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Apple Releases New Touch Screen iPod

JSM writes to tell us that Apple released a new version of their popular iPod music player today that boasts, among other things, an iPhone-like touch screen and Wi-Fi capabilities. "The iPod Touch will feature the Safari Internet browser and, like the iPhone, play YouTube videos. Apple also announced a new version of its iTunes music store that will allow users to buy songs wirelessly. iTunes will also sell customizable 99-cent ringtones for the iPhone."

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  1. Take That by psychicsword · · Score: 5, Funny

    Take that Zune!

    1. Re:Take That by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Zune just squirted itself.

      (Sorry, sorry)

    2. Re:Take That by wish+bot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fucking Apple queers, making it thin and sleek at the expense of functionality.
      Yeah, that's right, because we all look so much more manly with a digital brick clipped to our belt.
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    3. Re:Take That by MCSEBear · · Score: 2, Funny

      What idiot in Apple's Marketing department let them launch this without a commercial featuring Jim Morrison? 'Come on, come on, come on... Touch me babe!"

  2. Here's an idea! by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    While they're at it, they should build mobile phone capabilities into the thing as well. Then they'd have something!

    1. Re:Here's an idea! by techpawn · · Score: 4, Funny

      An iPod with a phone? That will never sell! Now give me a phone with an iPod and we'll talk

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    2. Re:Here's an idea! by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah ... then that would be an iPod, a phone,

      AND A PORTABLE INTERNET COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE! OMG!!!!!!!1111 lim(x->0,sin(x)/x)

      (Someone link the Maddox piece)

    3. Re:Here's an idea! by notthe9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmmm...I'm in the market for a breakthrough internet device. What do you think abouta dding those?

  3. meh. by TMonks · · Score: 5, Funny

    So its got wireless, but still less space than a nomad. lame.

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  4. There you go by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 5, Funny

    All those people (you know who you are) who kept saying "I'd buy an iPhone without the phone", you better step up.

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  5. Re:current round-up by sootman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, that's right--a 33% price drop after just two and a half months. Existing iPhone customers can bring their phone to their local Apple retail store and get a white-on-black shirt that says 'Chump' or 'Sucker', your choice.

    (I bought a 4 GB refurb model last week for $399. However, that does not qualify me for a shirt.)

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  6. Re:Not impressed with the new Fat Nano by blantonl · · Score: 5, Funny

    You give it to your wife.

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  7. Re:Why not update the official ipod site? by clem · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's nothing. Look what they did to the regular iPod. It's as big as Steve Jobs! How am I supposed to take that on the bus?

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  8. Re:4GB iPhone on sale for $299 by Enrique1218 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel sorry for those early adopters who paid $499 or $599. I am going to go now, I have to break the news to one.

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  9. Re:Why not update the official ipod site? by mister.f · · Score: 2, Funny

    That one isn't for sale, it functions as a jukebox in his house!

  10. Re:argh by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    That would be rather more harsh than the traditional coal in the stocking, I'd have to say.

    -jcr

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  11. It looks like an iPhone. by zeromorph · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great. - I've always said something like this: one day they'll build cell phones that can do nearly everything except making a phone call, and now they did it. I'm speechless.

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    1. Re:It looks like an iPhone. by martinX · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not a cell phone - it doesn't even have a camera!

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  12. Re:Newton Redo by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can it Sync with outlook?

    Not only can it sync with outlook but it also formats your new iMac and installs Windows XP SP2.
    Apple has realized that MS products are so superb in the areas of efficiency and user friendliness and are focusing on integrating their entire product line-up with whatever products Microsoft has to offer.

    As far as other apps it can run, it can crash regularly on MS Word, Excel, and garble up its slideshows so they look like powerpoint, so Microsoft noobs can feel right at home with it.

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  13. Re:Have they started with the subsidizing? by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's always costed them ~$250 to make.

    It doesn't matter what it costed them, it matters what people payed them.
    Talkeding with you is more pleasuring than correcteding my 6-year old.

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  14. Re:so close.. needs more GB by mblase · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nope, no speaker. No bluetooth, either. And apparently removed some apps that the iPhone has, too.

