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Hole in Asteroid Belt Reveals Extinction Asteroid

eldavojohn writes "Further evidence for the asteroid mass extinction theory has been discovered as a break in the main asteroid belt of our solar system. From the article, "A joint U.S.-Czech team from Southwest Research Institute (SwRI) and Charles University in Prague suggests that the parent object of asteroid (298) Baptistina disrupted when it was hit by another large asteroid, creating numerous large fragments that would later create the Chicxulub crater on the Yucatan Peninsula as well as the prominent Tycho crater found on the Moon.""

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  1. Alternative theories??? by click2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

    a break in the main asteroid belt of our solar system

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster was making meatballs gets my vote.

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  2. Cue The Godfather violin music by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny
    At approximately 170 kilometers in diameter and having characteristics similar to carbonaceous chondrite meteorites, the Baptistina parent body resided in the innermost region of the asteroid belt when it was hit by another asteroid estimated to be 60 kilometers in diameter. This catastrophic impact produced what is now known as the Baptistina asteroid family, a cluster of asteroid fragments with similar orbits.


    Ok lets all hope we don't get another visit from the hit men of our solar system, the Baptistina family.

    1. Re:Cue The Godfather violin music by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 3, Funny

      Say, that's a real nice planet you got there. It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it...

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  3. I've Been Foiled! by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... then make a Slashdot account and submit it there. You caught me. Oh how you've ruined years of careful plotting and planning. I am not eldavojohn, I am actually a Czech researcher named Dr. David Vokrouhlicky. I have slowly been posting careful karma whoring posts and submitting story after story all in the name of eventually publishing my research and getting it on the front page of Slashdot.

    Yes, it was a long arduous endeavor. Gaining people's trust, making foes of others. It was an ingenious plan to boost the popularity and public acceptance of my paper ... and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

    Well, the gig is up, that hole was actually created by Rumfoord and his dog, Kazak. Ohhh, no, I've wasted my life! Who would have thought such a ridiculously elaborate and circuitous plan to tilt the scientific world towards accepting my theories based on computer models could have been foiled by an internet user named Cheezymadman!?
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  4. That's all? Earth and Moon? by haakondahl · · Score: 4, Funny

    It didn't create sunspots and the Great Red Spot? I think these folks are not imaginative enough.

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  5. Re:No crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. There are more inter-system collisions than we realize. Example: Schoemaker-Levi

    Data is not the plural form of anecdote.

  6. God created asteroids by DragonTHC · · Score: 3, Funny

    He also created hemorrhoids.

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  7. Re:hmm by Cytlid · · Score: 4, Funny

    You beat me to the pool analogy punch.

      I was going to say, "Einstein was right, God doesn't play dice. He plays pool. Third planet, corner pocket!"

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  8. Hole in Asteroid Belt Reveals . . . by moeinvt · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'll see more holes appear in the belt as the universe expands.

    1. Re:Hole in Asteroid Belt Reveals . . . by BenBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      > We'll see more holes appear in the belt as the universe expands. Funny, I usually put more holes in my belt when my universe contracts; when it expands, I let it out a bit ...