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Jack Thompson Sends Subpoena to Bush

Ariastis writes "Jack Thompson has filed documents with a federal court in Florida requesting to subpoena President George W. Bush for a deposition to retain Thompson's license to practice law. Ah, and Jeb Bush too, for good measure."

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  1. I'm torn by Trigun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is the enemy of my enemy my friend, or is he still an asshole?

    1. Re:I'm torn by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Funny

      Something's on the tip of my tongue...

      turd... polish... still a turd...

      no, it's gone

    2. Re:I'm torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      >Is the enemy of my enemy my friend, or is he still an asshole?

      Uh...which "he"?

    3. Re:I'm torn by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      The enemy of your enemy is usually also your enemy too.

      And if you don't believe that, then we should get a group together to play Risk. For money.

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  2. Rotaderp .sv Neila by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's sorta like Alien vs. Predator, but backwards. Whoever loses, we win.

  3. wow - Bush AND Thompson in the same story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet you Slashbots are just foaming at the mouth.

  4. Re:Prepare for cranial explosions! by mconeone · · Score: 5, Funny

    My guess is that it's to prove that if Bush can be completely incompetent and misguided as President, then Thompson has the right to do so as a lawyer.

  5. Re:i said it before, i'll say it again... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    jack thompson: greatest troll who ever lived Perhaps we can build a bridge to nowhere for him to live under?
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  6. What if.... ha... you almost had me there. by 0p7imu5_P2im3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then he'll make elaborate laws that restrict our rights with promises that it will stop video game-ism, only to have video games become better at hiding, stockpiling weapons, and money laundering.

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  7. Re:The Time Is Approaching by Leftist+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny

    The time is approaching when someone is going to have to put this guy in the nut house.

    I agree, but we need to do something about that Thompson guy too.

  8. Re:WORST ... SLASHDOT ... STORY ... EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must be new here.

  9. Duck Hunt by wiredlogic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jack better watch out. Some of out government officials have already been trained on violent video games. I hear Cheney is pretty good at Duck Hunt.

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