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Jack Thompson Sends Subpoena to Bush

Ariastis writes "Jack Thompson has filed documents with a federal court in Florida requesting to subpoena President George W. Bush for a deposition to retain Thompson's license to practice law. Ah, and Jeb Bush too, for good measure."

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  1. I'm torn by Trigun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is the enemy of my enemy my friend, or is he still an asshole?

    1. Re:I'm torn by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Funny

      Something's on the tip of my tongue...

      turd... polish... still a turd...

      no, it's gone

    2. Re:I'm torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      >Is the enemy of my enemy my friend, or is he still an asshole?

      Uh...which "he"?

    3. Re:I'm torn by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      The enemy of your enemy is usually also your enemy too.

      And if you don't believe that, then we should get a group together to play Risk. For money.

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  2. Rotaderp .sv Neila by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's sorta like Alien vs. Predator, but backwards. Whoever loses, we win.

  3. wow - Bush AND Thompson in the same story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet you Slashbots are just foaming at the mouth.

  4. i said it before, i'll say it again... by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    jack thompson: greatest troll who ever lived

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    1. Re:i said it before, i'll say it again... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      jack thompson: greatest troll who ever lived Perhaps we can build a bridge to nowhere for him to live under?
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  5. The Time Is Approaching by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The time is approaching when someone is going to have to put this guy in the nut house. I hope all those self-serving pandering politicians who like to align themselves with Thompson against the invented evils of video games start seriously considering the kind of delusional maniac they've decided is their ally.

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    1. Re:The Time Is Approaching by Leftist+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny

      The time is approaching when someone is going to have to put this guy in the nut house.

      I agree, but we need to do something about that Thompson guy too.

  6. Re:Prepare for cranial explosions! by mconeone · · Score: 5, Funny

    My guess is that it's to prove that if Bush can be completely incompetent and misguided as President, then Thompson has the right to do so as a lawyer.

  7. Subpoena as evidence? by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ok, now that I've trolled in another post, I'm wondering if the folks trying to get him kicked out of the Bar could enter the subpoena ITSELF as evidence of JT's unfitness to practice law.

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  8. What if.... ha... you almost had me there. by 0p7imu5_P2im3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then he'll make elaborate laws that restrict our rights with promises that it will stop video game-ism, only to have video games become better at hiding, stockpiling weapons, and money laundering.

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  9. Re:WORST ... SLASHDOT ... STORY ... EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must be new here.

  10. Re:Prepare for cranial explosions! by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Informative
    Try again, this time understanding something about the structure of the court system in Florida. The Florida Bar is an agent of the Supreme Court of Florida:

    Article V, Section 15 of the Constitution of the State of Florida gives the Supreme Court of Florida exclusive and ultimate authority to regulate the admission of persons to the practice of law and the discipline of those persons who are admitted to practice. The Court performs those official functions through two separate arms: the Florida Board of Bar Examiners , which screens, tests and certifies candidates for admission to the practice; and The Florida Bar, the investigative and prosecutorial authority in the lawyer regulatory process. Neither of these two agencies, nor any of their functions, is supported by state tax dollars
    (source)


  11. Re:WORST ... SLASHDOT ... STORY ... EVER by eln · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's a really nice rant, and I agree with you somewhat in your general assertion that Slashdot has drifted pretty far away from being a nerd site (WTF is up with the Politics section, for example). However, I have some issues:

    1.) I haven't been around quite as long as you have, but I don't recall the slogan ever being "News for Nerds on the Stuff that Matters". That may have been the original intent, but I don't think that was ever the actual slogan. The oldest page from Slashdot I could find on web.archive.org is from November, 1998, which was prior to the Andover.net buyout (thereby presumably before the major corporate influence began). On that page, the slogan is "News for Nerds. Stuff that Matters."

    Now, I grant you, prior to maybe 5 or 6 years ago, the "stuff that matters FOR NERDS" was sort of implied, but that hasn't really been the case for a long, long time.

    2.) Jack Thompson has been going after the gaming industry for a long time. Seeing his long, slow descent into madness is of great interest to gaming nerds, even if not to you particularly. Even if you decide that the site should be limited only to things that the typical nerd would care about (not your decision or mine to make), this still would fit that category.

    So, even though I agree with you that Slashdot in general has strayed pretty far from its roots (but what site this old hasn't), I disagree with you about this particular story.

  12. Duck Hunt by wiredlogic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jack better watch out. Some of out government officials have already been trained on violent video games. I hear Cheney is pretty good at Duck Hunt.

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  13. Re:sounds to me by forkazoo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Suing the person that's meant to be mediating the dispute is taking things a little far, even for him... If he keeps suing the judges and courts, who's going to finally judge the case, and where? If you want to use the legal system to your advantage, you can't sue it... I would have thought a lawyer would realise that.


    AFAIR, this won't be Jack' first time filing against a judge in one of his cases. Whenever he doesn't like a judge, he has convinced himself that suing the judge will result in a conflict of interest, and force the judge to recuse himself, allowing him to arbitrarily judge-shop until he finds somebody he thinks will kow-tow to his bullshit for fear of being sued.

    Unfortunately for Jack, there is no clear precedent requiring a judge to recuse himself if he gets sued by someone involved in a case he is judging. Naturally, this is because such a precedent would enable exactly what Jack wants. IIRC, the last judge he sued didn't recuse himself because of being sued, but eventually did recuse himself because there was a conflict of interest arising from the fact that the judge was filing a formal complaint about Jack being an asshat.