Scientists Create Di-positronium Molecules
doxology writes "The BBC reports that scientists have been able to create di-positronium molecules. A di-positronium molecule consists of two positronium atoms, exotic atoms which are made from an electron and a positron (the anti-particle of the electron). A potential use of these molecules is to make extremely powerful gamma-ray lasers, possibly on sharks."
But even with the with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads, Chuck Norris would kick their asses.... er .... Fins!
My mom was killed by a Sharks from the Soviet Union with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads, before Chuck Norris could kick their asses, you insensitive clod
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