Variety Says Class Action May Stop RIAA Suits
NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "Variety reports that Andersen v. Atlantic, the class action which has been brought against the RIAA in Oregon may 'ultimately force the organization to drop or dramatically change the way it uses its principal weapon in the fight against online piracy"'. The RIAA responded to Variety saying that 'We are confident that (Andersen's) claims have no merit....We look forward to presenting our arguments in the next few weeks to the court about why this case should be dismissed. In all our cases, we seek to follow the facts and be fair and reasonable in resolving pending claims.' p2pnet opines that Hollywood's interest in the suit bodes ill for the RIAA."
The RIAA has a very unusual and skew view of the words "fair", "reasonable" and "facts". Could someone buy them dictionaries with those words highlighted please.
Stick it to the man in the suit! That's the way to do it... Oh, you meant LAWSUITS , my bad.
Forget the RIAA. I'm going to make my own Artist Association, with strippers and blackjack...
Actually, forget making an Association!
It's not everyday you see CLASS and RIAA in the same sentence.
RIAA: "Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable... to... speak?"
(Apologies in advance)
Ye gods and little fishes, I'd settle for them using "copyright infringement" instead of "piracy." If they need it to sound more evil, they could hire one of those deep-voiced announcer guys that does the voice-overs for MPAA previews.
Prosecutor: "Your honor, we intend to prove that the defendant is guilty of..." *snaps fingers*
Announcer Guy: COPYRIGHT... INFRINGMENT
Juror: Oooh... That sounds evil.
Any plan which depends on a fundamental change in human behavior is doomed from the start.