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Microsoft Ties Windows Live Services to OS

narramissic writes "Microsoft is tying its Windows Live services directly to Vista — a move that should sound vaguely familiar, as it is precisely what the company did to make IE ubiquitous among Internet users. 'A new unified installer for Windows Live services will help users download Wednesday's updates of photo-sharing, mail, instant messaging, online safety and other services, the company said on its Windows Live Wire blog. The new installer also will automatically update those services on Windows Vista and XP going forward.'"

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  1. THIS is what I call a complete OS by dws90 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not only does it contain IM, photo-sharing and other similar applications, but it also comes preinstalled with the funeral services for when the applications die.
    Hopefully, they will release a Windows Live mortuary sometime soon to make the package even more complete.

    1. Re:THIS is what I call a complete OS by Karzz1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...Windows Live mortuary...

      I just know there is an oxymoron there...

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    2. Re:THIS is what I call a complete OS by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yet another one to add to the list of political correctness, military intelligence and Microsoft Works.

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  2. windows live by Ice+Station+Zebra · · Score: 2, Funny

    or is it windows comatose?

    1. Re:windows live by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

      Windows Undead.

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  3. good choice of words by kallisti · · Score: 4, Funny

    "This new suite of applications is a new way that we can make connecting, communicating and sharing anywhere a terrific experience on your Windows PC"

    When reading this quote, I couldn't help but be reminded that the root of the word "terrific" is terrify. Which makes it pretty accurate.

  4. oh well by kwabbles · · Score: 4, Funny

    wget http://download.microsoft.com/WLinstaller.exe ./WLinstaller.exe

    err:module:import_dll Library WINHTTP.dll (which is needed by L"Z:\\home\\kwabbles\\Desktop\\WLinstaller.exe") not found
    err:module:LdrInitializeThunk Main exe initialization for L"Z:\\home\\kwabbles\\Desktop\\WLinstaller.exe" failed, status c0000135

    No worky. Oh well. Back to reading slashdot.

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  5. Screwing up XP? by Jabbrwokk · · Score: 2, Funny

    I sure hope this doesn't come as an auto-update, magically appearing on my XP machine one morning asking me to sign up for all these Live services I don't want. MSN Messenger is annoying enough, just deciding to be there one day after an update although I have tried to get rid of it many times.

  6. A Public Service Announcement From Microsoft by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

    We at Microsoft are committed to improving the user experience by (I'm going to fucking kill Google....) encroaching our monopoly into every facet of computer usage (I'm going to fucking kill ISO...). The latest in our long-term plan to completely undermine the capacity for any other software company to influence you is our integration of our software update mechanism with our Windows Live Service (I'm going to fucking kill Sweden.... At Microsoft we believe that competition is more unhealthy than AIDS or swallowing plutonium, and we always seek to find new and inventive ways to completely fuck over any potential competitor. (I'm going to fucking kill Firefox... Another important strategy is planting our arrogant, brain-dead employees on such evil forums as Slashdot, to defend our market-crushing actions. (I'm going to fucking kill Richard Stallman...). We have already submitted the Department of Justice to our terrifying (and patented) Microsoft Bob Rays, which have rendered them simpering, inept and blind half-wits. (I'm going to fucking kill Ubuntu...). We at Microsoft value you, the consumer, for your deep level of mental retardation which allows you to continue funneling billions of dollars to us (I'm going to fucking kill Linus Torvalds...). Thank you for being perhaps the dumbest generation of idiots that the world has ever known (I'm going to fucking kill OpenOffice...).

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    1. Re:A Public Service Announcement From Microsoft by Jeek+Elemental · · Score: 3, Funny

      there are probably chairs in orbit after the iso vote

  7. "in future", not "going forward" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every time you say "going forward", an MBA gets to downsize a tech geek.

  8. Re:.Mac service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nah, Mac users are just as tired of Vista as Windows users.

  9. Re:Another reason.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's one thing to be anti-competitive, but having to compete with yourself in order to not be a monopoly seems a bit stupid.

  10. Re:The Slash-FUD rolls on.... by marcello_dl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Historically, when it comes to Microsoft, FUD is not the right term.

    I'd go for FMT:

    Fear, Materialization, Told you so.

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  11. And? by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So a manufacturer ties their products together . what a suprise! This was never expected

    Ford or GM doesn't do that, nor does GE.. Yep, this is really surprising.

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