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Microsoft Seeks Another OS-Level Adware Patent

theodp writes "Microsoft has just published a patent application for advertising triggered by sequences of user actions, which describes how to interrupt game playing, music listening, and photo viewing with pop-up ads ('the components may be integrated directly into the operating system'). So will this ad technology get a free pass from Windows Defender?"

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  1. Have a big ol' nice mug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Of some crisp, refreshing frostyness.

  2. Adware to interrupt games??? by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm dying to see the reaction to this.

    "Quick, get to the health fountain.... What the.. My character DIED so I can learn about Diet Caffeine Free Tab??"

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  3. I See by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see you are rebooting again, click here to burn a Live CD, courtesy of Canonical.

  4. Ideal Ad Opportunity by bateleur · · Score: 4, Funny

    advertising triggered by sequences of user actions
    Hmm... maybe a Linux ad if you hit CTRL-ALT-DELETE more than three times in an hour?
  5. I have a better name than FASS by StressGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about "Community Released, Ad Supported Software"?

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    1. Re:I have a better name than FASS by BronsCon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I prefer Completely Retarded Advertising Program, myself.

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    2. Re:I have a better name than FASS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...which comes out of Ad Supported Software

    3. Re:I have a better name than FASS by BronsCon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of coursed, that's linked with Binary-Only Web Enabled Libraries

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  6. Or, alternatively... by StressGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perrier Spring Water, "The Pause that Refreshes!"

    Guiness -- FOR STRENGTH!

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  7. Why Wouldn't People Want This? by eno2001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Read my lips people. We live in the U.S.A. Anyone who lives in any other backwards countries need not apply to this discussion. Here in the U.S. we have this system called capitalism. It allows us to have a high standard of living and the best thing of all, it's FREE! We're trying to get the rest of the world to use the same system since it does wonders for the standard of living and politics. The U.S. is brimming with opportunity thanks to capitalism. Anyone can become a millionaire and what Microsoft is proposing is just giving everyone (who matters) a new tool with which to make even more money by showing your service or product to trillions of people on the planet. I think anyone who doesn't see this is probably just some backwards communist or socialist who wants to steal my property and redistribute it to people who don't matter. Kudos to Microsoft for arming capitalist with another powerful way of getting at other people's cash in exchange for our great services and products!

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    of PhilthyLucre.com

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  8. Re:Are MS-users really that dumb? by hanshotfirst · · Score: 2, Funny

    How soon we forget Clippy -- Now brought to you by Staples(tm).

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  9. Explains the network interrupt problem by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Funny

    A week or so ago we had probelms of sound playing disturbing network trafric. Inmagine the extra overheads of processing adware.,

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  10. and the user clicks by thorkyl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Allow, Allow, Allow Damn It, ohh $#&* i just bought what

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  11. how wonderful by rastoboy29 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see why they felt the need to rush of and patent this.  What an extraordinary invention.