Kilogram Reference Losing Weight
doubleacr writes "Ran across a story on CNN that says the "118-year-old cylinder that is the international prototype for the metric mass, kept tightly under lock and key outside Paris, is mysteriously losing weight — if ever so slightly. Physicist Richard Davis of the International Bureau of Weights and Measures in Sevres, southwest of Paris, says the reference kilo appears to have lost 50 micrograms compared with the average of dozens of copies.""
The Kilogram is defined in reference to the chunk of metal in Paris. It's the *definition* of the Kilogram.
Therefore, the Kilogram is not getting lighter.
We're all getting heavier.
If you look over history, governments have taken metals that were supposed to be a certain weight, and mysteriously removed weight from them and still called the weight the same thing.
Look at the standard weight known as the "dollar" (thaler). It used to be the equivalent of 1/20th of an ounce of gold. Then it was 1/35th of an ounce of gold. Last month that same dollar weight standard was 1/650th of an ounce of gold, and today I believe it is 1/711th of an ounce of gold.
The Roman Empire leaders also had mysteriously disappearing weights... Their Denarius lost over 99% of its official weight over just a few hundred years.
It is definitely a mystery...
Ah, so that explains the obesity epidemic, but my ever increasing middle indicates that the metre must also be shrinking at the same time.
Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
It's not losing weight, it's losing mass!. The kilogram is not a measure of weight, but mass. Silly pound-centric editors :p
but don't worry, it will regain the weight after a couple of months.
Maybe it's because of where they weighed it - the strength of gravity is not the same all over the planet, and I'm guessing it can change in one place over time due to the movement of the Earth's outer core and give a different result.
A meter is defined as the distance light travels in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458th of a second.
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The wife: Don't you think I am gaining weight ?
Me: No honey, it's just the kilogram that is getting lighter.
Date: September 16, 62002
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Location: God's Court
"God": My angels, we have a problem. The Universe we created 6000 years ago is about to die.
"Angel 1": Holy shit dude, you suck. You were supposed to create the universe for eternity. This is like, what the fifth time?
"Angel 2": What are the humans figuring it out again?
"God": Well, frankly, yes. A few are close, again. They keep learning as we expected, but we didn't account for how fast they would learn. All these exponentials. As you all know, the fabric of their reality only works as long as no consciousness figures out how I did it. Once they do, we are morally obligated to treat them as alive.
"Angel 1": Can't we just fuck with them again? You know, turn off a few suns or create another particle or something?
"God": (Sighing deeply) We don't have much choice. We have to do something sublte, yet significant... Bob, would you go ahead and start changing how mass is calculated. Make it something that will be hard to find.
Angel 2 smiles, and turns around to his machine, and starts typing furiously...
sudo cp
sudo emacs
sudo
The screens shift slightly, a few numbers flutter
"Angel 2": It is done, Joe.
"Angel 1": Hey, who wants to grab a beer?
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This entire story (which has appeared on a lot of general news sites, but no science news sites) is probably just a case of a reporter misunderstanding something a scientist said. According to the UK NPL site, fluctuations in the physical objects used to define fundamental metric units has always been a problem. Back when they were created, the ideal material for them seemed to be a hard, dense iridium-platinum alloy. This turned out to be a nasty mistake: the alloy is slightly radioactive, which means that some of its mass flies off into space all the time. No mystery there.
This is why most fundamental units are now based on natural constants. For example, the meter used to be the distance between two notches on a platinum-iridium stick. (Before that, it was defined as 1 ten-millionth of a line that goes from the equator to the north pole; except they miscalculated the length of the line!) Now it's based on how far light travels in some tiny amount of time. But there's no consensus as to the best way to get rid of the physical kilogram.
In other words, all we have here is a clueless reporter trying to fill up a slow news day.
Proof at last that the imperial system of weights and measures is superior to that silly "metric" fad....
"The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!"
Your car is burning 63 gallons every eighth of a mile. And you like it. Ok...
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If we did physics because it was easy we'd be art history majors.
I blame global warming, myself. If only the US had ratified Kyoto, this wouldn't be happening.
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...an Al Gore film about this someday.
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