    No camera, either. That's a heck of a loss.

    Guess Apple has to leave people some reason to buy an iPhone instead.

  15. Re:iTouch = loss of functionality? by wiredlogic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Steve Jobs has been waging a personal war against buttons for decades. Blame him.

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  16. Re:4GB iPhone on sale for $299 by mstahl · · Score: 2, Funny

    For early adopters: Apple Screwed You So Now What

    The comments there are filled with people who think early adopters pissed off about this are whining, but seriously... COME ON NOW! I bought my 4Gb iPhone a month ago, and would not really consider myself an extreme early adopter. If the price went down $50 or went down this much six months from now, obviously I wouldn't have reason to complain at all, but $200 just 30 days after I bought it? Not cool at all. If it were less that 14 I could've returned mine today, paid a nominal restocking fee, and left the store with an 8Gb for less than I originally paid for my 4Gb. Seriously this sucks.

    I know /.'s not the best venue for me to vent my anger about this, but you know. Everybody else is off-topic, why can't I be once in a while?/p.

  17. Re:4GB iPhone on sale for $299 by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Funny


    Yeah, and after years, Cmdr Taco finally has to eat his words about the iPod being lame because it doesn't have wifi.

  18. Re:Will it be able to run the same 3rd party apps. by Spud+Stud · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes. This also comes with Safari.

  19. Re:Not impressed with the new Fat Nano by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >Hacked Ipodtouch + Skype = Goodness?
    yah, it would be a great solution with me and the wife, since there's no need for a mic on my end.

  20. Re:Why not update the official ipod site? by Alzheimers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, that's just a SteveJobsNano standing in front of it. He's only 15mm high, but has nearly the same RDF as the classic!

  21. Re:All I want for Christmas, or any day before tha by waynelorentz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want a replacement for the crappy itunes app which grabs all my stuff from all my nice, neat little folders and throws them willy nilly into a screen which is extremely hard to use for re-organising.
    2001 called. It wants its whine back. And throw in a little cheese while you're at it.

    In other words -- get over it already. You're not unique or interesting because you developed a filing system in your head that's less intuitive for 99.9% of the rest of the world.
  22. Easy Question: Freud by tknd · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't understand the impetus behind removing all tactile controls from a portable audio player.

    Oh, it makes perfect sense. iPod Touch is like a slut. You watch, and keep watching, and before you know it you want to reach out and touch it for yourself. So finally it's yours, all yours to gaze and touch as much as you want. And it's great at first, when everything is new and fresh. But as you constantly touch and slobber all over it, it gets worn and dirty. You try to protect it or make it look better by putting on some accessories (make up) but it really does the trick. Having lost attention to it, it becomes far easier to lose... and eventually it is lost.

    But that's ok, because by then the iPod Rub will have come out and be even more slutty than the iPod Touch.

  23. No, it's genious. by aztec+rain+god · · Score: 3, Funny

    Steve Jobs invented a phone for calling my mother.

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    1. Re:No, it's genious. by Suhas · · Score: 3, Funny
  24. Re:argh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, no kidding.

    At my current employer, some employees were recently given awards for their technical training sessions at the company's technology forum. The 2nd and 3rd place winners won Zunes. What an insult! Of course, this company has been treating us like crap a lot lately anyway, with all the layoffs and such.

  25. Re:argh by jcr · · Score: 3, Funny

    When you post anonymously, it's OK to say that you work for Microsoft. ;-)

    -jcr

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  26. Re:One key feature missing... by omeomi · · Score: 5, Funny

    A microphone. VOIP with WIFI is kinda useless without a mic...

    You could record your side of the conversation on your computer before calling somebody, put it on your iPod as an MP3, and then play it back for your friend via VOIP! Just leave a lot of pauses, they'll never know the difference...

  27. Re:umm....actually by Goaway · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm kind of enjoying this strange fantasy world of yours. Could you tell us some more tales of it?

  28. What about Coffee? by EdBear69 · · Score: 2, Funny
    When can I buy my starbuck's coffee on the iTunes WiFi Music Store?

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    1. Re:What about Coffee? by EdBear69 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry, iPod doesn't do Java...

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