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Realtime ASCII Goggles
jabjoe writes "Russian artists from Moscow have created goggles with realtime image filtering. Among the Photoshop-like filters that can be applied is, interestingly, ASCII: you can view the world in real time as ASCII. Pointless but cool."
The goggles, they do nothing!
Ah, but can they sense peril?
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G4 Hackintosh
That should totally be the new tag-line for Slashdot.
Peter
so it's like a pair of beer goggles for nerds?
This would be really cool with some informative readouts along the edges. Battery power remaining, range to John Connor, progressive sequel crappiness quotient, that sort of thing.
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They don't have an ASCII representation of a /. effect. So I made one for em:
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Infiltrated dot Net
Ah, but it's not even useless.
a) enhance the surreality of certain drugs (didn't know surreality was a word, but spellchecker isn't complaining. Interestingly, my spellchecker says spellchecker is spelled wrong.
b) make sex with unattractive people more fun. Actually, this would make sex with attractive people more fun too. As long as they don't complain about the massive stupid looking goggles you have on. Or the massive thing that powers them and keeps hitting your partner in the ribs.
Free the Quark 3 from asymptotic confinement! Bring your charm! Don't get down! All colours and flavours welcome!
I think you mean, In Soviet Russia, goggles ascii you.
sigs... don't talk to me about sigs....
Almost an hour has passed and not one person has claimed to have a screenshot and posted an ASCII goatse.
Yeah, I was going to insert the clause, 'add unicode and some funky characters,' but I was distracted by the woman in the red dress.
You can't talk about Wikipedia's flaws on Wikipedia
I have the same problem. While watching it, I kept expecting to have scenes like this:
Neo: I totally had this dream where I woke up in a bathtub full of snot, and my head had this gnarly plug hooked into it. Then I went down this awesome waterslide. It was like waterloo, only totally metal.
Neo: [does air guitar]
Morpheus: That was no dream. The world as you understand it exists only as a massive simulation, designed and built by the machines, to deceive mankind while harnessing their body heat for energy. You were plugged into the matrix like the others, but we rescued you.
Neo: [Looks painfully confused]
Morpheus: [sighs] Up until now, you were a lot like that dude in that song "One" by Metallica.
Neo: Excellent!
Judging by his performance neither can Keanu Reeves.
Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
In soviet nethack
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..@d..
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you bite dog for 42 pts damage
you hear a door burst open!
you see an old meme shambling toward you
you activate peril sensitive sunglasses
the goggles do nothing!
(moar)
"Do you hear that, Mr. Baggins? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound, of your death. Goodbye, Mr. Baggins."
"My name.... is FRODO!"
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