? We're about to find out, because the RIAA has made a motion to strike the affirmative defense of Marie Lindor, who alleged that "the plaintiffs, who are competitors, are a cartel acting collusively in violation of the antitrust laws and of public policy, by tying their copyrights to each other, collusively litigating and settling all cases together, and by entering into an unlawful agreement among themselves to prosecute and to dispose of all cases in accordance with a uniform agreement, and through common lawyers, thus overreaching the bounds and scope of whatever copyrights they might have" in UMG v. Lindor."

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  1. I'm tired of these defenses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just settle or admit that you are wrong. The RIAA is doing the right thing by protecting their intellectual property. Even though the only record label represented by the RIAA that doesn't try to sell all crap is Warner Bros. (Madonna is the only musician with any talent and by far the best singer ever), it is still wrong to make unauthorized copies. It is like stealing from a thrift store. It is mostly junk (except for Madonna, she is the best!), but it is still wrong. Downloading music without paying *does* cut into the profits of the labels and artists (all of the artists deserve further pay cuts for low quality product except Madonna). If you couldn't obtain it for free, you would pay for it. It is capitalism working without proper regulation such that those who invest time and money (time is money) into a product can't earn a profit. I think there is somewhat of an inelastic demand for music. If you raise the price by cutting out the free stuff, you will still see demand.

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    1. Re:I'm tired of these defenses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, I was simplifying. The RIAA represents the record labels in the protection of the intellectual property (copyrights). Also, WTF? Why am I being modded funny? I was serious! I anticipated being modded 5, Insightful.
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    2. Re:I'm tired of these defenses. by packeteer · · Score: 1, Funny

      the RIAA has no intellectual property...

      I bet if you started using their logo they would disagree...

      I'm sure they also have a patent on BS lawsuits.

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    3. Re:I'm tired of these defenses. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I bet if you started using their logo"

      You mean the swastika?

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    4. Re:I'm tired of these defenses. by scumdamn · · Score: 2, Funny

      I didn't know that the commercials we hear just pay for royalties. I thought it actually cost money to hire engineers, DJs, morning show personalities, etc and had to pay for the energy to broadcast all those watts. You know, I even thought the building upkeep and maintenance cost money! Can you imagine what a rube I feel like now?

    5. Re:I'm tired of these defenses. by ronadams · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good thing I said the commercials exclusively pay for royalties. Reading comprehension is fun for you and for me!

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  2. Re:A defense? by o2sd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.[1]

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  3. Re:A defense? by IConrad01 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great. Now my room-mate's head just exploded. Thanks. Do you know what it costs to get blood out of a hard-drive??

  4. Re:A defense? by NoPantsJim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you know what it costs to get blood out of a hard-drive??
    Long story short, after three acquittals I can proudly say as a free man that yes, yes I do.
  5. Re:A defense? by bobby1234 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Emancipation Proclamation, I don't listen to hip hop music!!!
  6. Re:A defense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you know what it costs to get blood out of a hard-drive??
    Long story short, after three acquittals I can proudly say as a free man that yes, yes I do.
    Hans Reiser, is that you ?